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Work chat
slaybutatwhatcost: oliver r u online?
iloveolives: he better be
lanadelgay: DIDYOU DO IT??
opheliax: Please tell us you didn't
sonnethater: ... he prob didn't listen to a word we said
prisonsurvivor: hey guys
iloveolives: fym hey guys?;; did you take the handkerchief or no??
slaybutatwhatcost: we just don't want any more trouble for u oliver
prisonsurvivor: well
prisonsurvivor: i have an ultimatum
iloveolives: bro
lanadelgay: aight imma need anothe drink for this
sonnethater: Ultimatum of what.
prisonsurvivor: so
prisonsurvivor: today the gang handed me something under the breakfast table
prisonsurvivor: it wasn't a fancy handkerchief btw it was a paper towel
prisonsurvivor: and the word yard was written on it
slaybutatwhatcost: why all the secrecy lmao couldn't that guy just have texted that?
prisonsurvivor: that's not the only thing w the handkerchief hold on
iloveolives: and;;?
prisonsurvivor: they explained what happened w my cell mate
prisonsurvivor: you guys were right
iloveolives: I KNEW ITTT
slaybutatwhatcost: we always are <3
landelgay: whats the but tho
prisonsurvivor: im getting to that
prisonsurvivor: yes it was my cell mate getting taken away by the cops
prisonsurvivor: but u weren't completely right either
iloveolives: ....;;,;;;
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iloveolives to prisonsurvivor:
iloveolives: my love :)))
iloveolives: ur getting on my nerves w ur suspense
prisonsurvivor: i thought u weren't going to talk to me again
iloveolives: you were being dramatic and theatrical so i matched your energy???
prisonsurvivor: well ill be damned
iloveolives: obviously ily forever and always till we both drop dead?
prisonsurvivor: damn not even beyond death
iloveolives: if u really want me to ig
prisonsurvivor: <333
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Work chat
sonnethater: Helloooo where tf is oliver now
opheliax: Maybe his gang took him captive
lanadelgay: guys h's just talkingk to james
lanadelgay: im constantly texttign colin too when im in, the chat
slaybutatwhatcost: is that why u can't type for shit
lanadelgay: no tahts bc im drunk a lot
sonnethater: That is such a lie
sonnethater: I've seen you type when were high drunk or sober
sonnethater: All the same
lanadelgay: LMAO im" n,ever sober
prisonsurvivor: back
slaybutatwhatcost: slay
prisonsurvivor: so basically my cell mate didn't kill that guy
opheliax: My head hurts
lanadelgay: HUH
prisonsurvivor: he got someone else to kill him and framed himself for it
sonnethater: Oliver dear god what are you yapping about
iloveolives: r u sure he's not just manipulating u to believe that::
prisonsurvivor: guys that's what they told me
prisonsurvivor: my cell mate framed himself so he could get out and get transferred to another prison where he had wealthy connections who could get him better privileges
lanadelgay: idk whattheall u just said
iloveolives: SEE i had a bad feeling about him
sonnethater: You had a bad feeling about a mass murderer good fucking work Sherlock
iloveolives: yo listen oliver almost got himself reeled in by him
iloveolives: i'm keeping him sharp
sonnethater: That's one way to call your impact on his life lmao
slaybutatwhatcost: why couldn't he just get himself get transferred without a fucking murder?
opheliax: Losing hope in humanity more and more every day <333
prisonsurvivor: idk he had to prove himself to them it's a whole thing
iloveolives is typing...
sonnethater: Well it's not the first time we're dealing with a fake murderer taking the blame
iloveolives stopped typing
lanadelgay: whats witgh the handkercheif then?
prisonsurvivor: so since my cell mate dipped
prisonsurvivor: they have a spot free in their gang
slaybutatwhatcost: absolutely NOT
iloveolives: oliver pls pls pls be smart about this
prisonsurvivor: all i have to do to get accepted is give them back that paper towel
lanadelgay: ur insane if u do tahgt
landelgay: i mean it
slaybutatwhatcost: you survived without the gang before you can do it now too
prisonsurvivor: pip you were the one who called me prisonsurvivor
prisonsurvivor: i never did
prisonsurvivor: i think i'm too deep into their circle now to back down without consequences
opheliax: All you had to do was sit in prison for 10 years
opheliax: Or james idec who is sitting in there it's so messed up already
opheliax: All one of us had to do was sit there for 10 years and forget anything ever happened
opheliax: I can't deal w this anymore
*opheliax left the chat*
sonnethater: Fuck look what you've done
prisonsurvivor: another thing
prisonsurvivor: if i don't give them the handkerchief they'll take away the burner phone
sonnethater: Maybe that's not a bad thing
sonnethater: This gc never should have existed at all
slaybutatwhatcost: maybe the real gc is the friends we made along the way
lanadelgay: mayve the real gc is the alcocohol along the way
*slaybutatwhatcost renamed Work chat to Oliver pls still don't join the gang*
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iloveolives to prisonsurvivor:
iloveolives: so if u don't join them ill never be able to talk to you again?
