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To: [email protected]
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Subject: hdshfuduvfbuhfv
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Clyde-
???
-Luke

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texts and emails between the bannerman road gang

Notes:

hey i found this in my google docs i had completely forgotten abt it. enjoy! set during s4 i make reference to a few eps in particular.
its dumb and i love it

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: HELP!!!

Luke-

Your mum’s losing her mind over these ‘hauntings’ in Isleworth. Plz call her, before she strangles Clyde.

Miss you! How’s school?

-Rani <3

 

To: [email protected]

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Re: HELP!!!

Rani-

I’ll call her today after my lecture, she’s told me some about the Isleworth stuff, sounds awful. Miss you too, school’s good! I’ll be home soon for winter holidays, don’t let Mum strangle Clyde before then, haha.

-Luke

 


 

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: hdshfuduvfbuhfv

[1 image attached]

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Re: hdshfuduvfbuhfv

Clyde-

???

-Luke

 

To: [email protected]

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Its a picture of Rani

 

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Clyde-

Why are you sending it to me?

-Luke

 

To: [email protected]

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Dunno. Bored. Its a funny picture

 

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Clyde-

She’s just flipping you off, Clyde.

-Luke

 

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Yeah!

 

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Clyde-

I’m shutting off my computer, just text me if you want to chat. :)

-Luke

 


 

 

Rani: Clyde is being mopey what happened

 

Luke: Why would I know? I’m not there

 

Rani: -_-

 

Luke: I don’t know 

Luke: Just ask him

 

Rani: Ugh, fine.

Rani: Hate u both.

Rani: Not really plz come home soon we miss u :(

 

Luke: :(

Luke: Soon!

 


 

 

Clyde: R u in class?????????

 

Luke: No why

Luke: How was the funeral? Is Mum ok?

 

Incoming call: Clyde Langer

 


 

 

Rani: Fair warning, you’re about to get a skype from Mr Smith

Rani: Mostly so Clyde can scream himself hoarse singing Happy Birthday

 

Luke: Oh gosh. Thanks for the warning

Luke: Stall them 5 mins? I’m in the library

 

Rani: Of course!

Rani: Anything for the bday boy :D LOL

 

Rani: Stalling them is not working. Run, Luke. Run fast.

 

Luke: OK!!!

 


 

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Check this out!

Luke,

Thought you’d find this article interesting, lol. How’s things?

https://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2010/09/16/the-truth-behind-ufo-sightings-and-the-us-air-force  

With love,

Maria

 

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Re: Check this out!

Maria-

Interesting article! Think there's any truth to it? LOL. Things are good! I’m pretty sure Mum’s counting down the days until Xmas holidays, haha. How have you been?

-Luke

 


 

 

Clyde: Rani being crazy again!

 

Luke: Okay

Luke: I am an hour away how am I supposed to fix this

 

Clyde: IDK just keeping u updated man

 

Luke: Okay

 

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Luke: Did you and Clyde fight

 

Rani: ???/

Rani: No

Rani: Why did he say something to u???

Rani: What did he say

 

Rani: Luke

 

Rani: Luke WTF

Rani: Luke

 

Luke: What

 

Rani: What did Clyde say to u?

 

Luke: Nothing

 

Rani: -_-

 


 

 

1 new voice message from: Clyde Langer

“Luke? Hey, it's Clyde. There’s something really weird going on here. Rani got into Sarah Jane’s head about some stupid holiday, and now we don’t know where she’s gone! She’s just up and left! I don’t know if she’s told you anything but, Luke, you’ve got to get this message. You’ve got to help.”

 


 

 

Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith

 

Luke: I finally have the dates of all my exams! I’m going to leave here on the 15th for Xmas holidays!

 

Rani: Awesome! Clyde’s reading over my shoulder, he’s also excited

 

Clyde: Lies. Slander, Defamation. We don’t miss u at all. Luke who

 

Luke: Ha ha

 

Rani: Have you told Sarah Jane?

 

Luke: Yeah, just talked to her! I’m home until the 10th of January then, by the way

 

Rani: :D

Rani: Clyde’s now having a panic becuz he hasn’t bought anyone presents yet

 

Luke: It’s still November! He’s got time

 


 

 

Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith

 

Luke: Hhhehehhhjdssjdjdssj

 

Clyde: ???

 

Luke: Immsnddshbtruuewte

 

Rani: It is 3AM stop texting me.

 

Clyde: It’s friday keep your pants on

 

Luke: DHjhdswuuwerye bcxbcxxvnc

 

Rani: Saturday now technically please shut the fuck up

 

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Clyde: Is Luke having a stroke

 

Rani: Leave me alone.

 

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Rani: Was Luke having a stroke last night??

 

Clyde: How should I know

Clyde: He stopped texting me back at around 3:30

 

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Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith

 

Rani: Luke did you have a stroke?

 

Clyde: R u ok

 

Luke: Im okay

 


 

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: School

Luke-

Can you read over this chemistry paper for me? Thanks

-Rani <3

[pdf attached]

 

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Rani: Did u have Luke read your paper

 

Clyde: No

 

Rani: Oh I did

 

Clyde: WTF

Clyde: And u didnt send him mine 2

 

Rani: Srry

 

Clyde: Traitor

 

Clyde: Look at mine B4 class ?

 

Rani: Sure

 

Clyde: Thnx

 


 

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Meteor Shower

Mum,

BBC article about that ‘meteor’ last week. Nice one, Mr Smith.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-11954932

 

-Luke

 


 

Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith

 

Luke: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rani: !!?

 

Clyde: Wut

 

Luke: On my way home!

 

Rani: Can’t wait!!! 

 

Clyde: Come break us out of class when u get here

 

Luke: :)

 

Clyde: Is that a yes

 

Luke: No D: You guys can come over after class though for tea though :D :)

 

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Clyde: Why did u show him emoticons

 

Rani: IDK

 

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Luke: When can you guys come over :(

 

Rani: After school!

Rani: After Friday we’re done for xmas hols!

 

Luke: Ok :(

 


 

 

Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith

 

Luke: Back at Uni. Sanjay says hi :]

 

Rani: Hiya!

Rani: Clyde says hi 2 he’s drawing RN

 

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Clyde: Tell K9 I miss him already

 

Luke: Haha

 


 

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: SOS

Luke-

Your mother is getting NASA probe trigger happy again. Save our souls. Call her.

 

-Rani

 

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Re: SOS

Rani-

Gotcha. I’ll call her after my socio lecture tonight. How’s things otherwise?

 

-Luke






Notes:

find me on tumblr @thehangerson to chat abt these silly guys

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