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[[Kalos Team Chat]]
[Talonflame]: Okay, now this is just sad
[Hawlucha]: ...
[Noivern]: ...
[Talonflame]: THERE IS LITERALLY ONLY THREE OF US
[Hawlucha]: Yes.
[Hawlucha]: Our two other Kalosen teammates are back in Kalos.
[Noivern]: And Pikachu's not here! :<
[Talonflame]: This kinda blows tbh
[Talonflame]: ...not that I'm complaining uh
[Talonflame]: Cause you're the ones I went through Kalos with hehe
[Noivern]: Awwwww, Talonflame, we love you too!!!
[Hawlucha]: Indeed. You have my honor as a fighting type and upholder of justice that we do, in fact, love and care for you.
[Talonflame]: ...
[Talonflame]: THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO BE SAPPY WHY
[Noivern]: : D
[Hawlucha]: In fairness, as a member of Ash's team, you should have figured this out long ago. We are incredibly..."sappy", as you may say.
[Talonflame]: Bro you cannot just text normally can you
[Talonflame]: You're just like Charizard
[Hawlucha]: I prefer to use proper grammar in my sentences.
[Noivern]: And dramatization! : D
[Hawlucha]: That, too.
[Talonflame]: You are so
[Talonflame]: ...
[Talonflame]: Nope, not gonna say it
[Hawlucha]: ...wise decision.
[Talonflame]: Plus, Greninja's not around to laugh behind your back so...
[Hawlucha]: Oh, of course. -_-
[Noivern]: Papa can use emojis too? X3
[Hawlucha]: Yes.
[Hawlucha]: I am very well trained in the art.
[Talonflame]: Ughhhh, here we go...
[Noivern]: @Talonflame You're just being S A L T Y
[Talonflame]: ...
[Talonflame]: ...okay, first of all, you didn't need to message me directly YOU CAN JUST SAY MY NAME
[Talonflame]: THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE IS YOUR DUMB DAD
[Hawlucha]: ...
[Noivern]: DONT CALL MY DAD DUMB
[Hawlucha]: ...
[Noivern]: HES GONNA KICK YOUR ASS WHEN ASH COMES BACK TO THE HOTEL
[Hawlucha]: ...maybe later, Noivern.
[Talonflame]: Oh, sure, SUREEEEE
[Talonflame]: YOU can take down ME.
[Talonflame]: That makes a lot of sense.
[Hawlucha]: I do not appreciate your patronizing tone, Talonflame...
[Talonflame]: Cry me a river.
[Noivern]: YOU'RE GOING DOWN
[Talonflame]: ...
[Talonflame]: Yeah, I definitely miss Greninja...