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Renaming ‘?’ contact to ‘Keith (from the mall)’
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Renaming ‘ ¿ ’ contact to ‘Lance (cute girl’s twin brother)’
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Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): do you have a mullet?
Keith (from the mall): ???
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): Rachel said you have a mullet
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): i need to know if you have a wallet
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): *mullet
Keith (from the mall): ig technically it’s a mullet
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): alright
Keith (from the mall): what
Keith (from the mall): do you have something against mullets?
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): yes, actually
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): I have never met a single person that has been able to pull off a mullet.
Keith (from the mall): ouch. You haven’t even seen me yet.
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): hey hey hey hold up
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): rachel’s never been wrong about a guy before
Keith (from the mall): so your sister sold you on me?
Keith (from the mall): what did she say?
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): she said, word for word, “He’s totally your type and he’s clearly gay.”
Keith (from the mall): lmao am I that obvious???
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): she says yeah lol
Keith (from the mall): what about you though?
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): wydm?
Keith (from the mall): well you know that I’m apparently your type, very obviously gay, and have a mullet
Keith (from the mall): i dont know anything about you
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): other than I’m pretty and i have a twin sister who started this whole thing
Lance (cute girl’s twin brother): my favorite color is blue 🤷
Keith (from the mall): mine’s red