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Firem78910: hey guys Firem78910 here with another chapter of Return from the Black Tower
Sothis: well I want to see what's next
Firem78910: Onwards
Chapter 4
TowerNet Online
Hmm TowerNet what can I tell you about it. To summarize TowerNet is a Social Media network similar to Pentasgram that is normally limited to the realms of the Black Towers. Until last year that is. Let me tell you Willow was not happy in waking up to my notification sound of my scroll. Anyway like with Pentasgram or any of the other Social Media. You could chat, share pics, post Memes and more but unlike the others you can buy things from others realms. At first people didn't take it seriously but after 5 years people took it seriously sending messages to others parties, getting something from the other realms along with other things. As for why TowerNet came back I don't know but what I do know is that is that everyone involved loves it. Especially youngest Poppy.
Excerpt from Hunter Park during the one year anniversary of TowerNet going online.
Park Residence
It was a normal night within the Boiling Isles however as dawn approached and at exactly 6:00 AM BIT (Boiling Isles Time) a notification sounded it was the sound of a howling wolf.
Willow annoyed glared at Hunter for a minute until she remembers of what that notification meant.
"What the fuck… there's no way." Willow said as she puts on her glasses and checks her Scroll.
Friends of the worlds (Adults?)
SwolPlantWaman: Guys can you hear me?
Destructocat: Willow I'm normally a funny person but it's 2 in fucking morning
Destructocat: …Wait a minute is the chat back on?
Professorscam: oh great who turned this dumpster fire back on
PinkDiamondDude: Nah dude still filling it and waiting on Korra to light it up
¾'sTheAvatar: Ha Ha Very Funny Eddy and Steven
SwolPlantWaman: ok so we got Korra, Eddy, Steven and Adrien
Destructocat: Don't forget about you Willow
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: Hunter, sorry to disturb you Willow has Adrien said anything dumb
Destructocat: you know I can… alright that's fair and no I didn't
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: Yet
LuckyLadyBug: Leave my husband alone Hunter. Also Marianne here
Fishyscienceguy: Flint here I just landed on Shallow Falls so I'll silent for a bit
DiamondValkyrieBride: Hi guys and Gals Connie Universe here
GoodWitchLuzura: Willow holy shit I'm sure you know that TowerNet is back and Azura is going nuts
SwolPlantWaman: the character or your daughter
GoodWitchLuzura: the latter oh you're doing a Roll Call Luz here
LivingGenevaViolation: Kanade here
GamerGal: Risa here also Dokurihime is sound asleep
ButteredToast: ED THE BEASTMASTER IS HERE!
OCDPersonafied: I really need to change that name… even though it's accurate also Double D here
SwolPlantWaman: what you need to change is your nickname Double D also hi Ed
OCDPersonafied: Like I told you Willow blame my parents for that one
WitchChick126: Hi Guys Amity Here I see Eddward still has that perverted nickname
OCDPersonafied: again take the complaint to my parents
IilusionMaster69: Gus here just hanging out with Dad
RubytheRosesmith: Hey guys Ruby here just to let you know that I'll be taking care my trio of terrors
GoodWitchLuzura: oof good luck Ruby you'll need it
LivingGenevaViolation: it's times like these that I'm glad that Doku-chan is a quiet child
Weisscream: lucky you Kanade also Weiss Schnee-Rose here it's good to hear you Willow
TripleflavorTheif: Yeah me too also Neo Here
SatomobilegoBbbbrrrrr: Asami here just getting little Hitomi up
NotaSaintWitchoraGirl: Jaune here just getting up with Pyrrah
ChampionNikos: Hello again Pyrrah here
Royalblue: Sky here I'm just putting Sora to sleep
Dragonfairy: Bloom here Daphne had too much candy
TNAdmin: I am here to Inform you that the basic form of TowerNet is online we hope for your continued use until next update
GamerGal: well that was fucking Ominous… so to change the subject how did your folks react to your spouses and kids
LivingGenevaViolation: ours were surprised and but not to shocked that we married though they adored Doku-Chan.
ButteredToast: My mom and Sarah were mad that I brought a children to the world. My dad didn't care. But fuck them.
OCDPersonafied: indeed my parents were shocked about my wives and children
Professorscam: of course Mr. Harem
Professorscam: mom and dad didn't mind about Mary and Sally in fact Sally helped dad sale a used car he became a happy grandpa after that
OCDPersonafied: of course she did scamming in her blood doesn't help that she's a Fox Demihuman
ButteredToast: ah news flash guys Mom and Sarah kicked me and my daughters out of the house
OCDPersonafied: OH MY LORD! Ed are you, Titania and Nezumi alright
ButteredToast: we're fine say remember the house that the Kankers married us in
OCDPersonafied: oh don't remind me
Professorscam: still can't believe that I had my "wedding ring" on me the entire time man their good
ButteredToast: I bought it and I'm gonna fix it
SwolPlantWaman: ah good for you Ed
PinkDiamondDude: yeah but can you fix it Ed?
