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Akecbi woak up won dayz. "i Am goign to et pan cakz" he sad skrumpshiouslee. mmm pan cakz r da best uwu " sexily alechi sayz. he seccily got owt of hiz bed (he did it sexcily bcuaz he ks my bf <3 he haz a sex pax Btw ! )
anyway bcauz he slept nakked u cold C his delcous. sex pax. he has a dig bick.
" pann cakz " akech sad. he nakdly wemt 2 hiz kichen And go t the buttermildj. eh then got a bonch of ingaydietz used in pan cakz ( i duntt know i am sh*t at cocking xD )
he Thne cocked them ina cocker uses for cocking And then eight the pan cakz. (that where made in da cocker )
thede pan cakZ tast liek my dig bic " akehci sa1d.
akeh i then Went to his frige were his bell dolphib body pilo waz. ( he got on ebAy for $33.78 btw )
"i Love u bell" qkechi aaid, feading her the pan cakz he maid. " ops i forgor 💀 u cant eat, I'm very sorry my bad. Please forgive me, I would do anything my lovely Belle!"
" rinfg ring " akrchis fone sad. "ring ring motherfucker"
he loked at the fone. "SHE DOE" CAller noomber said. amecvi anseered et.
"Akexhzi! Kil this fuy for meh!"
"yes dady" i answered. (bTw i got tired off righting in 3rd persin so i now thirst persob! ) ( the i is Akechi BTW ! )
"OK his bame is Clayton Ray Huff"
"ok dady i wil go to mark lizard burger place and KILL HIM ! I LUB KILING! MWAHAHhHahhaagahHHHqyp7gcgkqitcqcig " ! I loafed evily. "Ahhaahhaahhaahaahahaha LOKII PERSONAAA"
"sonny not so load" my loving caring dasdy said.
"zorry dad. then i hing up on him because i'm so EMO YEAHHH MY MUM KILLED HERSELF WOOWOOWSOOW
akechi ooened the nav ap on his fone. "clayton whatever the fuk it was mentos" I said sexilyzzzzzz. "navigation pond" my ape said. then da world became emo like me and i got transported to mentos.