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“Taking into account the amount of quantum flux, the wormhole should be stable for several minutes,” Pegasus said this in a no nonsense manner as he set the timer on his clock.
“What?” King Monkey asked worriedly, his eyebrows reaching the crown resting on his hairline. He didn’t like worms. Never did. Superpowers or no.
It doesn’t take much to confuse him, but when Pegasus had called him here with a plan, he did as he was told. He was a team player; but when he arrived, Ladybug and Chat Noir were nowhere to be seen and it was just Pegasus by himself, he started to worry.
“Did you say worms?!”
“I am not referring to a nematode ,” Pegasus corrected.
“I am referring to the mode of mechanism for which my Miraculous operates,” He brought two sides of a piece of paper together, folding it in half. “By establishing a wormhole, we effectively bend space time to get between two points.”
He stabbed a pen through the paper in one aggressive move. King Monkey’s brow knitted together in concentration. Suddenly a smile broke across his face, finally getting it. “It’s a shortcut?”
Pegasus nodded, pleased that his explanation worked. “Remember when Bunnyx said you could go fuck yourself?”
King Monkey nodded. His pride was wounded that day, tempers were hot. She told him he needed practice. He really wanted to go fuck himself to prove her wrong. “Yes.”
“Well what if I told you you could?”
King Monkey’s eyes lit up.
“So what do I do now?” The miraculous holder asked, scratching his head.
“The initial phase of this operation is to remove your trousers,” Pegasus said, turning around to face the wall as he scribbled on a clipboard.
King Monkey hesitated, and then shrugged as he decided to let Pegasus take control, unbuckling his trousers and pulling them down to his knees.
He heard the sound of a portal open up with a little zip sound as Pegasus
He saw an attractive set of buttocks through the portal. Then he recognised a mole on the left butt cheek and turned around like a mirror - he saw another portal on the other end as his jaw fell to the floor.
“That’s my butt!” he turned this way and that admiringly like looking into a mirror. “Hell yeah!” King Monkey laughed so hard that he doubled over, clutching to his ribs. Then he saw the puckered hole looking right back at him through the portal and he suddenly realised what Pegasus was talking about.
He stuck his finger through the hole and it went through to the other side, his butt cheeks clenching at the touch of his finger.
“I will leave you alone now,” Pegasus said and retreated through the door.
Kim saw a bottle of lube and with a flush of excitement, he took the bottle and coated his finger before pressing it gently into his ass.
The cold of the lube hit him like a shock but he liked it as he circled his finger and pushed it all the way into his ass. As he felt comfortable with the intrusion, he pushed another finger into his ass and began to pant, turned on from the feeling of something in him.
Bent over like this his cock was perfectly lined to the portal, and as he leaned closer to the portal he felt his ass opening up even more and his cock slowly crossed the threshold and then came back around the other side so that he could feel the tip of his penis rubbing against his prepped anus.
“This is crazy!” He thought but he was so down for some self-cest.
Pressing deeper into his ass he talked himself up, “yeah baby, you feel so good around my cock. Oh fuck! I feel so good around my cock!”
He sheathed himself into his own asshole and moaned loudly, loving the feeling of his entire length buried deep inside his own ass.
“Oh fuck baby,” he sighed, pumping steadily. Every thrust inside his ass was amplified by the feeling of himself squeezing his rigid cock, backwards and forwards until he came, yelling and incoherent. “I’m so good! Oh yes!!!”
He came, spurting into his own ass hole and filling himself up, pulling out and seeing it dripping with his own cum.