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Baz pulled Simon's thighs against his own, keeping his hands there as he leaned down and reconnected their lips.
They pulled apart and Simon gasped, sitting up a bit on his elbows, forcing Baz to back up. "We have like, half an hour what are you...." He leaned his head back and let out a breathey sigh, "What are you doing...."
Baz shrugged and pulled Simon back to him with a smirk, "I waited 3 years for this. I'm not wasting a minute."
He kissed him again and Simon wrapped his arms around Baz's shoulders, running his hands through Baz's dark hair. Baz hummed into Simon's mouth, pulling him more into his lap.
Simon pulled away again, throwing his head back to groan. Baz used the momentum, pushing Simon onto his back fully. He cupped his face, shoving a leg between his thighs and reconnecting their lips once again.
Simon hummed and heard running in their hall. He paid it no mind however, and let out a moan again as Baz moved his leg.
Suddenly the door to their dorm slammed open, Penelope stood their and shouted, "BAZ STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING!"
Simon yelled in suprise and sat up, arms supporting him from behind. Baz glared at Penny, but was blushing so severely you wouldn't know he was a vampire.
"Penny, I-"
"What has he done to you Simon? What are you doing?!"
She continued to glare at Baz, pointing her ring at his head. He cleared his throat and pushed Simon suddenly off of him.
Simon sat there blinking as Baz spoke, "Well that's not happening I guess. See you tonight Snow." He smirked with a wink, and Simon melted, nodding and briefly forgetting about Penny.
Baz left and slammed the door behind him and Penny turned to run to Simon, "Oh Simon are you okay? I heard you sounding really weird but a little like you were hurt! So I busted in and-"
Simon pulled his legs into his chest and glared at Penny as a look of realization crossed her face. "Oh... OH MY-" She slapped her hands over her mouth and looked at Simon, who blushed and shoved his head into his knees.
"Simon," She said, hands still hovering. He ignored her, turning his head to look out the shared window.
"𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯! You always go around saying how much you hate him, what... WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK!"
"Language..." He mumbled.
"Oh like hell you care. I caught you snogging the enemy i don't give a hell about my language."
"He's not technically our enemy...."
"HE QUITE LITERALLY IS!" She took a deep breath, slapping her hands together and jabbing them towards Simon, "Now 𝘺𝘰𝘶 better explain yourself!"
"What's there to explain Penny?" Simon turned towards her and threw his legs over the side of his bed, "Oh here, you walked in on me and my 'enemy'," he threw up qoute marks and overall sarcastic body language, "Frenching on my bed. Oh and those noises of pain you heard? No I will confirm I was just enjoying myself. Because I like sleeping with the 'enemy'."
He was fuming, smoke practically coming off of his skin. Penny frowned, and look away from him.
"You should have told me at least. You didn't even tell me you had a break hour around now!"
"Oh please, where else would i be?"
"I don't know! In a different class? Which is where i was looking for you by the by!"
Simon huffed, "I didn't tell you because this is the only break me and Baz both have... One we like sharing. 𝘈𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦."
Penny blushed again, "I'm sorry i barged in on you. But you can't blame me for not knowing!"
Simon looked at her and sighed, bumping her shoulder with his, "Well it was his idea to keep it a secret. Though I certaintly didn't complain. Agatha knows, but that's it."
"Why does she know?"
Simon looked to the side, "Um... She may have caught us as well.... during our. Our um... first. Two years ago."
"WHAT?"
"Shhh!!!" He pushed his hands against her mouth and looked around, "To be fair I randomly stopped being interested in her, though now I don't know if I ever was, and she was concerned. And also we weren't in our room."
He lowered his hands and Penny let out air.
She just stared at him for a moment, "What. The. Fuck."
She punched him, not hard but just barely not playful.
"How'd you get, AND KEEP, a Boyfriend all behind my back! I'm like the snoopiest person I know!"
"Besides Baz?"
"He's a snoop?"
"Mhmm. I think you two would actually get along if not for your families."
"Bleh, no way!"
Simon shrugged.
"Wait so when she found you were you like..." She raised her eyebrows and Simon groaned and fell back into his bed.