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Accelerator was starring down a shit head who just killed a Misaka clone. "HM.... She was a nobody." The damn bastard smiled.
"HEY FUCK-HEAD!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!" Accelerator shouted as he jumped down, while turning on his collar. He landed on the ground causing a shockwave to go throughout the town. Homelander just stood there bored.
“So, you must be Accelerator… I’m not impressed.” Homelander said, cockily. “Rumor has it that you had gotten a lot weaker… hmm… tell me? How will it feel to die by the most greatest being in the world… the ONLY god in this world.” Homelander then laughs. “Now die.” His eyes turn red and lasers are sent straight to Accelerator. Who is just standing there, also looking bored. When the deed was done Homeland could only laugh as smoke was clearing. Then laughing was heard.
”KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKUKUKUKHIKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!" As the smoke cleared Accelerator was still standing in the same place he was with not burn marks on him.
“WHAT THE FUCK????” Homelander said, terrified. Accelerator then cracked his head, limbering up for the “fight” coming to Homelander.
“You’re really are pitiful, Homelander. Listen, I’ll tell you one thing… It is true that my brain was damaged on August 31… I mean you can see that right? That I can only use the electrodes and let the calculation work be done by others, right? I mean, the battery of this thing can only allow me to fight for 15 minutes - but I will only five minutes to make you mincemeat…. And do you know why?” Accelerator asked, before losing his cane and going into a fighting stance. “It is because- well you know the saying right… ‘just because I’ve gotten weaker, it doesn’t mean that you got stronger, right?’ So let’s see who’s stronger… The One Who Wields the Power of God… or a big fucking insecure baby with a god complex?” Without even knowing it Accelerator was behind Homeland within seconds.
'WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?' Homelander thought as Accelerator kicked him into a wall of a building. Accelerator was still laughing. Homelander got up and was angry. "Do you know who the fuck you are talking to? HM? I am the GODDAMN Homelander, and I can do whatever the FUCK I want." Homelander then flew towards Accelerator like a speeding bullet and tried to punch Accelerator.... To bad that Accelerator had a Vector shield.A loud Crack is heard throughout the block and town. "AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!" Homelander screamed. "This isn't possible... I'm not 'just like the rest of you.' I'm stronger. I'm smarter. I'm better. I am better! I'm the real hero....I'M THE REAL FUCKING HERO!!!" Accelerator then started to laugh.
"KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKUKUKUKHIKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!! You are so funny Home-wrecker! Fine... Then let’s put you to the test,hero." Homelander was now beyond angry. He decided to kill everyone in the city. He looked behind Accelerator and fire his lasers to a couple of students. All while, Homelander was smiling. But before anyone died, Accelerator blocked the attack with his wings. "I knew it. Now is a good time to teach you something: A first-class villain doesn't target honest lives." Accelerator moved super fast again and kicked Homelander in the stomach before uppercutting him. Homelander went soaring into the sky. As soon as Homelander open his eyes, he saw Accelerator flying in the sky, with a smug smile on his face.
Homelander begin to freak out. "This can't be... THE ONLY MAN IN THE SKY IS ME!!!!"
"I guess not... Homewrecker." Accelerator close the distance and punch Homelander into a street where no one was walking. As soon as Homelander landed, the sound of bones breaking was heard all over. Homeland screamed as he was broken all over. Accelerator landed and smile at Homelander. Homelander tried to asked for mercy. Accelerator only smile and kneeled down towards Homelander's eye level and put his thumbs into Homelander's eyes. Homelander felt his brain was overloading before his head blew up. "Tch, I guess 'I'm Better.' Homewrecker." Accelerator then walked away with a big smile on his face.