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fatooey (fools)
scarameow
WHO the fuck invited ragnvindr to my house???????
this isnt ur house scara
scarameow
BESIDES THE POINT???????
FUCKING DILUC RAGNVINDR????
child
wish i was
child
SORRY MY DEMOSN CAME OVER ;ME
my stupid silly man
I’m sure you wish Diluc came over you.
child
dottoreoei hwishh
?!?!?!?!?!!? ?!?!?!?? ?!
scarameow
rosa get ur man wtf
disgusting
i hate straight people
my stupid silly man
We didn’t even do anything?
scarameow
u exist that’s bad enough
for the record im also very homophobic abt what childe and ragnvindr got going on
hah
thats the funny thing isnt it
they got absolutely nothing going on
child
YET
ill ask him out soon ok
DONT RIDICULE ME FFSUHF ISTG ILL . I JUST NEED TO DFIND THE COURAGE!”11
scarameow
ok
don’t get ur heart broken
Balladear
Be kind to Childe, he’s going through it.
tf do u want.
im always kind
fuck off
I sense a certain kind of bitterness.
Am I correct in that assumption?
ur correct in the assumption that u can go and fuck off. fuck u
Do you wish to talk about the feelings you’re experiencing right now?
i wish to punch u in the fucking face
Another time. Rosa and I have a thing tomorrow and I need to at least TRY to look as dashing as she does <3
wtffff
wTF!!!!
stop being disgusting in my dms?????
WTF!!!!
fuck OFF FR wtf
fatooey (fools)
scarameow
what part of “exclusive party all guests must be approved by me” are u lot too stupid to understand
regrator i am looking at u
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scarameow
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
GET OUT
LMAOOOOO
also i didnt invite anyone extra
dont blame me.
scarameow
dottore is LITERALLY here dont lie to my face like this
my stupid silly man
I was invited by you??
Rosa, can you come pick me up.
where are u
my stupid silly man
…
Check our private chat, please.
scarameow
WHERE THE FUCK ARE U
u better not have gained illegal access to places u shouldn’t BE
dottore i will kill u and haunt ur nightmares im not joking
my stupid silly man
Noted!!
scara are u scared of all the guests that showed up unannounced?
scarameow
no???? im not scared wtf
then perhaps theres someone u dont wanna see?
scarameow
fuck right off
my stupid silly man
Do not talk to my wife like that.
scarameow
u are not married shut up
yet
my stupid silly man
Yet.
scarameow
im not drunk enough to unpacl this rn
regrator why is yelan here
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I asked her if she wanted to come
And she said yes.
scarameow
ffs
u do not get to ask people if they want to come ??????
this is MY party
EXCLJUSIVE
fuck u all
regrator ur paying ALL the alcohol tonight
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(＾＾)ｂ OK!
scarameow
im almost scared to ask since when ur using those and why
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It’s not a long story! If you want, I can tell you.
scarameow
no thanks
tell yelan to get her hands off my stuff
NOW.
or i will pick a fight
im extremely very serious
wtf is childe doing
oh my god i hate all of this
ragnvindr kid
youre friends with childe arent you
something like it yes
why
did YOU tell him public confessions are the way to go
im a bit busy rn
wait what
public confessions??
he is
idk how to describe this
hes embarrassing himself
and me
is this your doing
most certainly NOT i have more class than that
that u even assume...
dottore says its not his doing either
oh are you two
have I interrupted something
yes
sorry
its fine
we will get back to it in a second
pls deal with childe on ur own rn
im hiding in the kitchen
oh
thats not good
can u ask someone else to deal with it
I just wanted to know if this is your doing
its not
I know now
thank you
I will find yelan.
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Childe
FUUCSHFHSFF
DOTTORE
HEY
HEY
HEY
ANSWUR ME
FUCJKIOJFODS
DOOTORRE THIS IS S O IMPORSTNUA ISTG
DOTTORE
Hello, Childe.
FUCVIXJCV IOJ
I have a pronle,
m
I am aware!
