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It was another day in Chaldea.
Ronald McDonald, the newly summoned servant, was walking down the hallways of Chaldea. There wasn’t much to do aside from advertising his brand, McDonalds, and he had just sent Grimace away for attempted assault.
”I’ve talked to just about everyone, and it seems like they are quite busy…” Ronald sighed sadly. Maybe he’ll go to his room or talk to Mash.
Just then, he had passed somebody in the hallway. With just a glance, he saw who had passed by him. Pale skin, white hair in a ponytail, he had set his eyes on the most beautiful woman in his 60 years of existing. (technically 58)
”U-uhm, excuse me, miss?” He spoke up, gaining her attention. When she turned around, he couldn’t help but admire her cold blue eyes. It reminded him of the winters that went by.
Nevermind that, she looked as if she came from a winter wonderland.
A special snowflake amongst other snowflakes.
“Yes?” The woman faced him, staring.
”You look quite pretty, you know that.” It was the truth. That woman was a gem amongst other gems he had seen.
Despite his compliment, her face didn’t glow with happiness, just emotionless, as if she had suffered.
”Thank you.” Was all she said to him, and she was about to walk away.
”W-wait! May I have your name, please?” Ronald blurted out.
”…Morgan le Fay.” The woman, now Morgan, told him.
”I’m Ronald McDonald.” Ronald said.
And so, Morgan walked off.
Shes just too damn beautiful.
It wasn’t the third, nor fourth time that she declared him something special.
”You interest me, clown.” Ronald was surprised to see that Morgan was behind him. He turned around, shocked.
”Who gave you access to my room?” Ronald blushed, staring at Morgan.
She did not answer his question, but all she did was close his door.
Oh god, this is the part where she decides to-
“Would you like to become my husband?” Was all Morgan asked to Ronald, and he couldn’t keep his shit in. He leapt from the bed, grabbing her.
”O-of course.” Ronald smirked, before the two kissed. It was a passionate kiss, one of true love.
”My husband…”
”Shall we?” Ronald’s smirk only grew wider, before pushing Morgan onto his bed. It was then that Ronald decided…
Its time to fuck this pretty fellow.
”Of course.” As if on cue, Ronald took his pants off, revealing his clowny cock. Morgan’s face showed vague signs of a smile, as if she was ready for this day.
”Very well then, do as you please.” Morgan stared at Ronald ready.
Ronald then took his hand, pulled her panties, and inserted his cock, earning him a grunt from his beloved. He began to pump into her, watching her face slowly contort in pleasure.
”I know you want it, babygirl.” Ronald declared as he kept on pumping into her, causing her to moan. The sounds of flesh clapping filled the room, alongside the frequent moans of Morgan.
”G-get it in there…!” Morgan said in between grunts and pants. He could see how much she enjoyed him fucking her, and he felt closing to cumming inside of her.
”M-Morgan, I’m going to bust—!” Ronald came inside her, causing Morgan to scream in delight as her body seized in pleasure. But, the two weren’t done with their Forbidden McCravings.
Morgan smiled at him, a reminder that she wanted more, and perhaps, much more. It was at this moment, Ronald decided to ramp it up a two, by slamming into her, earning a yelp.
”Oh~ Yeah!” Morgan cried out in glee. He would continue to slam into her, their love going as far as to bypass the door. Ronald could have sworn he heard Gudao snickering before running off to perhaps tell somebody that he just had some sexual advances.
He bent down to bite Morgan’s shoulder, causing her to groan in a mixture of pleasure and perhaps pain.
”I could do worse.” He said, before nibbling on her ear, noticing how red her ear became due to their funtime.
Ronald could tell Morgan was so close to coming, and decided to give it his all. He pumped into her fast, pump after pump, looking at how red her face would get with each pump. Morgan couldn’t hold it in anymore, and with a loud shriek of love, he came hard.
The two were now panting, but would they stop right then and there?
No.
Ronald lightly grabbed Morgan’s hair, lifting her head up, before shoving his erect clown cock in her mouth. He smiled softly at her.
”Come on, slurp my dick until it comes.” He remembered seeing Medb on Servantube watching some girl saying ‘slurp that dick till it cums’ and that was his inspiration. Morgan slurped his dick while he stared down at her.
Fuck…. She slurps too damn good… Ronald thought, watching her slurping. Morgan accidentally bit his cock, and he yelped, almost losing his composure, but he was able to stand.
”BBQ…. you coulda made me fall, my blueberry muffin.” Ronald lightly scolded her, a bit upset over the fact she almost made him fall over. Nevermind that, it felt so good.
He came, watching as Morgan swallow his kingdom come, satisfied.
Round 3, begin.
Morgan grabbed him and began to nibble his ear, making the clown giggle. The both of them fell on top of the bed, making out even more. Anyone who dared to walk by would be forced to hear the moans of the lovers. Sadly, it didn’t last forever because—
The door was barged open, revealing the three Fairy Knights.
”My Queen! I heard you shouting and I-“ Barghest could only stare as the other two entered, also staring. Morgan noticed the three.
”Tristan, Lancelot, and Gawain. Why are you here? This is important private business for me and my new husband, Ronald McDonald.” Morgan glanced at them, and so did Ronald, embarrassed.
”NEW HUSBAND!?” Baobhan Sith shouted in shock, u able to comprehend that her mother, the QUEEN, WAS HAVING SEX WITH A GODDAMN CLOWN.
”If you want… we could… just go… and don’t speak of this…” Melusine looked away as she requested this.
”No, you will watch this.” Ronald ordered the three.
”…WHAT!?”
It was a horrifying experience for the Fairy Knights as they watched it all go down.
Just how did that clown bed Morgan? Maybe it was his EX Harem skill.
But then and again, he’d probably fuck them also.