prisonsurvivor: you can come visit
iloveolives: i can't visit you there
prisonsurvivor: right
prisonsurvivor: then i guess we won't talk for 10 years
prisonsurvivor: but meredith is right i shouldn't be interfering in your lives again
prisonsurvivor: i already upset wren for the millionth time
prisonsurvivor: and u don't want me to join a gang anyway
iloveolives: no crazy othello talk anymore?
prisonsurvivor: i have accepted the handkerchief james
prisonsurvivor: i still feel like i had to
prisonsurvivor: if i had ignored it there would've been consequences
iloveolives: but whether or not you join them there are consequences too
iloveolives: if u had not accepted it you could've backed out earlier
iloveolives: now they probably hold a grudge for you
prisonsurvivor: there was no backing out ever since my cell mate became my cell mate
prisonsurvivor: but i can change the impact of the handkerchief now
prisonsurvivor: it's better that you guys get involved in this as little as possible
prisonsurvivor: i mean wtf was i thinking giving them the handkerchief back when it's my responsibility, now that i have it?
prisonsurvivor: i don't want wren to leave the others too because of me
iloveolives: ...
iloveolives: u sure the gang won't mess w u out of spite now?
prisonsurvivor: i mean
prisonsurvivor: i always performed pretty amazing soliloquies for them
prisonsurvivor: it's like their sole form of entertainment around here
iloveolives: so what are u gonna do with the handkerchief?
prisonsurvivor: i'll just hold on to it
iloveolives: ...you're thinking of joining them in the future?
prisonsurvivor: no
prisonsurvivor: wait
prisonsurvivor: right
prisonsurvivor: i'll have to flush it down the toilet then
prisonsurvivor: holding on to it means that someone could still steal it from me or find it
prisonsurvivor: i don't want that to happen
prisonsurvivor: we've messed too much with fate already
prisonsurvivor: now mine's here to stay mine
iloveolives: it's better you don't join them at all
prisonsurvivor: ye
iloveolives: it's better we don't talk to each for the next ten years
prisonsurvivor: yes
prisonsurvivor: unless you visit
iloveolives: i really can't oliver
iloveolives: not in there
prisonsurvivor: right
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Oliver pls still don't join the gang
prisonsurvivor: so
prisonsurvivor: i'm not joing the gang dw guys
prisonsurvivor: i don't want to get you into any more trouble
prisonsurvivor: james could u delete this chat since u created it
prisonsurvivor: and everyone pls block and remove this account
lanadelgay: damn guess u arent so insan e afetr all
lanadelgay: cya bro when i visit
prisonsurvivor: yeaaaa
slaybutatwhatcost: good
slaybutatwhatcost: i'm glad my efforts of renaming the chat weren't in vain
slaybutatwhatcost: remember gangs aren't cool kids
prisonsurvivor: frrrr
sonnethater: Goddamn it oliver you just made yourself the center of attention again
prisonsurvivor: say sorry to wren meredith please
sonnethater: I will bc technically only james wanted u in this chat to begin with
iloveolives: hey!! pip was the one who added him
sonnethater: You shush
sonnethater: Oliver just sit out the rest of the years and be quiet so no one can turn you into a [redacted] tragedy later on
prisonsurvivor: thx i will
lanadelgay: biiyeee
*lanadelgay left the chat*
*sonnethater left the chat*
*slaybutatwhatcost left the chat*
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iloveolives to prisonsurvivor:
iloveolives: u still there?
prisonsurvivor: only for a little while
iloveolives: god
prisonsurvivor: in a sec im gonna give them back the phone and i'll say something corny like
prisonsurvivor: out, out brief candle!/
iloveolives: oo macbeth again
iloveolives: life's but a walking shadow, a poor player/
prisonsurvivor: that struts and frets his hour upon the stage/
iloveolives: and then is heard no more/
prisonsurvivor: it is a tale/ told by an idiot, full of sound and fury/
iloveolives: signifying
prisonsurvivor: nothing/
iloveolives: i love you and i miss you so so much
prisonsurvivor: that's not part of macbeth
iloveolives: it's part of everything oliver
prisonsurvivor: even if [redacted] says it means nothing?
iloveolives: why did [redacted] even say anything at all then??
prisonsurvivor: i mean
prisonsurvivor: so that we'd come to his same conclusion forever
prisonsurvivor: but i don't know about all that i'm here for the next ten years and i miss you too
prisonsurvivor: i even love you forever and never and stuff like that
iloveolives: always and more <333
prisonsurvivor: i hear the warden
iloveolives: not yet::
prisonsurvivor: remember delete everything
iloveolives: i will dw
prisonsurvivor: goodbye james
iloveolives: don't say it like that
iloveolives: i'll send you a letter one day
prisonsurvivor: i'll wait for it as long as i have to
iloveolives: bye oliver
prisonsurvivor: bye james
prisonsurvivor: <333
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Oliver pls still don't join the gang
*prisonsurvivor renamed themself to ilovejames*
*ilovejames left the chat"
*iloveolives left the chat*