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Shadow was skating through green hill zone minding his own business when sonic ran right into him. They collided and fell over bu
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t sonic wasn't happy.
"This is a no-skating zone!" he said, "I'll see you in court!"
The prosecutor for Shadow's trial was none other than Miles Edgeworth, for only he
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knew how to properly prosecute skating crimes.
"So you are the one who dared to skate in the no skating zone", asked Miles Edgeworth. The hedgehog squirmed under his piercing looks, scared of what his verdict might be. He did violate the law after all.
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But because he is Shadow the Hedgehog, he cannot look vulnerable. "Yeah dude, I broke the law. It was I (emphasis on I), who dared to skate in the no skating zone."
"So you are a sk8r boi, huh?" Edgeworth sighed.
"See you later boi," Shadow replied and hopped away on his skateboard.
"HOLD UP"
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"Wait sk8r boi... please.." Edgeworth skipped over to Shadow, who paused somewhat reluctantly
"He was a punk, she did ballet." Edgeworth sobbed, head in his hands, tears streaming down his face
"Can i make it anymore obvious..." Shadow continued, grabbing his cravat and kissing him on the mouth.
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Theyre kiss was the stuff of legends. Beleaf me it was beutifall. After kissing they then decided 2 get a midnight snac cause it was l8 and they were hungry. As they did so they held hands, but in a cool way that wasnt like normal couples.
Little did they no that th
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e place where they went was a particularly creepy gas station, full of dangers. In their hand-holding, Edgey and Shady didn't bother to look at how many people were following them, and discovered about 17 robed individuals surrounding them, blabbering about to themselves about some "shadow wizard gang" and "casting spells".
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"OBJECTION!" yelled Miles. This caused a strong wind that knocked the hoods off the mysterious figures.
It was a mix of Shadow's "acquaintances" and Edgeworth's "associates". They don't bond closely with anyone. They're too cool for that.
"Aww guys you runined the suprise kidnapping and party" said Tails.
"The what"
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"The surprise kidnapping! I saw all those prank channels on youtube doing it and I thought it would be hilarious."
"You... wanted to kidnap us? As a prank?" Edgeworth's brow furrowed so deep into his forehead that his eyes were barely visible.
"Well yeah, then we were gonna have a party afterwards. You get me, right Shadow?!"
Shadow looked at his "acquaintances" and Edgeworth's "associates", all with their hoods flapping around on the ground and their fake weapons. Tails looked at him expectantly, waiting for approval of their crazy prank idea.
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Shadow just shrugged and turned away, this whole thing was pretty stupid.
"Eh he's just grumpy. It wasn't a bad idea though!" Sonic insisted.
"It's a horrible idea what is wrong with you?" Edgeworth scoffed and walked over to Shadow.
"Hey man wanna ditch this joint?" He asked Shadow. Shadow shrugged but took his hand and together they walked off into the sunset while all of their friends looked on in abject horror.