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Verse 1
Jill Valentine was on the run
Zombies were out to bite her buns
But then she got cornered by Lord Jon Snow
Who shot her with an arrow using Ygritte’s bow
Jill Valentine fired and hit Jon in the arm
But was knocked out by those witches from “Charmed”
Who unleashed some spells to level the field
When Aquaman arrived and told them to yield
Aquaman used his trident against those witches
Then got stabbed by Jon who said, “Go back to the fishes”
But before Jon could call the entire Stark army
He got choked by a tie from Stinson, Barney
Barney let him go, but it was all a ruse
Since he put a bomb on Jon and lit the fuse
But the bomb was a dud and he got real mad
Because it was defused by Wasp and her dad!
Chorus
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Verse 2
Jill woke up and stabbed Hope and Hank
Like Ellie to a clicker using only a shank
The “Charmed” witches came back with a healing spell
But got smacked by Spawn who returned from Hell
Jon Snow came back with one of Dany’s dragons
But got shot down by Barney with a cannon
Then the cannon disintegrated during the fight
It was hydrofluoric acid thrown by Walter White
Then he saw Jill Valentine running at him in anger
He tried to flee but started coughing from cancer
Jon Snow tried to capitalize but missed his shot
And he hit Spawn while he was doing a squat
Spawn got real mad and jumped at Jon
As Barney came back after recruiting Lebron
Spawn crashed into them and ruined Barney’s suit
Then they all got hit by Kaguya’s “How cute.”
Chorus
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Bridge
People bowed to the man, emerging from a cursed dojo
Bandages over his eyes, was none other than Satoru Gojo
Who used Unlimited Void as his first move in the fight
Which tore apart the body of Walter White
As people screamed at this horrifying scene
Jon Snow tried to retreat back to his dragon queen
But Gojo smiled and told Jon he couldn’t escape
And he broke Jon’s neck with a swift kick to his nape
Verse 3
Then Apollo Justice and Apollo Creed
And Jack and Annie from the movie “Speed”
And Kyoko Kirigiri and Witcher’s Ciri
And Mistress Makima and Denis Leary
Ichigo, The Blue Beetle, Team RWBY, and Master Chief
Hawkeye, Might Guy, Danny and Amy from “Beef”
Leopold Fitz and Jemma Anne Simmons
Belle, Adele, Mike and El, and Vision
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Gojo in his jujutsu ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the last of his gang
Sokka holding a blood-stained boomerang!
Chorus
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny