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"...Speaking of swirling vortexes of doom. I have a letter from former interns Danny and Chell. After they left Night Vale, they made a plan to blow up the Magnus Institute to prevent the head of the institute, Jonah Magnus, from ever attempting a ritual again. They said not to worry because they did it at night, and had Sasha hacked into the security system to be sure the building was clear first, just in case someone was working late.
As the institute blew up, Jonah's connection with the eye was severed and rendered him blind. Strangely enough, Jonah losing his powers improved his marriage as his limited ability to Know things created mental space between him and his husband. Well, good for them. It's important to have healthy boundaries in every relationship.
In other news… Jon and Martin are “just talking”, and everyone is shipping them. Chell and Danny are officially a couple. Michael and Gerry decided to move in together. Gerry's brain tumor is treatable and his prognosis is good. Sasha proposed to Tim and he said yes.
[sigh] Love is in the air tonight...
Stay tuned next for more fanfiction than you can shake a stick at.
Goodnight, Night Vale. Goodnight.
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