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FSOTUS Alex Claremont-Diaz and HRH Prince Henry are a match made in heaven! Check out some of their best tweets that made us all fall a little bit in love with FirstPrince! I mean, seriously, have you seen these two? Goals.
1. When Alex put in his two cents on healthy communication in a relationship and Henry chipped in:
POPSUGAR @popsugar✓
Let’s #talkaboutit. What are some healthy ways that you initiate sex in your relationship?
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
yesterday i went into my bf's home office and said “i am approaching you with lewd intent” lmao
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Kikiii @kikimontaque343
SCREAMING did that actually work?? 😭
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H @princehenryuk✓
Yes.
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Kikiii @kikimontaque343
SKJFSDF 💀
2. When Alex emphazied the importance of staying close to family:
Sarah (taylor’s version) @lilypadssarahh
People really get on my ass for calling my mom mommy like @agcd calls his mom that sometimes so I can too leave me alone
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
fr i love my mami don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be close w ur parents
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
@princehenryuk also calls her mom fyi
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H @princehenryuk✓
❤️
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Ur Bitch @lilolilo
HENRY CALLS ALEX’S MOTHER MOM IM GOING TO THROW UP
3. When Henry talked candidly about body image and Alex jumped in to support him:
H @princehenryuk✓
I would just like to let everyone know that the photos of me in this magazine have been photoshopped without my knowledge or consent. I don’t actually look like this in real life, just FYI.
LINK: Prince Henry talks his new foundation and discusses his next… vogue.co.uk/article353546354
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
NOOO they took out your stretch marks!! i love those why did they do that 😭 @vogue come onnnn why are you erasing the stuff that makes him so sexyyy
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Mark Langdon @marklangdon
How can he have stretch marks arent those for girls plus theyre ugly anyways
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
babes.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd ✓
so sorry to hear that you’ve never seen a real naked person in your life x
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KK @kayleekay
I’m losing my MIND 😭😭😭 get him alexxxxx
4. When they posted these pictures after the previous tweets ( Alex’s reaction):
H @princehenryuk✓
Here’s what my body looks like without all the posing, lights, and editing. I hope everyone remembers that 99% of the pictures you see online are carefully curated. We’re meant to have stretch marks and blemishes and rolls!
[image: Henry stands shirtless in front of a window, smiling and holding up a peace sign. Faint stretch marks are visible on his pecs, biceps, and on his hips just above where his plaid pajama pants sit. Alex is visible in the mirror behind him, grinning as he takes the picture.]
[image: Henry sits cross legged on the couch, David the beagle curled up next to him. We can see how his stomach folds as he leans forward, smiling. His hair is messy and he has dark circles under his eyes, but he looks content. He’s holding a mug of steaming tea.]
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
literally the sexiest man alive oh my god ohmygod i love you
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
Keep it in your pants sweetie
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
never
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
going feral rn
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alex’s babe @rolypolypoly
ALEX SKFJDFHGHS LMAOOO
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alex’s babe @rolypolypoly
ALSO guys guys guys look at alex in the mirror im crying this is so cute
[image: Zoomed in and cropped picture of Alex in the mirror behind Henry. He’s grinning from ear to ear with a lovestruck look in his eyes.]
5. When Alex posted about how he came to terms with his sexuality:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
the way i was trying to convince myself i was straight even though henry literally kissed me on NYE and i liked it
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Sarah (taylor’s version) @lilypadssarahh
PLEASESDFJH literally same it’s the classic bi experience
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Kikiii @kikimontaque343
LITERALLY im a lesbian and i did the same thing at one point
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
@agcd remember when you came to me in a crisis and I was like okay so what do you think these feelings mean and your dumbass looked me and said I don’t know
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
STOP
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz✓
Alex: no i’m straight
Also Alex: I just love looking at henry and texting henry and kissing henry and thinking about henry u know
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L @logan35234
💀💀💀
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
S T O P
6. When Henry posted this with no context:
H @princehenryuk✓
homosecksual
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
so true sweetheart
7. When Henry came to Alex's aid:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
my mom just showed me a powerpoint presentation where one of the slides was literally just a picture of a headstone with my name on it what the hell
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H @princehenryuk✓
I’m not sure what you did but I agree with Mom.
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz✓
Ditto.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
what the HELL i am constantly BULLIED in this house
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H @princehenryuk✓
Awh sweetie, is your ego bruised? Do you want me to come home and kiss it better?
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
jokes on you i’m into that shit
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
are u coming now or like
[image: a picture of a shirt that says "I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me"]
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H @princehenryuk✓
On my way.
8. When Henry and Alex ruminated on their ancestry:
H @princehenryuk✓
Sometimes I wonder what my ancestors are thinking of me when they see my choice of partner and then I think about how much I don’t care.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
BRUH imagine what my ancestors are thinking 💀 like not only is he white but he’s BRITISH like we really got colonized by yall only for me to end up with a literal member of the british royalty lmaooo
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H @princehenryuk✓
Well I love you and I don’t care what our ancestors think!
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
you’re so right!! i love you too!!!
9. When they perfectly showed us the love languages of gift-giving acts of service:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
@princehenryuk good morning angel i’ve left a package of jaffa cakes in your enclosure i hope you have a good day i’m off to the office
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H @princehenryuk✓
I’m so in love with you.
[image: a picture of David the beagle sniffing curiously at a package of Jaffa Cakes on the floor just inside what looks like a bedroom door. The picture appears to be taken from the bed.]
10. When they were honest about mental health:
H @princehenryuk✓
[image: a graphic that says "This Barbie takes Zoloft"]
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H @princehenryuk✓
There no shame in taking medicine, getting support, and talking about mental health! For more info and support take a look here: bit.ly/88sdfjh45mentalheathcenteruk
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
adding on my own bc we’re all in this together!
