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- Twin mountains don’t exist to dishonor you. Forget trying to turn everything into plains because variations abound in nature for a good reason.
- We don’t know who is doing it but stop carving stories on the trees around campus. Or at the minimum, get rid of words in your lexicon such as “ravenette”, “pinkette”, “emerald orbs”. Seriously, that’s not freedom of speech.
- We appreciate students making full use of the library. But stop trying to apply each of the contents in them practically for sake of deep learning. Not everything is a lesson. Setting things on fire is apt only for the cooking club.
- Stop erasing names of all but two members of the student council. A reason like “But they never existed??” is totally invalid.
- Yogurt is not the new antidepressant in the market, don’t believe just because Ichinose recommended it.
- We don’t know how you all managed to find an axolotl but don’t cook it for eating by the excuse “But it can indefinitely regenerate sliced parts.” Just no.
- We don’t know who keeps sending snakeskin-patterned clothes to students, with measurements right to the T, just accept it. It’s free.
- If we hear another “water is wet” messages around Ryuuen, Katsuragi, Ayanokouji—there have been reports of odd animals being found, so it wouldn’t be strange to find a hippo in a student’s room.
- Yamada Albert, if someone asks you to deliver a flag, coloured with stripes of shades of orange and pink along with a central white, just deliver it to student council member Ichinose for your ease. She’ll handle it.