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Midoriya was scared.
Its not often he's this scared.
He feels like throwing up, his anxious brain is on fire from the fear of them finding out.
The principal thought it was a great idea to get all of the first years phones to just check and see if there's anything suspicious since theres been rumours of a traitor within the school.
And it was out of nowhere during homeroom!
He didn't even have time to clear his search history or his open tabs on google.
They're gonna find out his deepest darkest secret!
And just like that Midoriya shed the tears of desperation.
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(With the faculty members)
The staff were all sitting around a O shape table going over the students phone, (and yes the parents are aware, they even signed a waver to let it happen) so far none of the phones had nothing incriminating, so so far it kinda a dead end.
When Aizawa grabbed the phone that had the ugliest phone case known to man kind, like what sane person would ever get this phone case, but as he looks at the phone he realizes it his problem child, of course he wouldn't be sane.
Aizawa already looked like he lost his sanity by just thinking about class 1-As N°1 problem child.
"Let's get this over with..." He muttered while typing in the password (0123) already knowing Midoriyas password.
He was met with the sight of man google tabs all looking like its from the same site.
He clicked on one of the tabs and immediately regrets it.
There on the screen is an opened All Might x M!reader story.
He immediately clicked out of it with a haunted look on his face.
Hizashi, his amazing husband, looked over seeing his expression. "why do you have that look on your face? What's on the little listeners phone to have traumatized you so bad?!"
Hizashi looked at him with a hand over his mouth to not laugh out loud.
"The demon child read fanfiction.." Aizawa began getting dejavu, it reminded him of his time in highschool when he discovered wattpad.
Hizashi patted his back as a way to tray and comfort him while also trying not laugh as he also began to remember when Shouta would read smutty fanfictions with a straight face.
Aizawa sighed and clicked on his problem childs search history.
- History
Clear browsing data
- -What does pegging mean
(Why the hell would he be searching this)
- -What to get your teacher a I'm sorry present
(Was that when he gave me that cat mug)
- -How much bleach do you have to take to die
(I'll be sure to schedule a meeting for Midoriya with hound dog)
- -Is it illegal to be friends with a villain
(Please tell he isn't actually friends with any villains)
- -How to hide a body quickly
(Did he kill someone)
- -Am I gay
(....)
- -Am I gay quiz
(Brings me memories)
- - Am I a vigilante if I didn't use my quirk
(Please tell me it isn't what I think it is)
- -Should I become a stripper
(Now why would he do that)
- -How much do strippers make
(Was he actually considering this)
- -Eraserhead merch
(Do I even have merch)
- -How to fake my death
(I mean, its always good to have that knowledge I guess)
- -Two men kissing
(Ah... That phase)
- -All Might and Sir Nighteye kissing
(Now that's just weird)
- -Does Eraserhead have a bondabondage kink (Thats enough)
Aizawa just sighed heavily and tiredly, he turned off the phone and climbed into his sleeping bag and ignored the other teachers confused murmuer towards him.
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(At the same time)
Midoriya cuddle into his boyfriends chest while Hitoshi murmuers sweet assuring words.
But he ignored it all in favor for drowning in his anxious mind because of Aizawa possibly fiding out his secret.