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Asking the sexgod where are his favourite guitarists might cause an aneurysm to your Sugar Daddy, who wasn't ready for all this. by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band), One Direction (Band)
26 Aug 2015
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Calum: WHA THE FUCK HAPPENS TO RUDE PEOPLE I WANNA FUCKING KNOW!!!!
Zayn: i am laughing
Louis: Luke why didn´t you sell Calum he's way more annoying then Mikey
Ash: he wanted to buy Mikey, not to sell him
Mikey: we tried to sell Calum few weeks ago but noone bought him
Calum: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT ME DRUNK, TOOK A PHOTO OF MY BOOMERANG, DREW A FACE ON IT, NAMED IT DEEZ NUTS AND HUNG IT ON THE BOARD WITH MISSING PEOPLE IN THE LA POLICE STATION
Mikey: and now it runs for presidental cabinet in the US.
Zayn: iconic.
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