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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - New Version, New Showdown

Summary:

A remake of one of the most famous viral music videos ever made, complete with all-new characters. Who will win?

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

(THE INSTRUMENTAL)

 

Verse 1

Jill Valentine was on the run

Zombies were out to bite her buns

But then she got cornered by Lord Jon Snow

Who shot her with an arrow using Ygritte’s bow

Jill Valentine fired and hit Jon in the arm

But was knocked out by those witches from “Charmed”

Who unleashed some spells to level the field

When Aquaman arrived and told them to yield

Aquaman used his trident against those witches

Then got stabbed by Jon who said, “Go back to the fishes”

But before Jon could call the entire Stark army

He got choked by a tie from Stinson, Barney

Barney let him go, but it was all a ruse

Since he put a bomb on Jon and lit the fuse

But the bomb was a dud and he got real mad

Because it was defused by Wasp and her dad!

 

Chorus

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

 

Verse 2

Jill woke up and stabbed Hope and Hank

Like Ellie to a clicker using only a shank

The “Charmed” witches came back with a healing spell

But got smacked by Spawn who returned from Hell

Jon Snow came back with one of Dany’s dragons

But got shot down by Barney with a cannon

Then the cannon disintegrated during the fight

It was hydrofluoric acid thrown by Walter White

Then he saw Jill Valentine running at him in anger

He tried to flee but started coughing from cancer

Jon Snow tried to capitalize but missed his shot

And he hit Spawn while he was doing a squat

Spawn got real mad and jumped at Jon

As Barney came back after recruiting Lebron

Spawn crashed into them and ruined Barney’s suit

Then they all got hit by Kaguya’s “How cute.”

 

Chorus

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

 

Bridge

People bowed to the man, emerging from a cursed dojo

Bandages over his eyes, was none other than Satoru Gojo

Who used Unlimited Void as his first move in the fight

Which tore apart the body of Walter White

As people screamed at this horrifying scene

Jon Snow tried to retreat back to his dragon queen

But Gojo smiled and told Jon he couldn’t escape

And he broke Jon’s neck with a swift kick to his nape

 

Verse 3

Then Apollo Justice and Apollo Creed

And Jack and Annie from the movie “Speed”

And Kyoko Kirigiri and Witcher’s Ciri

And Mistress Makima and Denis Leary

Ichigo, The Blue Beetle, Team RWBY, and Master Chief

Hawkeye, Might Guy, Danny and Amy from “Beef”

Leopold Fitz and Jemma Anne Simmons

Belle, Adele, Mike and El, and Vision

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Gojo in his jujutsu ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood, the last of his gang

Sokka holding a blood-stained boomerang!

 

Chorus

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Notes:

Side note: Since I wrote this purely as a remake of the original, the song progression does mirror the original lyrics.