DiamondValkyrieBride: yeah from what you told us it needs a lot of stuff done
ButteredToast: with my strength, Tia's magic and Nezumi's plans we can fix it up and we'll have a pool and a Jacuzzi and oh the Library stays for Double D
Professorscam: sign me up also my mom read the messages and she's pissed at your mom and Sarah
OCDPersonafied: thank you Ed also Xumei just told my father what happened and he is not happy
ButteredToast: ah hold up guys dad is calling me I'll be back soon
OCDPersonafied: I think we lost track on what we we're talking about
¾'sTheAvatar: Reactions to spouses and kids which is a good Segway for me to go next
¾'sTheAvatar: not gonna lie Mom and Dad were shocked to see that I have a kid with another woman
SatomobilegoBbbbrrrrr: putting mildly it took a bit for my dad to realize that she is my and Korra's daughter
¾'sTheAvatar: but to be fair attitudes and tech are from Earth's 1920's
SatomobilegoBbbbrrrrr: yeah I got a lot of work to do and there is no fucking way in hell I'm I being bought out by Musk or Trump
¾'sTheAvatar: anyway going back to the original conversation the biggest reaction was from Tenzen
DiamondValkyrieBride: any racist comments?
¾'sTheAvatar: nope just general disbelief that I had a baby with another woman Pema on the other hand was nothing but supportive the kids also liked Hitomi
SwolPlantWaman: any pics?
¾'sTheAvatar: uploaded images
SwolPlantWaman: aaahhhh adorbs
GoodWitchLuzura: hell yeah so who's next
LuckyLadyBug: we're next though do be warned I'll get ranty
Destructocat: oh fuck to the yes
GoodWitchLuzura: oh yes I have a good idea on what happened or rather who got fucked
LuckyLadyBug: spoilers Luz, anyway Mamam and Papa were happy that I returned
Destructocat: like any good parents should be
LuckyLadyBug: of course they were surprised that I was married and had a child
Destructocat: my father wasn't happy about it but he began to love our Petit Papilon
LuckyLadyBug: then we went to Adrien's friends but everything changed when the Lying Bitch attacked
¾'sTheAvatar: I don't know why but that sounds like a reference to me?
Destructocat: so yeah Liela popped up and started to make everything about her
LuckyLadyBug: trips to Bombay, befriending Elon Musk, Owning Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram
Destructocat: being the girlfriend of BTS, Saving Prince Ali, claiming that she's the rightful queen of Italy you know the usual Liela BS
Destructocat: this farther iterates on why I should go back in time to slap my past self in the face
LuckyLadyBug: Honey remember what Justinian said to us we were both idiots
Destructocat: I know dear. Any way I interrupt Liela's BS to give her a gift.
LuckyLadyBug: a very special gift
Destructocat: Uploaded Image, sent it was a Collar so the lying bitch and immediately she puts it on and she starts telling the truth
LuckyLadyBug: nothing was spared everything was released… Including what she said about my precious Butterfly :(
GoodWitchLuzura: what did she say?
Destructocat: Uploaded Video
Willow and everyone in the chat saw the video and was pissed beyond belief.
Hunter saw this and he knew what to do.
"Say Willow I'm gonna take the kids out for the day so… Bye!" Hunter said as he ran for his life taking the kids with him.
Well let's just say that words Willow uttered can never be spoken again in the words of Men, Witches, Elves, Dwarves, Demons, Angels and the Eldritch.
Sometime later
Hunter took the kids for some Eye Scream they were skeptical at first but they soon loved it.
"Thank you Appa um do you know why Eomma was mad?" Poppy said.
"Simple a bad lady insulted Papilon." Hunter said.
Poppy thinks for a second until her eyes go wide.
"Oooooh you mean that bitch Liela." Poppy said.
Hunter along with the older siblings were stunned.
"Poppy where did you learn that word?" Rosetta asked surprised that her baby sister knew that word.
"Oh Papi told me. She heard her mommy say it." Poppy said.
"Ah of course she did." Hunter said not surprised at all.
"Say Appa any chance we can talk to our friends?" Caleb asked.
"Well if TowerNet is working for your Eomma and Appa it should work for you three. Hunter said.
"I'm gonna talk to Nora and Doku-chan." Poppy said.
"I guess I'll speak to Daphne then." Rosetta said with a shrug.