[image: a graphic that says "This Barbie takes Wellbutrin"]
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Ur Bitch @lilolilo
I just got put on medicine and I’ve been having some mixed feelings about it but this made me feel so much better, thank you guys for being honest and open we really need it!
11. When they expressed their love through Greek mythology:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
@princehenryuk i know ur having a low day so i hope you know that i’ll always be your Pylades.
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H @princehenryuk✓
I’m Orestes in this, I assume? Love you.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
always. love you too baby.
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L @logan35234
I’m confused but this is obviously something sweet so I’m not gonna ask lol
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alex’s babe @rolypolypoly
guys
[image: a screenshot of a few lines of a play reading: Pylades: I'll take care of you. / Orestes: It's rotten work. / Pylades: Not to me. Not if it's you.]
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L @logan35234
OH MY GOD
12. When Alex exposed Henry:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
i just need everyone to know that @princehenryuk is a horse girl thanks for coming to my ted talk
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H @princehenryuk✓
Lies.
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KK @kayleekay
??? explain??
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
he’s been riding horses since he could walk and every time we pass horses in the car he pouts when i won’t stop and let him get out to go pet them
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H @princehenryuk✓
Yes I ride horses (I play polo). I think they’re pretty and like them a perfectly normal amount.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
he loves to kiss their snouts
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H @princehenryuk✓
Their noses are like velvet leave me alone
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
listen i’m not complaining i mean have you seen what polo has done for your THIGHS
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H @princehenryuk✓
🙃
13. When Alex overshared just a little bit:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
good morning everyone!! happy anniversary to the day that i accidentally sent my sister @JuneClaremontDiaz a voice message of me railing henry in the back of my car!! <3
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H @princehenryuk✓
Oh my fucking God why would you post this
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz✓
I hope you know I’m never forgiving you for this I’m fucking traumatized
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
love you!!!
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alex’s babe @rolypolypoly
WHATTTHSAHDHFSDFJDFH
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KK @kayleekay
IM GOING TO PASS OUT OH MY GOD
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Ur Bitch @lilolilo
I CANT BREATHEHSHSDF
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
HOW WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS
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H @princehenryuk✓
I blocked it from my mind.
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
@agcd good luck fending off Zahra and the rest of the PR team today you’re gonna get EVISCERATED 💀💀💀
Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz✓
[Retweeted]
H @princehenryuk✓
I blocked it from my mind.
14. When Alex stood up for himself:
H @princehenryuk✓
Every day my boyfriend manages to give me the ick but God help me I still love him.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
well you know what i may be cringe but you’re mean and that’s worse
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H @princehenryuk✓
Fair.
15. When Alex lamented about his workload and Henry revealed he’s learning his partner’s language:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
😔
[image: a graphic that reads: "No me revivan, NO quiero seguir haciendo tarea"]
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H @princehenryuk✓
Cariño do you want to take a break and go get sushi from that place you like?
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
SÍ! te amo mi amor
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H @princehenryuk✓
❤️ Te amo también.
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LadyBurd @ladyburdie
Lol someone who speaks spanish what does the picture say plsss
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Angelll @lucinaromera
“Don’t revive me, I do NOT want to keep doing homework” and then alex said “i love you my love” and henry said “i love you too” also cariño means sweetheart
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LadyBurd @ladyburdie
BLESS THANK YOU
16. And when the Spanglish really started to come out:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
Henry mi vida can you llamar a mami porfis and ask her about dinner
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H @princehenryuk✓
Yes but why are you tweeting this instead of texting me?
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
OOPS
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
anyways puedes llamarla porfis i need to finish this paper antes de que ella llegue
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H @princehenryuk✓
Claro que sí.
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LadyBurd @ladyburdie
@lucinaromera hey bestie,,,, lol my translate isn’t working
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Angelll @lucinaromera
I gotchu - “henry, my life, can you call mommy pretty please and ask her about dinner” “anyways can you call her please i need to finish this paper before she gets here” "of course"
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LadyBurd @ladyburdie
Thank youuu!! ALSO HE CALLS HENRY MY LIFE THATS SO SWEET
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Ur Bitch @lilolilo
Crying theyre so cuteeeee 😭😭😭
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Kikiii @kikimontaque343
I knowwwww
17. When Henry exposed Alex:
H @princehenryuk✓
I told Alex not to feed David too much cheese and he got all huffy and offended like “I’m not an idiot of course I wouldn’t” but I went to my office to write and I can literally hear him in the kitchen singing “You like cheese… cheese for baby”
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
lies. slander.
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
The way I can here him singing cheese for baby in my head LMAO
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
NORA
18. When Alex responded to a Buzzfeed article:
Buzzfeed @BuzzFeed
Take a look at @agcd and @princehenryuk being cute in the Royal Box at Wimbledon 2022!
bit.ly/2384wsdrarticle
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
heh that's not the only royal box i've been sdfafdsdf845sdfhksjf4h82iruwaeaweofsjdfh kAJDkasjf KASJHDFQ34[PO[[0
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irl chaos demon @noraholleran✓
Henry fucking killed him before he could finish that sentence
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Junebug! @JuneClaremontDiaz✓
Unless Zahra got to him first LMAO
19. And finally, when they showed us the true nature of their relationship:
Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
not to be sappy on main but the way i know i’m gonna be with henry forever the amount of love i have for this skinny white man is just indescribable i would literally die without him both from grief and the fact that he’s like 96% of my common sense
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H @princehenryuk✓
You’re the love of my life. I can’t wait to be old and crotchety with you, my darling.
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Alex Claremont-Diaz @agcd✓
❤️