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#general
The Mind Electric, today at 8:05 AM: Hello all. The next person who sees this message, I am asking you to not touch the trays in the fridge.
The Mind Electric, today at 12:03 PM: Whoever consumed what the trays consumed contained I will gouge your eyes out
Heart | he / they, today at 2:55 PM: in my defense
The Mind Electric, today at 2:55 PM: oh here we go
Heart | he / they, today at 2:55 PM: i assumed the pies were souls
Soul, today at 2:56 PM: *shocked silence*
The Mind Electric, today at 2:56 PM: the soul cannot cook. you were an idiot and naiive for believing they were theirs.
Heart | he / they, today at 2:57 PM: they were tasty tho ty :D
Soul, today at 3:04 PM: note: mind is now chasing heart around. I will now eat the pies. while they do that.
Heart | he / they, today at 4 PM: We are gathered here today to commemorate soul who ate the pies mind cooked. rookie mistake ngl. hes dead now
The Mind Electric, today at 4:56 PM: Truly, his mistake was leaving the message in the chat, thus announcing his intentions.
Heart | he / they, today at 4:58 PM: Yep, that wasn't very smart. Skill issue, not gonna lie.
Soul, today at 5:01 PM: I hate you both.