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Blendin: I'm going to throw someone off a bridge and there's a 50% that someone will be myself.
Blendy: that's not good!!
Blend: Have fun
Sam: What-
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Jealousy: I'm tired
Prideful: Then sleep..?
Jealousy: No
Prideful: Why
Jealousy: SHUT UP PRIDEFUL
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Jealousy: I hate children
Blend: Same
Blendin: ...
Blendy: WHATS A CHILDERNEN????!
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Honesty: Hey, Ace, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Ace: Yes?
Honesty: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Ace: Fuck.
Honesty: It's gonna be a fun week!
Ace: I'm going to Jealousy's house.
Honesty: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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Blend: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Blend: Anyways, you said Blendy is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Prideful: Wake up! The sun is shining!
Jealousy: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
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Sam: So... Who's the most successful sibling?
Prideful:
Jealousy: I really thought it was obvious.
Honesty: Me, right?
Jealousy: You murder people for a living, Pride has an actual job
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Sam: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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Prideful: It's locked. Do you have a lockpick?
Jealousy: Yea-
Honesty: *Kicks door down*
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Ace: Can I have your number?
Honesty, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
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Sam: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Blend: Merry crisis.
Honesty: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Jealousy: Hoe hoe hoe.
Sam: Guys, please.