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"Ugggghhhhhhhhh, I think I'm gonna pass ouuuuuuuut." A downright inhuman grumble roared out of the stomach of one Mina Ashido, whose hands were currently rubbing the growling monster, trying to quell it's rebellious yell. Funny how the Alien Queen feels like she has a chestburster growing inside.
The pink girl's hands massaged over her hero costume, the green and purple spandex stuck to her body after an intense period of hero drill-themed PE. Said period was also the cause of her current discomfort.
"I hate to say it, Mina but, I think the fault may fall on you here. We've had our schedules for months now, you should know what classes are when." Momo Yaoyorozu spoke up, herself removing her hero costume.
"They should know not to put PE after lunch! Some of us like to enjoy our food!" Mina, not the type to drop a subject when she just knows she's right, refused to let the topic die. "And how are we expected to enjoy our food when we have to do all this exercise right after?!"
"I think you're just trying to blame anyone but yourself, kero kero." Tsuyu Asui crouched beside the groaning and grumbling acid hero, removing the flippers from her tight green outfit.
Mina opened her mouth to refute this obviously baseless claim but before she could get a syllable out, a wave of murmuring agreements hit her like a ton of bricks. All of her cohorts, they've betrayed her. Et tu, Froppy?!
"I- But- This- You..." Mina fell to her knees in front of the changing girls, her entire world view utterly shattered. " Fine. If this is what you all think of me, I guess I should show what I think of all of you ..."
"Did you say something, Mina?" Ochako Uraraka looked over at the girl, buttoning up her school blazer.
"Oh, no, nothing really. Just, y'know..."
"No, we don't." Kyoka Jiro, as expected, wasn't exactly tolerant of Mina's outburst.
"Oh, I was just thinking about, y'know, stuff ." Mina raised up to her feet, smirk on her face as she crossed her arms. The other girls kept changing like business as usual, until suddenly they all froze.
"Oh, Mina!"
"Mina, what the hell is your problem?!"
"Someone move, I'm actually gonna puke."
The Alien Queen sighed contently, chuckling lowly before she shrugged.
"Sorry, girls. Guess I just stuffed myself at lunch and all that activity shook it around inside me. I really can't hold it, honestly." She held the pose, the smuggest of grins on her face as her friends started to cough and gag, sequentially collapsing down to their hands and knees.
Mina was kind though, she at least waited for them to get changed back into their uniforms. Of course, that was just them that changed, she was still stuck in her sweaty costume. The stretchy material was glued to her body, especially so in her rear, making it look more like paint than an outfit.
"M-Mina, what the hell did you eat?!" Toru Hagakure whined, barely having the strength to keep her body up, the silent but deadly that had seeped out of Mina seeming to target her more than anyone else. Her invisible nostrils were chock-full of the horrible toxins, singeing her nose hairs off.
"It's like you guys are all bowing." Mina leaned forward, hands on her knees as she laughed at each and every one of her gagging friends. "Only makes sense, since I am the Alien Queen. Alright, alright, since you all clearly want to apologize for embarrassing me, I'm gonna give you all a way to repent."
The pink-haired girl walked forward to her first victim, grabbing a fist full of chestnut hair as she lifted Uraraka's head up just enough for the gravity girl to be mere inches away from her stinking ass. The two cheeks were still carrying the stench of that first release on them, the leftover musk clobbering Ochako's senses. But, give it a moment, and Uraraka would be begging her for the stale fragrance back.
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Mina sighed, face melting into an expression of satisfaction as her butt spat up an appropriately bubbly fart directly in Ochako's face, blowing her brown hair back in it's forceful winds. Now, Uraraka was no weakling, her encounters with Bakugo in the festival proved that well enough, but after an hour straight of exercising, she may have been a little tired. All of them were.
So as Mina's indulgent lunch came out her back end with the power of a 100% One for All blow, a person could forgive Uraraka for going limp before the thirty second release was halfway over. Her eyes fluttered shut, her mouth slowly hung open and her consciousness went bye-bye.
As soon as the rip ended and Mina let out her groan of satisfaction, the Alien Queen dropped Uraraka down to the floor, letting her rest there. That was the first victim down, four to go.
Obviously the girls had caught onto Mina's plan by this point, but there wasn't much any of them could do to stop it. The only one who even seemed to be acting was Toru, who was desperately trying to rip off her uniform as fast as she possibly could, realizing that slipping away invisibly would be her best chance at escape.
It's just a shame she took too long.
"Ah-ah-ah, not so fast." The pink girl snatched a hand forward grabbing another fistful of hair, presumably. It felt like hair but really as far as they knew, Toru was bald. That's not important though - what is important is that Mina's got another of her friends in her clutches, and they all saw (and smelled) what she did to Ochako.
