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Girlboss added Doctor Samuel Samuel to the group chat
Doctor Samuel Samuel changed Doctor Samuel Samuel to Doctor Samuel
Doctor Samuel: Let the records show that I disapprove of this group chat already. I am just here for health announcements regarding void incidents.
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am: Absolutely not.
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Sam-I-am: @Gossip Central, whoever you may be, you are being obnoxious and trite.
Gossip Central: I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like it sam i am
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am: STOP DOING THAT
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Gossip Central: I can do this all day, Sammy boy.
Sam-I-am: I will find who you are and I will throw you into the nearest void as part of my next research paper! Stop! It!
Gossip-Central: hmmmm nope.
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Gossip Central: just accept your fate as Dr. Seuss’s best character
Sam-I-am: No!
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am changed Sam-I-am to Doctor Samuel
Gossip Central changed Doctor Samuel to Sam-I-am
Sam-I-am: You obnoxious little troglodyte! Stop changing my name!
Gossip Central: you can’t stop me, bud. You’re a Dr. Seuss guy now.
Sam-I-am: I don’t even read Dr. Seuss!
Gossip Central: that explains ur attitude then