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The one where Harry is an alien and Louis is a cactus.
Inspired by two separate tags made up by me in the spur of calling out a dumbass on twitter, one friend paying me (literally) to combine the tags and write the story based on my “prompt”, and several others encouraging this terrible idea. So here it is.
The prompt:
Harry is an alien that only fucks doughnuts with pink icing
Louis is a cactus who gets his jollies by poking unsuspecting creatures
And I have to make them fuck.
Top alien, bottom cactus (heyyyy they’re getting the bottom Louis fic they wanted after all!)
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The one where Harry is an alien and Louis is a cactus.
Inspired by two separate tags made up by me in the spur of calling out a dumbass on twitter, one friend paying me (literally) to combine the tags and write the story based on my “prompt”, and several others encouraging this terrible idea. So here it is.
The prompt:
Harry is an alien that only fucks doughnuts with pink icing
Louis is a cactus who gets his jollies by poking unsuspecting creatures
And I have to make them fuck.
Top alien, bottom cactus (heyyyy they’re getting the bottom Louis fic they wanted after all!) BONKERS FIC DONT KNOW WHY IM BOOKMARKING IT
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Never thought I'd read cactus smut, but here we are.
Its brilliant 🤣