"You three do that while I speak with Eomma ok." Hunter said as the kids nod.
The kids decide to look at their old chats while Hunter decides to check on his
Friends of the worlds (Adults?)
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: so anything I miss?
GoodWitchLuzura: not much expect for Willow uttering Curses that would make even Cthulhu blush
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: yeah I can see that happen so give me the TLDR of the other reactions
GoodWitchLuzura: sure first off the Ed's Dad turns out to be awesome so for some context he was in an arranged marriage with Ed's mom but turns out that he was Aroace
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: hold up if he was Aroace how did Ed came to be
GoodWitchLuzura: thank the bitch of Ed's Maternal Grandmother and a Canadian Squirt Gun anyway he knew that Ed was his kid
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: ok what about… he gave himself the snip after Ed was born didn't he
GoodWitchLuzura: yup also it turns out he just needed proof that Ed's mom was cheating on him and the PI he hired gave him the proof he needed so he showed her the proof to not only the slut but also his parents, her parents and Sarah
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: so he gave Sarah and Ed's mom the boot
GoodWitchLuzura: from what Ed told me he's going to California to retire and said that the house was his to do what he wanted
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: awesome good for Ed so what happened to Liela
GoodWitchLuzura: since Liela was confessing left right and center she confessed that she had worked with the terrorist Hawkmoth she getting the boot from Paris
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: yes and sent straight to jail in solitary confinement
GoodWitchLuzura: sorry Hunter but since her confession was coursed the best they could is the Gardenia Juvenile Detention Center back at Italy
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: ugh did her parent at the least lose their jobs? Hold up Gardenia isn't that Bloom's hometown?
GoodWitchLuzura: Yes and yup they did turns out the rotten apple doesn't fall from the petrified tree though it was mostly embezzlement oh and Liela did get Solitary
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: oh thank the Titan BTW how is your mom react to you getting married
GoodWitchLuzura: oh Amity and I will be on a video call in a bit so I won't tell you about the others
SwolPlantWaman: I on the other hand will (also sorry for cursing) to the TLDR is this with Steven, Connie and Nora it was fine but Connie's Mom demeaned a battery of tests be done on them. Steven acquiesced.
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: did they find anything?
SwolPlantWaman: other than the fact that Steven and Nora's bodies didn't had their shots and other medical stuff no not really
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: Nora's Diamond eye
SwolPlantWaman: Oh right yeah Dr. Maheswaran had to hire a Jeweler and an optometrist just in case
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: Honey Bee we both saw what happened to Steven when his Gem is removed Titan forbid they do the same to Nora
SwolPlantWaman: thankfully the optometrist also noticed that there were some vital arteries near the brain that would kill her the good doctor nodded as well
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: that's a relief how about Greg and the Gems
SwolPlantWaman: for Greg he loves his new granddaughter, Pearl at first thought that Steven had died before he came out from the bathroom, Amethyst likes her, Garnet however…
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: spooked that Nora is a Diamond and not a Rose Quartz
SwolPlantWaman: so much so that she split into Ruby and Sapphire thankfully Nora convinced the both of them to fuse back together
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: I assume that Steven will explain that RQ is in fact PD
SwolPlantWaman: yeah for Sky and Bloom not much happened except for a bit of magic use oh and something about an Eclipse fairy
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: had a feeling about that
SwolPlantWaman: Ruby and the terrors were fussed over Weiss and Neo on the other hand were given the shovel talk
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: yup Ruby did anticipate that Taiyang and Yang would do that
SwolPlantWaman: I don't know about Flint though
Fishyscienceguy: I'll tell him so my Dad and practically the entire island were surprised that I was alive still it was nice to see Dad again when he met Aquamira he was surprised though he kind of ruined it with Fishing Metaphors in fact
Uploaded Video
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: oh wow he really does Fishing Metaphors what happened
Fishyscienceguy: Steve gets mad and places his old Monkey Thought Translator on my dad's body and it works, it spoke about how he misses me and loves me he was surprised about my daughter and asked who her mother was
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: more like a rent-a-womb then a mother
Fishyscienceguy: I know thankfully Dad realized that though I still have to find out how the MTT works on Dad
SwolPlantWaman: aren't humans classified as a Great Apes
Fishyscienceguy: …how the fuck did I miss that, well then I'm gonna go home to put Aqua for her nap so later
SwolPlantWaman: bye Flint
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: later Lockewood
Hunter soon puts away his scroll as he passed by a Demon.
"Hunter a Demon passed by he was eyeing your youngest." An angelic voice said.
Hunter then looks at the Demon eyeing his youngest.
"(Thanks for the warning Ariana)." Hunter thought.