It is not very tall, has long red hair, and a resting bitch face, correct?
ughsguhuguh yes
but also I fucked up
I dfucvked uo!!
dotoroe
My apologies, Childe. I am a little preoccupied at this moment, seducing my fiancé.
HUH A????
UR WHAT??
wjhat happened to u an d rosalyne???????
?????
Why are you assuming that my fiancé ISN’T Rosa?
IDKJIHFI H IM PANCIKIGN A BIT
pls help me oh so schoalry smart doctor
Alright. You get 5 minutes.
child
im not forgiving u for this
dhjsjfjwjsj????
U LITERALLY LIVE TOGETJEE
U CAN MAKE OUT ANY TIMR
IT DOENST HAVE TO BE IN SCARAS CLOSET
lacks the thrill
do u want to be brought home by me or dottore
or are u staying at scaras?
NO WAY
no!!
no pls get me home im not above beghign
tbh i thisnk svara has it out for me now
hshshhshsjwuw
okay. stay where u are
im picking u up
do u want me to send my kocstiib
locatjon!!
dont need it
dottore can hijack ur phone
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WTFSBSJSJ?????????
im not a baby u need to sbsbysit at all tims!!!
ginger
yo
childe
do u want a video from ur stunt at my party
fond memories
fiery phoenix 🔥
hey
heeeeyyyyyy,,,
did you get home safely last night
hahahah yea
yeah rosa picked me up !!
glad to hear it
uhhh
ok so i feel liek we shoudl talk ?
perhaps i got a little drunk last night
ajax i wanted to tell you that i wasn't hiding in the kitchen because of you
u werent?,
that friend of yours was hunting me down
the little one?
scaramohche???
tiny dark hair sexy with a serius attirude probkem?????
sexy???????
uh
my bsad
bur scaramouche??
yea
it appears we're talking about the same guy
what did he WANT from u????????
idk
he seemed angry
so i dipped
I SEE
OK okokokok
i thiougjt it was bc of me hahatyaaajahaha
haha
do u not like avril lavibgne
I have no problem with her nor her music
in fact I'm quite impressed you know all the lyrics to girlfriend
hsaagaahggaa ofc
good song
you seemed extremely serious about the line "I could be your new one"
OKOK listen
okkk
look,,
listen
do you want me to look or to listen 🤔
hHRJQIDIAIDJIAODHSIWHRI
ur killind me
aye alrihht
alright
okay.
so !! so.
ive been informed (by my friends who are better at this than j am) that a public (drunk) caraoke is perhqso not the smartest move
caoroke
caroke??
karaoke
thank u
ye
your friends like scaramouche?
LMAOAA
NO
not scaramouchr this guy us worse at thisstuff than even I am!! !
eh anyway
please would u take this as my official apology for the. incident
the incident
hahaha
yes alright
phEW OK
it was kinda cute though
the idea
not.you
U DONT TJINK IM CUTE???
that's not what i said
that IS WHAT U SAID?!?@?#&×& ///3
it's not what I MEANT
you're cute or whatever
i have things to do
bye
HDJSJSKWKSKKAK???????
bye diluc~
fatooey (fools)
child
HE SAID.IM CUTENFJEIDIWOJRKRKDKSKEO
AAAAAAQQQQAAAHAHAH
scarameow
what in heavens name
why the fuck did u wake me up for this
who are u even TALKINF ABT
UGHHG I could've slept 3 more hours ur SUCH a nuisance
child
HE CALLED ME CUTEGSHSJSJS HE CALLED ME
SCREAMS
scarameow
.
I can HEAR that
fuck it why am i the only one here why do i have to deal with it
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You’re not.
In fact I believe we’re all online. It is lunch time.
scarameow
ok great then why the fuck is no one else dealing with this
ffs
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scarameow
….
i hate it here
child
RHFUSIJGHOOIJEHUG
scawaaaaa
scarameow
do not call methat
i need to go theres people in my bed
child
what
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what
what
child
like are thesy meant to bein there?????
like
what
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Who are those people in question?
my stupid silly man
He’s offline.
hes offline
child
hes offline
huhf what !!
who are htey…
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If we give him time, perhaps we will find out
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