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Ajaw was always a total pain in the ass.
"You stupid scumbag! You garbage gluttonous king yumkasaurus!" It was screaming like a raging demon. At a poor shopkeeper. A poor shopkeeper who accidentally knocked over a basket of fruits. Ajaw was an exhausting thing. Kinich was tired.
He turned over, trying to make out a shadow on the horizon. Pale skin, thin waist. So thin. He wanted to reach out and grab it. How could someone have such a slim, gorgeous waist? He wondered what it would be like to hold in his gloves.
"... Kinich? Are you there?" The obnoxious fairy Paimon waved in his face. Aether looked at him, concerned, but smiling.
"Hi Kinich! We came here to see if there were any cute Yumkasaurus hatchlings here?" He asked timidly. The innocent blonde didn't notice Kinich's twitching fingers, itching to wrap around his waist, itching to see what adorable noises would come from those supple lips.
"KINICH!!!!! Earth to FUCKING KINICH????!? HELLO??????" Ajaw shouted. Kinich wished he would shut up. The traveler laughed meekly, and the brunette swore that it was getting hotter.
"Ajaw, shut up." He waved his hand, shooing the little pixelated yapper away.
"You treat him like a nuisance." Aether giggled, covering his mouth with his hand to hide his quiet laughs. Paimon swatted at him, as if the remark was some kind of inside joke. Without even thinking, he lunged forward and grabbed the blonde by the waist.
"A-ah? Wait, K-Kinich!" The blonde stuttered, looking up at him with those huge, blonde eyes. So fuckable. Kinich replied with nothing, only rubbing soft circles on Aether's exposed belly, eliciting quiet moans. He slammed him against the wall of the stand, startling the poor shopkeeper who Ajaw had scolded.
"Why do you wear this... clothing?" he muttered, fingers trailing up the blonde's crop top. "It's so... unnecessarily seductive." Aether blushed and looked away, hands pinned above his head.
"WE'RE STILL HERE!" Paimon and Ajaw screamed, which seemed to startle Kinich from his trance. He drew away, and without even bidding goodbye, left a blushing mess of a traveler at the stand before disappearing.
"What a weirdo." Paimon shouted, angrily air-stomping her feet. "UGH!"
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"Ajaw, go away. Archons, you're so annoying." Kinich swatted at the flying pixel, who was busy yammering about the poor shopkeeper he just terrorized.
"Ohhh, Kinich, you're so done. I know your secret. You have a crush on Aether, don't you?" It giggled, dancing merrily in the air. "I bet he'll be shocked to know of what you dream of him. I bet you dream of pinning him down and biting his stomach, don't you?" It continued shamelessly while Kinich hid his face. "I bet you dream of blindfolding him and railing him into a new dimension. Do you get jealous when other men approach your pretty little crush? I can't even blame him. He is seductive like you say. Do you wonder how soft his insides are? How sweet he'll feel wrapped around your cock, making all those adorable little noises---
Ajaw didn't finish. With a snap of the finger Kinich made him disappear.
"Oh Archons... Aether, you'll be the death of me." He muttered, burying his face in his hands.