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It was during the time I was working as an assistant for Chris McLean. Working as an assistant to Mr. DickLean, the oh so great actor and director , means I’ve got to work my ass going back and forth, in and out. The only plus side from doing this is getting to see the film and the making of Total Drama Dirtbags. Believe it or not, this is how I first met Alejandro, yes we’ve known each other before world tour though it doesn’t seem like it in the show. I had just came back from buying Chris McDickhead his 11th coffee and blueberry muffin. Leaving the bag on Chris’ table, I leaned on it as I watched them film. Alejandro, a well built man with a great face and well textured hair. He was quite attractive but probably way out of my league, what I thought during the time.
“AND CUT!” Chris yells as everyone leaves the stage to take a quick break. That’s when Alejandro walks towards my direction. I looked around to see if he was going to see someone else that could’ve been behind me but no, he wanted to speak to me. It was strange..
“Alejandro! Uh great job on your part!” Small talk wasn’t quite my thing unless I was close to a person, this is a special moment as I really wanted to talk to him.
“It wasn’t anything too special, just some light work. Say, I see you a lot around here but I didn’t seem to know who you are? What’s your name?” “I’m Noah, assistant to Chris.” Yes, I introduced myself as Chris’ assistant, give me a break. “Really? You kiss his ass for money? Listen I know I work with the man but he is a pain in the ass to work with.” Alejandro tells me. “Thats exactly what I’m saying. He’s a total self obsessed dick, I get up every morning at 5 because his ass is always calling me to get him something. I’m only doing it for the money, Alejandro. Nothing more, I’d quit if I could and trust me I would.” I add on as he watched him chuckle. He tied his hair in a low ponytail, it was a cute look, in the admiration way. “You’re a really funny man Noah. I don’t suppose you’re available after this filming?”, “Are you asking me out?” He laughs a bit as he writes me his number on a paper. “I’ll see you soon, Assistant Noah”, he leaves with a smile.