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Mineta was outside drinking coffee at a certain shop when he bumps into a blue-hair man. Mineta and the blue-haired man looked at each other. Mineta then realized where he knew this guy from.
“YOUR BLAU!!!!! THE S-RANK DREAMER!!!!! YOUR DREAMS ARE LEGENDARY IN THE PERVERTS COMMUNITY!!!!!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!!” Yelled/Scream Mineta.
“Sure thing, little dude… but first you have to filled out this form.” Aogami said as he took out a form from his back pocket. The form had only one question on it.
“HOW MUCH FETISHES DO YOU HAVE?” Yelled Mineta. “ALSO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!”
“It means young one that I have many fetishes. Like foster sisters, silver-haired, military women, foster mothers, twin-tails, foster daughters, kyuudougi, one-sided ponytails, stewardesses, goth girls wearing black or white; we both know they look sexy in any color….” Aogami said.
Mineta just smile. “That is true, senpai.”
“We also have fellow classmates, teachers, childhood friends, girls in China dresses, girls with strange quirks, pro-heroes, girls with split personalities, frail girls, fantasists, blazers, maids, nuns, frogs, girls with mutant quirks, five-eyes’ girls… any female is within my area of acceptance."
“Oh, I have so much to learn from you great senpai, BLAU the magnificent. Teach me your ways…”
“Ok, so what is your name young one?”
“Mineta Minoru, grand senpai.”
“Then young Mineta-yan… I grant you a portion of my powers and I will tell you my real name.” Aogami said as blue light glow around them both. “But first I’ll tell you one thing that all perverts around the world need to learn….” The blue light disappeared when he said that.
“And what is that senpai?”
“If you ever meet a boy with the name of Kamijou Touma… get your girl and run like hell. Because chances are he’ll get that girl to fall in love with him.” Aogami said, shivering like it was cold outside…. Even though it was 78 degrees.
“I hate him already….” Said Mineta, also shivering.
“DEATH TO THE KAMIJOU CLAN!!!!!!!!” They both shouted. They were both hit by two different things. Aogami was hit by a fist and Mineta was hit by a tongue.
“Aogami, you are needed back in class. Also stop teaching children your perverted ways. It’s disgusting.” Said The Iron Wall Girl herself, Fukiyose Seiri, fuming.
“Mineta-Chan, we must get back to class. Also stop looking at my butt.” Said Asui Tsuyu “Tsu” in a deadpan voice.
“I know your pain…” Said Fukiyose, respect in her voice.
“GOOD JOB HITTING ON THAT FROG GIRL’S BUTT, MINETA-YAN!!!!” Screamed Aogami.
“Shut-up you.” Said Fukiyose, hitting Aogami hard enough to silencing the man.
“AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! SHE KILLED BLAU!!!!!” Shouted Mineta before a fist hit him as well.
“That will shut you up.” Said Fukiyose.
After that Fukiyose and Tsu meet and shake hands.
"It is good to see you again Tsu-chan. We should catch up..." Said Fukiyose, smiling and blushing at her childhood friend.
"Yes, we should. It was so good to see you to Seiri-chan." Said Tsu, also smiling at her childhood friend.
"Wait... Is that child in your class?" Said Fukiyose, confuse.
"Sadly yes. He does this to almost all the girls.... At least Aizawa-Sensei can scare him if he does anything really bad." Said Tsu.
"As I said again... I feel your pain..." Fukiyose said. She then looked at her watch. "We need to get going. See you later."
"Yes you too."
After that they went on their separate ways. Meanwhile, two boys with powerful arms meet:
“Yo, by the way, my name is Hyoudou Issei aka the Harem King.” Holding out his left arm while Red Armor appears out of nowhere.
BOOST!!!!!! Something yelled. No wait that came from his left arm.
“The name is Kamijou Touma…. Such Misfortune…” Hold his right hand out, looking both bored and ready to risk his own life.
They were staring down an army of demons ready to kill everyone…. But that is a story for another time.