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Why are Spock, Spock prime, MaCoy and Kirk teenagers who knows personally I choose to blame Q. They definitely where adults a few minutes ago and they where also not on valcan as valcan had imploded but there was a city that looked an awful lot like ShiKahr and this looked an awful lot like the forage. Thank you Spock and Spock for sharing those memories with Jim other wise how would he identify a city he's never been to only seen in person from above as it collapsed in on itself no. no time for panic. He's human needs to find shade and water or he and macoy will die before making it to that city. The valcans will be fine mabey they would carry Jim's dead body to civilization. Mabey they where already dead it would explaine the city that definitely imploded. MaCoy having similar thoughts and also panicing. The 2 valcans "the most logical action is to await the fragile humans out of the heat." Throghs human over shoulder like a sack of potatoes and begins the short walk to civilization like mabey an hour they realy are barely in the forge.
After making it into the city and geting the humans something to drink. Spock prime logicaly procures money. It's not stealing its his anyway. His grandmother is unlikely to notice. Jim distracted "Spock why didn't you tell me valcan had fashion that isn't boring baggy dresses!?" "Dont be ilogical Jim they are robes and they are practicalin the heat" however making ones Thyla content or happy of your thyla happens to not be a valcan as you are is logical. This explains why Spock and Spock prime are now wearing outfist similar to earth belly dancers and have piercings on there belly botons dangling with tiny metal charms one a crecent moon the other with a sun. MaCoy barely escaping the same fate with a shouted damn it Jim I'm a Dr. Not fashion Modol and stomping away to somehow find the one store in all of ShiKahr that had Human fashions and offend them into illogically dubbing their prices. The emotional ism was unprofessional they needed to medate.
The sun is going down they should seek shelter if Jim is to insist they continue to wear this illogical garment. Thus leads to a hotel in ShiKahr's city center. Whith signs its hosting a galaxy wide music exhibition there is little interest from the natives oh Jim is talking the the blue alien behind the desk.spock knows in his katra he will regret not nerve pinching Jim and drawing him to the room Spock prime is procuring by his ankles. Jim is signing something why is Jim signing something. Macoy closing this moment to open his mouth "well while Jim is signing away our souls do you think we can find food that's safe for human consumption I don't know what this is but I'm pretty sure it's just orange water and water is not supposed to be orange, do you think it's got dirt in it? How do you live in this hell hole orange sand everywhere. And it's so hot the sand is tuning to glass." Spock reaches over to nerve pich him when Jim comes running up talking a mile a minute about singing and Spock and a harp. Spock puts his hands back behind his back "fascinating Captain" ah Prime is back the people at the desk seem more interested.