"Let me just, pop ya in there." Mina sighed as Toru's face, presumably, slid right into place between her plump cheeks. The invisible girl's vision was filled with the splotchy colors of her hero costume, until it was then filled with... blackness.
"I didn't even say anything!" Toru's voice whined, muffled for obvious reasons.
"I saw you nodding along! You betrayed me, just like the others!"
"We only said it was your fault for eating so much for lun-" Toru couldn't even finish her completely reasonable sentence before being sent into a coughing fit. Weakly, her clear fists began to push against the plump mounds of pink cheek. But each exertion of effort tired her out more and more, until she couldn't even find the strength to do that bare minimum. With a final weak groan, Toru's arm fell limp by her side.
The entire time Toru was speaking, she could feel this growing heat against her face, as if something were burning through Mina's spandex. She should've realized instantly what it was but, being that deep in someone's crack doesn't always lead to flawless comprehension of one's surroundings.
It wasn't until the coughing began that Toru could put it all together. Mina wasn't listening to a word, the pink girl was more concerned with letting this silent-but-deadly seep out of her ass. Shockingly, Toru got a taste of the rip before a smell, hence the coughs. But don't get it twisted, as disgusting as the taste that caked onto Toru's tongue was, it might as well have been the sweetest of cakes compared to the olfactory assault.
If nothing else, Toru could've used this as an opportunity to get a sense of what exactly Mina did eat for lunch. That is, if the fart had a specific scent to it aside from pure stink. Fittingly, Mina's gas was like an nasal acid - nobody can exactly tell what it tastes/smells like, because it annihilates all in it's path.
" Ahhh , there we go." Mina arched her back slightly, to really stuff the already unconscious Invisible Girl in deep. That'll teach her a lesson for... asking what Mina had for lunch? "Sorry, were you saying something, Toru? Probably just slandering me more." She pushed back on Toru's head, letting the forgettable girl fall back to the ground.
"Now then, which of you should get it next, hmmm..." Mina rubbed her chin as she stared over the terrified, downed girls. "Eenie, meenie, miney, Momo ." The rich girl panicked as soon as she heard her name called, trying to scurry away on her hands and knees as quickly as she could in the thick fog. Which is to say, she didn't get very far.
"I don't think so!" Mina punctuated her sentence with a smack to Momo's rear, knocking her forward onto her face with a thud. "Oh, Yaomomo, you're too kind! I've been looking for a seat all day!"
The black-haired heroine barely lifted her head an inch off the tiled floor before Mina carelessly plopped down onto the back of it, slamming her back to the ground.
"Okaaay, yeah, this won't work. I think your ponytail is going up my butt." Momo shivered at the thought, she'd have to use an entire bottle of shampoo tonight.
Before the tension could get too much to bear, however, a sharp sound cut through it like a hot knife through butter.
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Tsuyu's eyes instantly turned to Mina, but the pink girl sat still, staring blankly for a moment, before sighing.
"S-Sorry... I get tooty when I'm scared."
There was another long silence, as Momo could practically feel Mina's deep, contemplative breathes.
"Tell ya what, Momo, apologize now and I'll just leave your uncomfortable head alone."
"I-I'm sor-"
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"You actually fell for it!" Mina cackled, slapping her knee with one hand as she wiped away a tear with the other. "And I thought you were meant to be the smart one! I just told you that so I could catch ya with your mouth open!" Somehow her obnoxious laughter was almost worse than the fart.
Almost being the key word. Maybe it would've been if Momo's ears weren't left ringing after that triple-digit decibel release Mina so casually dropped. It was only made worse by their environment, the bathroom echoing the already lengthy fart until it seemed to stretch well over two minutes - although the original length was only a bit over a minute.
"Honestly, this is just more proof that you're all out to get me! Seriously, at least when I fart, I know it's because I'm gross! I don't make some excuses like that!"
If nothing else, Momo was grateful that she didn't have to suffer through Mina's fart for long, feeling the welcome haze of sleep before even the halfway mark. Of course, that taste and smell were going to be there even after she wakes up again, but the aftermath was better than the event itself. In the same way losing a finger is better than losing a whole hand.
With a grunt of effort, Mina lifted herself back up from the unconscious Creati, making no attempts to hide the fact that she was picking a wedgie out of her hero suit as she did.
"And then there were two!" Mina cracked her knuckles, beginning to hop as she stretched. "You two were my biggest dissenters, so I'm gonna have to make sure you both never, ever forget this day." Each time her feet hit the ground, her two plump cheeks would CLAP! together - like an approaching thundercloud, loaded with lightning.
Jiro's heart skipped a beat, fighting the urge to scream when she felt a hand grip her short purple hair, forcing her to look up. She stared into Mina's eyes, two gold pupils floating in a dark abyss, the joyful expression on her face the direct result of everyone else's discomfort and agony.
