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The Badun Detective Agency Song

Summary:

Descendants is a musical.

This is a song I tried to write for my Descendants 1 Badun Detective Agency rewrite.

Notes:

My friend Casino and I wrote this.

It is a dark song.

Let me know what trigger warnings I should add.

Ages:

Jace, Harry, and Yzla are 15.

Reza and Eddie are 13.

Hermie is 12.

And Hadie is 8 and a little arsonist.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Harry: 

Call me a stalker, 

Call me a creep. 

Really, I'm just a smooth talker,

And the one that you seek. 

 

Jace: 

I'm the strong one,

Not afraid to fight. 

I'm seen people come undone,

So don't try to tell me what's wrong or right!

 

Yzla:

My whole life,

I've been wishing on a star.

Fightin' with a knife,

While they party from afar.

 

I've faced nothing but strife, 

Is it any wonder that I'm so bizarre?

 

Reza:

I'm a diamond in the rough, 

So forgettable.

But always fast with a rebuff,

Mind so incredible.

Just wait till I show my stuff,

One day I'll prove that I'm enough!

 

Eddie:

They think I'm a snitch,

A rat in the gutter. 

They want me in a ditch,

So I'm left to scutter.

Soon I'll flip the switch,

And then they'll all stutter.

 

Hermie:

Life is a circus, 

The world's my stage. 

I'm too full of purpose,

To be stuck in this cage.

 

Hadie:

The prince of the Underworld, 

I'm making it hot.

Time for me to be unfurled,

don't try and stop me or you will rot!

 

All:

Life is a mystery, 

So full of history. 

We live in misery,

But one day we will know victory!

 

Cause…

 

We got resolve!

We've got resolve!!

 

Life is a mystery, 

So full of history. 

We live in misery,

But one day we will know victory!

 

They'll know us all!

And they will bawl!

They dropped the ball,

And we answered the call!

 

We've got resolve!

 

We'll make them squall!

And the isle will fall!

They'll remember them all!

No time to stall!

Notes:

Be kind in the comments.

Stay safe.

Have a good day.