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Aqua wakes up and he finds himself in what appears to be a prison cell. As soon as our favorite PTSD blonde realized when he actually was, he starts to panic and wonder to himself in his mind "what the flying fuck did I do to get here, I didn't even find the guy I was going to murder and those fuckers already arrested me on my sleep. FOR FUCKS SAKE".
However, there was one special thing about this prison that he started to notice: the prison had a nursery school aesthetic. Sure, there wasn't any children despite the fact that everything looked like it was made out of Fisher price toys and equipment, but despite all of that it still worked as a prison regardless.
Aqua starts to get his shit together and decides to put together a prison escape plan in order to get out and continue with his silly ince- I mean- silly revenge plots.
The plan consisted in just getting out of the prison cell (God knows how he was going to do that without any keys or gizmos) and use a bazooka-hook gun hybrid with a human ragdoll attached to it as a way of travel.
Somehow Aqua pulls out a Gary Stu and gets out of his prison cell without any issues. He got really lucky. Even though there were no alarms and the guards didn't give a shit about him, he still went full stealth mode metal gear style. then he sneaked his way out until he got to the room when the bazooka-hook-ragdoll weapon was.
Outside of the prison a bunch of policemen were surrounding the place, but they were actually hanging out with each other, so Aqua aims his weapon to the nearest tall object in order to finally escape. The hook with the ragdoll however ends up going into the dangerous long spikes of a fence that was part of the perimeter of the building, causing the ragdoll to be impaled revealing a gruesome display of torn flesh and entrails. the police men as soon as they saw the ragdoll demise they started to laugh as they found it quite amusing.
The End?