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Sometimes we're more like celebrities than we think! Take a look at AGCD being relatable as f*ck!
1. When Alex and HRH Prince Henry acknowledged that musicals rock:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd ✓
@princehenryuk can we watch moulin rouge tonight i need to gaze upon @EwanMcGregor and listen to the dulcet sounds of his voice
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H @princehenryuk✓
Obviously. I’ll pick up some wine on the way home?
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd ✓
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Cora loves Bethie @coralllll
I mean they were dreamboats before they publicly loved musicals and now it’s just like jesus christ
2. When he made a fatal mistake:
irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
I love being bisexual bc it’s like my taste is a woman who could kill me and then a man that I found in the gutter
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i wanna rt this so bad bc it’s so true but also i could never say that i found henry in the gutter if anything my taste is the opposite way around bc he could totally kill me
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
Alex we literally dated are you saying that I’m a woman you found in the gutter
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
PAUSE WAIT NO
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
NORA
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
she’s not responding to my texts am i going to die
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz ✓
I can’t find her you should be worried
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
FUCK
3. When he showed himself to be the procrastinator we all are:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
@ anyone in LAW 782 at Georgetown how long did the essay due tomorrow take yall to write
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Lily @lilianaselder
Bestie I know why you’re asking,,,, get writing
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
😳
4. When he got himself into a bit of a sticky situation:
H @princehenryuk✓
@agcd is no longer allowed to drink tequila. I’m declaring this as a royal decree.
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chlo @poppyposi
?? explain??
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H @princehenryuk✓
@agcd Would you like to share with the class?
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
😔
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i woke up in nora and june’s bathroom storage closet with my foot in a can of beans and wearing nora’s bra
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Kikiii @kikimontaque343
I-
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LadyBurd @ladyburdie
I have so many questions
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H @princehenryuk✓
Me too.
5. When he didn’t think before he tweeted:
VICE @VICE✓
Should sex work be regarded as real work? Take the poll and see what others think bit.ly/ak8342935
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
work is work we’re all getting fucked one way or another
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
guys zahra’s really mad at me
6. When he had a revelation:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
my stepfather once combined “that’s a tough nut to crack” and “that’s a hard pill to swallow” and ended up saying “that’s a tough nut to swallow” and i haven’t been able to function since
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
did everyone really know i was bi before i did what’s with all the “he had a freudian slip bc he was trying to tell you he knew” comments
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H @princehenryuk✓
Yes, we knew before you.
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz ✓
Yeah
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
Yeah
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Pezzaaa @percyokonjo✓
Yeah
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Ellen Claremont @POTUSEllenClaremont✓
Yes sweetheart.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
damn.
7. When he said what we all were thinking about the spelling of certain words:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
if someone held a gun to my head and told me to spell boarjwazzie tell henry i love him
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Pezzaaa @percyokonjo✓
@princehenryuk this is your man? Look at the screen.
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H @princehenryuk✓
Yup. That’s mine.
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Ur Bitch @lilolilo
IM SCREAMING THIS MAN IS IN LAW SCHOOL HELPPSAKJDF
8. When he stood proudly for his generation:
H @princehenryuk✓
Now that I have lived in America for a little bit I have come to learn that my generation here seems to be too afraid to ask for extra ketchup but is perfectly willing to bodyslam a cop
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
we respect those who actually serve
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Ur Bitch @lilolilo
OHYMGOD
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Lucy Goose @gogogirl84
I CHOKED
9. When his boyfriend managed to trick him a little too easily:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
henry said “is the football game on?” then put it on and left. 2 hours later i’m like where the hell is he turns out he’s napping with the dog. he literally put it on to keep me occupied like a toddler
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H @princehenryuk✓
No comment.
10. When he called out his boyfriend but then got called out himself:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i can always tell when henry’s getting stressed out bc he starts choking the vacuum with its own cord when it gets stuck
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
he’ll like start ramming it hard asf against the wall when it won’t fit in the small spaces 💀
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H @princehenryuk✓
Don’t expose me like this
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H @princehenryuk✓
You know what why don’t YOU vacuum for once
11. When he tagged HRH Prince Henry in this tweet:
POPSUGAR @popsugar✓
Check it out! New interview: The Okonjo Foundation!
popsugar.com/asjdf823video
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Marly @marlymoo
Omg the guy talking is so hot does anyone know his @
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Kikiii @kikimontaque343
Babes that is the literal PRINCE OF ENGLAND
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
@princehenryuk LMAO
12. When he shared his regrets with us:
Irissss 🌈 @arcoiris
people who’ve posted on r/RoastMe and highkey regretted it what was the comment that took you out lol
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
my dumbass posted on there thinking it would be funny and someone said that i looked like a muppet designed to teach children about immigration
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Irissss 🌈 @arcoiris
IM PEEING WHAT DDOES THAT MEAN
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
I DONT KNWOWW
13. When he publicly thirsted after his boyfriend:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
henry sometimes says my name in sentences when it like didn’t NEED to be in there and just like adjfhdjsfdf that’s hot
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H @princehenryuk✓
Your standards are WAY too low, sweetheart.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SAY YOU TURN ME ON BY JUST EXISTING
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
guys zahra just texted me im terrified
14. When he reminded us that he was a minimum wage worker as a teen:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
do you guys want to hear about my most embarrassing moments from when i worked at whataburger in texas in high school
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
okay bet
my whataburger adventures ~a thread~
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i once hit my head on the window and then apologized to the customer 1/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i asked a woman if she wanted extra ketchup when all she ordered was a milkshake 2/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i said have a nice day before i had given the customer their food OR given their card back 3/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
when a customer told me to keep the change and i said “you promise?” instead of “you sure?” 4/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
the drive thru window closed on my head bc the sensor decided to stop working 5/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i said “thanks for choosing mcdonalds” again, i worked at whataburger. i have never worked at mcdonalds 6/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
my own dad complained to my manager about me 7/8
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i got dehydrated and passed out on the floor and my coworkers just stepped over me and continued working for a full 20 minutes until i woke up 8/8
15. When he remembered a moment from his childhood:
Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz ✓
The first act of racism my brother experienced was my dad filming the wrong mexican boy during his 5th grade play
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS OMG
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H @princehenryuk✓
Oh my god
16. When he expressed his, um, interest in his boyfriend’s outfit:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
henry just came back from polo practice in his breeches and knee pads u bet ur ass he’s getting that gluck gluck super soaker wrist twister 3000 i don’t even care that he smells like horses
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i think zahra might be coming to kill me it was nice knowing yall
Bonus! A few tweets from other members of the Super Six:
When HRH Prince Henry said what we’re all thinking:
H @princehenryuk✓
Can we just let the producers of Bake Off run the government so the biggest crisis we have to face is a soggy bottom?
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
is a comment like this considered heresy against the monarchy?
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Pezzaaa @percyokonjo✓
I think so. You might have to abdicate, my friend.
When HRH Princess Beatrice perfectly summed up what it’s like to have a little brother:
Bea 🐝 @princessbeatriceuk✓
Btw when I was 11 @princehenryuk hit me in the head with a polo mallet. I have a scar from it so no I don’t really like polo.
When FDOTUS June Claremont-Diaz may or may not have posted to the wrong account:
Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz ✓
When your girlfriend goes to grab your ass but grabs a handful of your long ass maxi pad instead
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Catie @cllatsd334
Ur girl is grabbing you on the crack and not the cheek?? 😟
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz ✓
Sometimes it be sliding
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
hey bug did u mean to post this on your verified account just wondering