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Chapter 2: ༺❀༻2༺❀༻

Summary:

Lucas: WHATS UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky charm: I think Fei Fei just started crying

Kun: NO, MY BABY! Don't cry! I'm coming!

Markie: Isn't Fei Fei Online, though?

Lucky charm:: What the fuck Are you saying?, Fei Fei is not online

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My Babies 💝

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Humour King: I know that Hendery; I'm just messing with them.

Prince Eric: yeah... I don't think so, ge 

Jisungie: Where is Fei Fei in any way? 

🌞: She is sleeping; Yukhei is looking after her while she is sleeping 

Prince Eric: Ah, OK, that's good. Since Yukhei is exceptionally fond of her and protective over her, even more so than Kun 

10/10: Kun put him in charge of watching Fei Fei sleep. 

Jeno: Will it kill you guys to speak Korean? 

🌞: Yes

Prince Eric: Yep 

Humour King: Most definitely

Jisungie: Without a doubt 

10/10: ^

Bunny: That's unfair; the Majority of us don't even know Chinese 

Prince Eric: sooo? 

Jeno: so, speak Korean, please 

🌞: but we  don't wanna 

Tyongie: Please, for me? ◑﹏◐

Humour King: OK 

Prince Eric: Sure 

Jisungie: Most definitely 

🌞 anything for you, Taeyong Hyung 🥰

Markie: wow. 

Bunny: WTH! How come you comply when it's Taeyong Hyung who asks? 

Baby Jae 💘: Are you going to ask That Question? 

Markie: It's Taeyong Hyung we are talking about. 

Jeno: Yeah, who would be heartless enough not to do anything that Taeyongie Hyungie asks? 

Bunny: BITCH! Wait, you're right. Yongie Hyung is the best. 

🌕: Taeyong is a sweetie pie 

Chicago med: anyway, can we introduce ourselves now? I am bored, and I want introductions to be over. 

Head fairy: do you not have any patience at all? 

Jeffery: honestly, he has none 

Chicago med: who needs patience 

Beauty Queen: Everyone 

10/10: oh, look who is finally here! 

Beauty Queen: What do you mean by that? 

10/10: you know exactly what I meant 

Beauty Queen: No, I do not care to elaborate 

10/10: Why you...

🌕: OK, you can stop now.

Soccer King: Aw, just as it was getting interesting 🥺

Baby Jae 💘: Ew. Anyway, I will go first. I'm Jaemin, and I  am a 00 iner. I am in my final year in high school.

Prince Eric: You're a baby 

Baby Jae 💘: No, I'm Not! 

Prince Eric: yes, you are. Any 00 liner is a baby. 

Baby Jae 💘: No, we are not !.

Jeno: As if you are not a 00 liner, Prince Eric 🙄

Beauty Queen: He's not; he is a 99-liner 

Bunny: How is that not a baby 

Humour King: It's not what you are talking about 

Kun: Why am I here? 

🌞: Oh good, Kun Ge, you're Next 

Kun: for? 

🌞: introductions with a bunch of losers 

Kun: Do I have to?

Tyongie: 🥺

Kun: OK Fine. My name is Kun, and I'm from China. I'm a 96 liner, and I am studying Dentistry. 

Chicago med: Oh, You're THAT KID! 

Kun: Excuse me? 

Tyongie: Johnny. 

Chicago med: Hush, baby and let me continue. So, Kun, you are that Chinese transfer kid into my department; I'm also studying dentistry, and you look like you would kill someone.  

Jisungie: He most definitely would kill someone 

10/10: ^ 

Humour King: Sfu Ten 

Jeno: I'm going next. I'm Jeno. I'm the same age as Jaemin and am also in my last year of high school. 

Xiao Yang: OMG SAME! 🥰. HI!!!!!!!!!! I'm YangYang. I'm from Taiwan. I'm the same age as Jaemin and Jeno, in my last year of high school. 

Baby Woo: Wow. That was a quick! response 

Prince Eric: You will get used to it. 

Baby Woo: OK. 

🌞: YANGYANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 MY SOULMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY OTHER HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xiao Yang: HYUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Markie: ...?

Beauty Queen: Yeah. You will get used to that as well. 

Humour King: Imagine if Renjun suddenly came online and saw this 😂 it would be war and blood! 😂

Kun: Stu 

Humour King: hey! I'm you're favourite! 

Kun: 🤨

10/10: Go along with it, Kun ge. 

Kun: Why should I? He is acting like my baby Fei Fei. 

Jisungie: Oh Come one Ge. It's just for laughs, well for our laughs and their toucher. 

Baby Woo: Again?! What with texting in Chinese? 

Tyongie: Woo. It's ok. If they want to text each other in Chinese from time to time, then that's fine. 

Head fairy: This is why Taeyong Hyung is my favourite! 

Soccer King: You just met him today. 

Jeffery: So? Let him be Yuta. 

Chicago med: Anyways, I will be going next. I'm Johnny. I'm Korean but was born and raised in America. I'm a 95 liner; as said before, I'm studying Dentistry. 

Kun:  Oh, you're that Tall dude. 

Bunny: He is very tall, isn't he 

Jisungie: Do you know what else is tall? 

🌕: If you say anything dick that I'm throwing a shoe.

Jisungie: WHAT!

Tyongie: HYUNG! 😨

Head fairy: WTH! 

Jisungie: WHAT NO! NOT THAT! I was going to say! 

Xiao Yang: LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucas: WHATS UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky charm: I think Fei Fei just started crying

Kun: NO, MY BABY! Don't cry! I'm coming!

Markie: Isn't Fei Fei Online, though?

Lucky charm: What the fuck Are you saying?, Fei Fei is not online. 

Baby Jae 💘: ok. Wait WHAT?! 

Chicago med: WHAT! 

Jeffery: WHAT! 

🌕: WHAT! 

Bunny: WHAT! 

Jeno: WHAT! 

Baby woo: WHAT! 

Soccer king: WHAT! 

Markie: WHAT! 

Humour King: ... Thanks a lot, Renjun 😑

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