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Part 2 of subject: next steps
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subject: re: next steps

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From: L Lawliet <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2022, 8:34 PM
Subject: RE: Next steps
To: Light Yagami <[email protected]>
CC:

light- im not compeltly sure why you would send me this email beinig htat im sitting in the room next to you. also i am taking hr off cc. i love you very much but you are fundanmentally ridiculous as a perosn.

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a birthday gift for my dear friend, the red to my blue, tsukinousagi - who loves spreadsheets and emails more than anyone i know ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~ ♡ ily bestie!! xx

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From: L Lawliet <[email protected]
Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2022, 8:34 PM
Subject: RE: Next steps
To: Light Yagami <[email protected]
CC: 

light- im not compeltly sure why you would send me this email beinig htat im sitting in the room next to you. also i am taking hr off cc. i love you very much but you are fundanmentally ridiculous as a perosn.

regardless   i think that this idea of yours is very amenable and i accept 

however i do nto think it necessary to wait until a slow time for city hall. they dont wait until its conveneint for us to pay taxes so why should we make it  convenient for them when we wish to be  joined in holy matrimony. frankly we should be able to do so at a moments notice,  as we please, withotu govnermnet interference

alas. that is not the case.  so please accompany me to city hall tomorrow because i cant think of a better time .

im not filling out that ridiculous confrimation form or using a self addrsesd envelppe to respond to you. please accept htis as confirmation. ill be in the kitchen should u need to discuss further. i made french 75s for us

cheers 
L x

 

Sent from my Panasonic ChillMaster Smart Fridge

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L types with two fingers and has connected a bluetooth keyboard to his fridge. why? don't ask such questions. i achieved this distinctly atrocious way of typing by typing the entire thing with my eyes closed on blank keycaps. anyway if you like this type of dreck follow me on tumblr @lightyaoigami babes <3

ANYWAY, how do you think their city hall wedding goes? what do they wear? do they get boutonnieres? what kind of flower? lmk in the comments!! xx

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