He glares at the Demon which causes him to run away.
"Appa what's wrong?" Poppy asked.
"Nothing sweetie how are your friends?" Hunter asked.
Poppy then talks about Nora and Dokurihime. He was thankful of his Patron. For you see Hunter is not only a Paladin he is also a Warlock with a Celestial Patron who goes by the name Ariana.
As she spoke Hunter's Scroll buzzing. Hunter picks it up.
Friends of the worlds (Adults?)
GoodWitchLuzura: ah heads up guys Abuela Noceda is coming in hot she wants to meet her grandbabies
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: ah how would she even get here
GoodWitchLuzura: I may have found a way in
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: I'm gonna go on a lark and say that you followed an Owl towards it
GoodWitchLuzura: yup I made a deal with the Owl Lady a few days ago
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: I'll tell the guards to ignore the Owl Lady for now as we're still looking for that smuggler
GoodWitchLuzura: oh yeah Sweet Potato told me… is Willow ok?
IwalkintheGrimDarkness: a bit she still wants to kill him though
GoodWitchLuzura: I'm pretty sure I can speak for the chat that it is understandable see you soon Hunter
Hunter sighs as he does Willow's breathing technique. In on 4, out on 4 and repeat.
"You know you and your bride can rely on the others." Ariana said.
"(I know Ariana just some old habits of mine)." Hunter thought.
Hunter looks at the time.
"Oh kids it almost time for lunch." Hunter said.
He heard some cheers from the kids as Poppy spoke.
"Appa can we take the Chocobo's jebal." Poppy said as she made puppy eyes.
"Sure, Caleb chokobohante jeonhwahallae?" Hunter said.
"Ne abeoji geuleohge hagessseubnida." Caleb said.
Caleb took a whistle out of his pocket and blew on it.
As soon as that happened four big birds came out of a portal. All four birds are in different sizes but they all looked alike. Bright yellow feathers, blue eyes strong legs and small wings.
The four of them got on as Caleb began to speak in another language.
"Vorwärts nach Hause, tolle Vögel." Caleb said in Germen.
With the command said the birds rushed back to the Park Residence.
As the four Parks ride off Eda Clawthorne and King watched as they ride off.
"Huh don't see that every day?" Eda said.
"Think it's a tower thing?" King asked despite knowing the answer.
"Most likely." Eda said.
With that out of the way the both of them set up the shop.
Firem78910: With that it is done been a while huh
Sothis: oh don't start but yeah as you can see a social media has been unlocked
Firem78910: Hunter and the others are excited to speak to their friends again and whoever can guess which character belongs with which series gets a cookie
Sothis: Until next time
Firem78910: here's Hunter's Bio also Ja Ne
Basic Info
Name: Hunter Park
Primary Class: Paladin (Oath of Vengeance)
Secondary Class: Warlock (Celestial Patron)
Tertiary Class: Tailor
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Marital Status: Married to Willow Park
Family
Willow Park (Wife)
Caleb Park (Son age 6)
Rosetta Park (Daughter age 6)
Poppy Park (Daughter age 4)
Harvey Park (Father-in-law)
Gilbert Park (Papa-in-law)
Equipment
Armor: Primordial Ice Gold Armor
Main Weapon: Starlight Hammer
Off-hand Weapon: Coven Head Shield
Arm Armor: Behemoth Gauntlets
Footwear: Winged Boots
Accessories: Belt of Giant Strength, Ring of Spell Storing, Necklace of Prayer Beads and Wedding ring
Spell List
Star flash, Magic Dash, Eldritch Blast, Cure Wounds, Mass Cure Wound, Lesser Restoration, Star Storm, Banishment and Supernova (Glyph Magic isn't known to Hunter…yet)
List of Familars
Fenrir Wolf named Conrad
Bio
Hunter is a Grimwalker made by his Uncle, Emperor Belos from the bones of a young human named Caleb Wittebane and was chosen to be the latest in a long line of Golden Guards his life would have been trying in vain to appease his uncle. Until the Black Tower took him. Initially he would have taken charge but after an incident involving the spirt of an Archdruid that the leadership role was given to Luz Noceda. As the years went by he had found to truth about himself, his brothers, his uncle and his Father Caleb Wittebane. He swore an Oath of Vengeance to avenge not only his father but also his brothers and the Boiling Isles. He also Married Willow Park during that time taking her Surname in order for the Wittebane name to die out he had witness the birth of his Twins Caleb and Rosetta Park and the birth of his youngest Poppy Park and with his help along with the rest of the Hexsquad they won the final battle for liberation. Upon returning to the Boiling Isles took his role of Golden Guard but he and the others are now planning a rebellion.