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From: [email protected]
Subject: HELP!!!
Luke-
Your mum’s losing her mind over these ‘hauntings’ in Isleworth. Plz call her, before she strangles Clyde.
Miss you! How’s school?
-Rani <3
From: [email protected]
Re: HELP!!!
Rani-
I’ll call her today after my lecture, she’s told me some about the Isleworth stuff, sounds awful. Miss you too, school’s good! I’ll be home soon for winter holidays, don’t let Mum strangle Clyde before then, haha.
-Luke
From: [email protected]
Subject: hdshfuduvfbuhfv
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Clyde-
???
-Luke
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Re: hdshfuduvfbuhfv
Its a picture of Rani
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Re: hdshfuduvfbuhfv
Clyde-
Why are you sending it to me?
-Luke
From: [email protected]
Re: hdshfuduvfbuhfv
Dunno. Bored. Its a funny picture
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Clyde-
She’s just flipping you off, Clyde.
-Luke
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Re: hdshfuduvfbuhfv
Yeah!
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Clyde-
I’m shutting off my computer, just text me if you want to chat. :)
-Luke
Rani: Clyde is being mopey what happened
Luke: Why would I know? I’m not there
Rani: -_-
Luke: I don’t know
Luke: Just ask him
Rani: Ugh, fine.
Rani: Hate u both.
Rani: Not really plz come home soon we miss u :(
Luke: :(
Luke: Soon!
Clyde: R u in class?????????
Luke: No why
Luke: How was the funeral? Is Mum ok?
Incoming call: Clyde Langer
Rani: Fair warning, you’re about to get a skype from Mr Smith
Rani: Mostly so Clyde can scream himself hoarse singing Happy Birthday
Luke: Oh gosh. Thanks for the warning
Luke: Stall them 5 mins? I’m in the library
Rani: Of course!
Rani: Anything for the bday boy :D LOL
Rani: Stalling them is not working. Run, Luke. Run fast.
Luke: OK!!!
From: [email protected]
Subject: Check this out!
Luke,
Thought you’d find this article interesting, lol. How’s things?
With love,
Maria
From: [email protected]
Re: Check this out!
Maria-
Interesting article! Think there's any truth to it? LOL. Things are good! I’m pretty sure Mum’s counting down the days until Xmas holidays, haha. How have you been?
-Luke
Clyde: Rani being crazy again!
Luke: Okay
Luke: I am an hour away how am I supposed to fix this
Clyde: IDK just keeping u updated man
Luke: Okay
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Luke: Did you and Clyde fight
Rani: ???/
Rani: No
Rani: Why did he say something to u???
Rani: What did he say
Rani: Luke
Rani: Luke WTF
Rani: Luke
Luke: What
Rani: What did Clyde say to u?
Luke: Nothing
Rani: -_-
1 new voice message from: Clyde Langer
“Luke? Hey, it's Clyde. There’s something really weird going on here. Rani got into Sarah Jane’s head about some stupid holiday, and now we don’t know where she’s gone! She’s just up and left! I don’t know if she’s told you anything but, Luke, you’ve got to get this message. You’ve got to help.”
Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith
Luke: I finally have the dates of all my exams! I’m going to leave here on the 15th for Xmas holidays!
Rani: Awesome! Clyde’s reading over my shoulder, he’s also excited
Clyde: Lies. Slander, Defamation. We don’t miss u at all. Luke who
Luke: Ha ha
Rani: Have you told Sarah Jane?
Luke: Yeah, just talked to her! I’m home until the 10th of January then, by the way
Rani: :D
Rani: Clyde’s now having a panic becuz he hasn’t bought anyone presents yet
Luke: It’s still November! He’s got time
Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith
Luke: Hhhehehhhjdssjdjdssj
Clyde: ???
Luke: Immsnddshbtruuewte
Rani: It is 3AM stop texting me.
Clyde: It’s friday keep your pants on
Luke: DHjhdswuuwerye bcxbcxxvnc
Rani: Saturday now technically please shut the fuck up
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Clyde: Is Luke having a stroke
Rani: Leave me alone.
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Rani: Was Luke having a stroke last night??
Clyde: How should I know
Clyde: He stopped texting me back at around 3:30
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Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith
Rani: Luke did you have a stroke?
Clyde: R u ok
Luke: Im okay
From: [email protected]
Subject: School
Luke-
Can you read over this chemistry paper for me? Thanks
-Rani <3
[pdf attached]
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Rani: Did u have Luke read your paper
Clyde: No
Rani: Oh I did
Clyde: WTF
Clyde: And u didnt send him mine 2
Rani: Srry
Clyde: Traitor
Clyde: Look at mine B4 class ?
Rani: Sure
Clyde: Thnx
From: [email protected]
Subject: Meteor Shower
Mum,
BBC article about that ‘meteor’ last week. Nice one, Mr Smith.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-11954932
-Luke
Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith
Luke: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rani: !!?
Clyde: Wut
Luke: On my way home!
Rani: Can’t wait!!!
Clyde: Come break us out of class when u get here
Luke: :)
Clyde: Is that a yes
Luke: No D: You guys can come over after class though for tea though :D :)
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Clyde: Why did u show him emoticons
Rani: IDK
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Luke: When can you guys come over :(
Rani: After school!
Rani: After Friday we’re done for xmas hols!
Luke: Ok :(
Group Message: Clyde Langer, Rani Chandra, Luke Smith
Luke: Back at Uni. Sanjay says hi :]
Rani: Hiya!
Rani: Clyde says hi 2 he’s drawing RN
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Clyde: Tell K9 I miss him already
Luke: Haha
From: [email protected]
Subject: SOS
Luke-
Your mother is getting NASA probe trigger happy again. Save our souls. Call her.
-Rani
From: [email protected]
Re: SOS
Rani-
Gotcha. I’ll call her after my socio lecture tonight. How’s things otherwise?
-Luke