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[In a church]
[CHRISTINE plays 'Here Comes the Bride' on her radio, loud enough for the other cars to hear. KITT and THE CAR are sitting and watching]
PLYMOUTH VALIANT: "Do you, Herbie, take Giselle to be your lovely, wedded wife?"
HERBIE: "Beep!"
PLYMOUTH VALIANT: "And do you, Giselle, take Herbie as your lovely, wedded husband?"
GISELLE: (She pops her headlights up and down)
PLYMOUTH VALIANT: "You may kiss the bride."
[They push their bumpers together]
KITT: (to THE CAR) "This is beautiful!"
THE CAR: (He moves to the middle of the room, he starts revving and honking loudly and starts doing donuts, destroying the decorations)
HERBIE: (in an angry tone) "BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP!!"
[CHRISTINE stops the music and KITT drives over to THE CAR]
KITT: "This is highly inappropriate!"
THE CAR: (Flips KITT over) "HONNNKKKKKK!!!!"
KITT: "What has gotten into you!? Was this planned?!"
THE CAR: "Rev, REV!"
KITT: (He gets upright) "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, TRATOR!!!" (He shoots THE CAR with a laser from his red scanner)
THE CAR: "H-H-H-HONKKKKKK!!!!!" (His honking seemed to sound like a laugh)
KITT: "Impossible!! Are you indestructible as well?" (He shoots him again)
THE CAR: "HONNNNKKKKK!!"
KITT: "What's so funny? Is it my laser?" (He shoots him repeatedly)
[THE CAR revved and honks wildly as KITT tickles him]
HERBIE: "beep...?" (He looks confused, and GISELLE does too)
KITT: "Sorry Herbie, but my efforts just don't seem to be enough. I will find a way to take him out though.
[KITT and THE CAR leave the church and take their fight outside]
[Their wedding was resumed, but they learned the hard way to never let THE CAR join a wedding or party]