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Chapter 5: UHHHHH

Notes:

SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT AND CRINGE I just DO NOT know what to do w this storyline. I love you bye

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“You’re WHAT?”

“You think you get to hog all the superpowers? Nuh uh.”

“I don’t- I-“ John stammers, black eye rapidly shrinking and dilating with confusion. “Out of EVERYONE in New York-“

“I’m an arachnologist. Who else would it be?” Your mask is in your one hand and the other’s propped on your hip. He’s pacing the room.

“What are we gonna do? You’re my sworn enemy! At least… one of them.” 

“M’yeah.” 

“But you don’t know about the spider society? Not at all?” He retorts, pointing a finger at you accusingly. 

“Not in the slightest, no. Maybe our universe is… off limits?”

“Seems like a plot hole.” He chuckles. “Hole…”

Despite looking so alien, you could see the Johnny you once knew inside of him. The way he stumbled over his own long limbs, the way he spoke, ( the way he fucked )….. just with different packaging.

“Maybe we can work this out.” He holds a hand out to you, waiting for a shake. “Whaddaya say?” 

You grasp it firmly and shake. “Deal.”

 

Notes:

Here’s all the end captions I can’t pick one:

I’m gonna be honest guys I nearly faked my death and gave up I have milked this man for everything he’s worth the thing that kept me going is the weed bowl and mead can inside of me right now

Have you guys seen Klaus because Spot’s VA is SOOOOOO baby girl in that I listen to his clips and imagine….

When I write more horny shit it’ll be ONE chapter otherwise I get scared

If you wanna know what happens in the rest of the story just read Spotless and pretend

Notes:

Next chapter we call him good boy and he gets hospitalized