Luckily, or unluckily, she wouldn't have to stare at her friend's face for long, as Mina's hands trailed down from Jiro's hair to her ears, each grabbing one of the girl's physical quirk. With a sadistic grin, Mina kept her grip on the jacks tight as she span around quickly, giving the smallest of the heroines a look at how her butt wobbled back and forth before falling into it's natural place.
"And I... oop !" Mina taunted Jiro, extending the torture out, making the terrified Sound Hero stare at her own destruction for an agonizing few seconds, then pop ! Just like all her friends prior, Jiro's face was pulled forth into the most terrifying challenge of her life. At least Mina didn't seem to want to play with her food this time. Instead, the pink girl decided to finish off the weakest of the bunch quickly.
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Don't let the simplicity fool you, even with it's slightly shorter length, this fart's power can't be understated. While not quite as deafening as Momo's treat, this one still packed quite the ear-ringing quality to it, but where it really shined was it's force. The gas that rumbled out of Mina smacked against Jiro's face like a freight train, if she wasn't being held in place so tightly she probably would've been blown away in the gale.
Although that would've been far more preferable to having to sit and take the brunt of the wind tunnel that was Mina's asscrack. Then again, just about anything would be better than that.
With her skull properly rattled inside her head, after the thunderstorm level of turbulence Mina was dolling out, Jiro's body decided it had had about enough of this whole situation.
"Kyooooka?~ Kyooooka ?~" Mina wiggled her ass, seeing if the slaps could do anything to wake up the purplette, and nope! Nada. She's out cold.
"Well, I see only one path to take from here." The Alien Queen released her grip on the jacks, letting her unconscious friend collapse to the floor with a thud, like the other three.
Tsuyu was in no condition to crawl, let alone hop away. Being the last girl standing meant that she also had to wallow in the last four horrendous farts on top of the girl that started this mess. The frog girl could barely think, consciousness quickly becoming a luxury she wouldn't be able to afford much longer. Which meant she had to act quick! With the last of her strength, she needed to stop Mina before she permanently damaged her nostrils.
"Alright, Tsu, I think I've got a few good ones left in me." Mina approached, a hand resting on her stomach as she patted it. "So try not to pass out right awa-" The pink girl looked up, right in time for her life to flash before her eyes.
Shooting towards her like a bullet, Tsuyu fired her tongue forth, aiming it right for Mina's face. She didn't want to hurt her friend but really, c'mon, what other choice did she have?
It's too bad she was so groggy she couldn't hit a brick wall from a foot away.
Her extended tongue fired right by Mina's face, her raccoon eyes paralyzed in fear for just a moment before relief overtook her. Tsuyu's tongue slapped against the roof of the locker room, then it came flinging back into her mouth... at least, that was the idea.
About halfway back to her, Tsuyu's tongue hit a bit of a road block, in the form of Mina's hand. Pink met pink as her reflexes beat the drowsy Asui's, catching the weapon mid-return.
"Oh-ho-ho! Sneaky, sneaky lil' frog." Mina laughed, wagging her free index at the shocked Tsuyu, who was currently trying to pry her tongue back with what little strength remained in her.
"I don't think so!" Firmly in control now, Mina gave the tongue a hard pull forward, tripping up Tsuyu as she stumbled and fell. Don't worry though, there were two plush pillows there to catch her.
"Honestly, I almost respect it, pathetic an attempt as it was." Before Tsuyu had taken her first tumble, Mina had already spun around, rear poking out for Froppy to collapse face-first into. This was so normal for Mina now - the acid-powered heroine was maybe getting a bit too accustomed to shoving her friend's faces deep in her backside.
Case in point, how casually she let Tsuyu's woozy face plop in her ass, like it was nothing. She didn't even jump at how her nose poked against her pucker, it was all so pedestrian to her. Why, stuffing a face in her butt was as natural to Mina as-
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"Ooooooh, shit ." Mina's awe turned into a mocking laughter as she beheld the oozing fart that just dripped out of her ass. It ascended past wet, into something even worse, swampy maybe. Quite fitting given who was on the receiving end.
Biting her lip, Mina winced a bit as the thick miasma of her own flatulence wafted up towards her face. Even she had to admit, it does smell pretty damn bad. And the increasing dampness in her ass was only making things worse, she was sweaty enough before turning the room into a sauna.
But her friends deserve it! For uh... stealing? No, uh, they...
"Huh." Mina dropped Tsuyu's tongue, letting it slap back into her mouth like a tape measure, knocking the unconscious frog onto her back, joining the other four victims. The Alien Queen put her hands on her hips, looking around at the devastation she caused.
"You know, I don't even remember why I'm angry at you guys!" She laughed, deciding this was as good a time as any to leave. Cautiously, she stepped over all her friend's bodies, whistling as she snuck out the door, keeping it closed tight behind her. No one needs to go in there anytime soon.
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"Jeez, actually, I'm starvin'."