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Monotaro is now online
Monokid is now online
Monodam is now online
Monosuke is now online
Monophanie is now online
Monokid: MANNNN OUR REGULAR NAMES ARE SO BORING!!!
Monokid: LETS CHANGE THAT SHALL WE!?
Monokid changed their name to "HELL YEAH!!!!"
HELL YEAH!!!! changed Monodam's named to "the bullied one"
HELL YEAH!!!! changed Monosuke's name to "new yorker"
HELL YEAH!!!! changed Monophanie's name to "sweet flower"
HELL YEAH!!!! changed Monotaro's name to "forgetful ninja"
The bullied one: ...WHY-MUST-YOU-ALL-BULLY-ME?
The bullied one: :(
HELL YEAH!!!!: CUZ YOU'RE FUN TO BULLY!!!
New yorker: I actually agrees with monokid heres
The bullied one: :'\
Sweet flower: I don't bully you that much monodam!
Forgetful ninja: ooh! I like my name!
HELL YEAH: YEAH, AT FIRST, I COULDN'T REALLY DECIDE BETWEEN TODOROKI BEAR OR THAT!
Forgetful ninja: why does everyone compare me to todoroki :(
The bullied one: HIS-HAIR-AND-YOUR-FUR-ARE-IDENTICAL
Forgetful ninja: oh!
Forgetful ninja: what were we talking about again?
Sweet flower: there he goes again...
the bullied one: WE-REALLY-NEED-TO-GET-FATHER-OR-MUGI-OR-JUST-SOMEONE-TO-LOOK-AT-HIM
new yorker: that's probablys the best thing we cans dos
Sweet flower: however, I don't think he'll let us, he seems to have...problems with us touching him, mainly me
HELL YEAH!!!!: YEAH! HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE PAPA KUMAS LICKS OR SHOWS OF AFFECTION ANYMORE!!
The bullied one: HOW-MUCH-TIME-DOES-HE-SPEND-IN-THE-PUNISHMENT-THEATER?
HELL YEAH!!!!: ...
Sweet flower: ...how unlike Monokid...
New yorker: ...
The bullied one: I-WILL-GO-FIND-EVERYONES-LOGS
the bullied one: I-AM-SURE-THIS-HAS-TO-DO-WITH-MEMORY-LOSS-PROBLEMS
Sweet flower: probably
Sweet flower: yeah, it actually has to be, because just one solid whack wouldn't cause brain damage
the bullied one: I-HAVE-FOUND-THE-LOGS
the bullied one has attached punishmenttheaterlogs.jpeg
HELL YEAH!!!!: ... THAT'S A SURE LOT OF MONOTARO!!!??!?!?!?!?!
New yorker: and it's obvious that monodam was the seconds place fors this
New yorker: buts I wasn't expecting Monotaro tos place firsts
Sweet flower: anyway, we might want to go, daddy might get real mad if we don't show up
Sweet flower is now offline
New yorker is now offline
HELL YEAH!!!! is now offline
The bullied one is now offline
forgetful ninja: huh? I think they might be talking about someone but I don't remember...
Forgetful ninja: who am I again?