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How (Not) To Third Wheel Lestappen

Chapter 29: 2024 Bonus Chapter: The Chat

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Okay, now we'll see you in 2025.

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

George Russell added Oliver Bearman to the chat

Oliver Bearman

Uhm?

 

Oliver Bearman

What is this?

 

Yuki Tsunoda

Don’t worry, you’ll find out

 

George Russell

I was hoping you would ask that.

 

George Russell

[Link attached: How (Not) To Third Wheel Lestappen]

 

Oliver Bearman

What the actual fuck?

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

George Russell added Jack Doohan to the chat

 

Jack Doohan

I’m actually a little disappointed I wasn’t added sooner

 

Jack Doohan

Like, before Abu Dhabi

 

Pierre Gasly

Trust me, you’re not

 

Jack Doohan

I beg to differ

 

Pierre Gasly

No, you don’t

 

Esteban Ocon

You better listen to him

 

Jack Doohan

Why?

 

Yuki Tsunoda

Just listen to Pierre if you want to live

 

Jack Doohan

You guys are weird

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

George Russell added Andrea Kimi Antonelli to the chat

 

Andrea Kimi Antonelli

HELLO EVERYONE!

 

Fernando Alonso

Oh wow, he’s excited to be here.

 

Fernando Alonso

That’s not going to last

 

Lewis Hamilton

I give it one race weekend.

 

Andrea Kimi Antonelli

???????????

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

George Russell added Gabriel Bortoleto to the chat

 

Fernando Alonso

Welcome to your worst nightmare, kid

 

Fernando Alonso

We wish you all the best

 

Gabriel Bortoleto

What?

 

Nico Hülkenberg

Don’t listen to him

 

Gabriel Bortoleto

I’m so confused

 

Nico Hülkenberg

I’ll give you an explanation soon

 

George Russell

Show him the PowerPoint!

 

Nico Hülkenberg

Shut the fuck up, George

 

Nico Hülkenberg

I’ll give him my OWN explanation

 

George Russell

What does that mean?

 

Nico Hülkenberg

Nothing that concerns you

 

Gabriel Bortoleto

I’m scared

 

Fernando Alonso

Good. You should be.

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

George Russell added Isack Hadjar to the chat

 

Fernando Alonso

No, but who the FUCK authorized having 3(!)
French drivers on the same grid?!

 

Esteban Ocon

Hey!

 

Pierre Gasly

Hey!

 

Isack Hadjar

Hey! 😄👋

 

Fernando Alonso

Shut up. All of you.

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

Kevin Magnussen

Oh, I can finally leave

 

Kevin Magnussen

I’d lie if I say it’s been a pleasure

 

Kevin Magnussen

Bye

 

Kevin Magnussen left the chat

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

George Russell removed Sergio Pérez 👑 from the chat

 

Carlos Sainz 👑

No.

 

Carlos Sainz 👑 added Sergio Pérez 👑 to the chat

 

George Russell removed Sergio Pérez 👑 from the chat

 

Carlos Sainz 👑

NO

 

Carlos Sainz 👑 added Sergio Pérez 👑 to the chat

 

George Russell removed Sergio Pérez 👑 from the chat

 

Carlos Sainz 👑

I will end you

 

Carlos Sainz 👑 added Sergio Pérez 👑 to the chat

 

Lewis Hamilton

Leave it alone, George. This is not a fight you will win.

 

Carlos Sainz 👑

Damn right

 

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Surviving Being Top 3 With Lestappen Support Group

 

George Russell added Valtteri Bottas to the chat

 

Valtteri Bottas

No.

 

Valtteri Bottas

Absolutely not.

 

Valtteri Bottas

Reserve drivers are exempt from this nonsense.

 

Valtteri Bottas

Add me again and I’ll make sure to take George out so
I CAN drive.

 

Valtteri Bottas

And then every single one of you is fucked.

 

Valtteri Bottas

🖕

 

 

Valtteri Bottas left the chat

 

George Russell

Why me? Why not Kimi?

 

Kimi Antonelli

Shut up, George

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