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Class 1-A: Shinsou, Izuku, Jirou, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Floaty, Tsu, Pinky, Invisible girl, Tail, Shoji, Sato, Momo, Sparkles, Tenya, Electric Man, The Rock, Spiderman, Koda, Emo Bird, and Shoto Todoroki.
6:00 am
Pinky: lmk why sero is plunging a toilet
Electric Man: BRO SHUSH
Tenya: I thought I told him to take care of that yesterday.
Pinky: UR GOOD IT FLUSHED!
Tenya: Good
Spiderman: im giving up being a hero. going into plumbing
Jirou: and he already has an ego.
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Class 1-A: Shinsou, Izuku, Jirou, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Floaty, Tsu, Pinky, Invisible girl, Tail, Shoji, Sato, Momo, Sparkles, Tenya, Electric Man, The Rock, Spiderman, Koda, Emo Bird, and Shoto Todoroki.
3:00 pm
Electric Man: bruh where is my man
Shinsou: ???
Electric Man: MY MAN
Shinsou: DENKI.
Electric Man: ur the one that responded when i asked where my man was…
Spiderman: gay as hell
Shoto Todoroki: ??? We went out on a date???
Spiderman: yet u still havent asked me to be your boyfriend.
Shoto Todoroki: I need it to be perfect. Speaking of, what’s your favorite flower?
Spiderman: ur perfect
Shoto Todoroki: ?
The Rock: Ugh, a love like yours <3
Pinky: you have opportunities, Eijirou Kirishima.
The Rock: FULL NAME WHAT
Momo: Jirou where are you
Jirou: on my way honey bunches
Pinky: and yall aint dating???
Jirou: no? why would you think that
Pinky: bye
Floaty: hi guys!!
Tsu: hi ochako!!!!
Floaty: HI TSU
Tsu: u looked cute today
Floaty: what
Tsu: oh im running away goodbye
Floaty: HUH
Electric Man: BYEEEE
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HELP ME NOW: Katsuki, Tsu, and Izuku
3:15 pm
Tsu: IM DONE GOODBYE THAT WENT HORRIBLY
Izuku: YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE HER TIME TO PROCESS
Katsuki: You need genuine help
Tsu: BRUH STFU
Katsuki: You dumbass. I’m adding people who can help you.
Tsu: i dont want them to know i like her
Katsuki: It shows.
Katsuki added Jirou, Mina, and Denki
Tsu: denki really
Izuku: No to be fair he may be dense as hell and in a confusing relationship right now but he can flirt without even thinking about it
Mina: what is this
Izuku: Tsu needs help with her crush on ochako
Mina: FINALLY
Jirou: YAYAYAYA
Denki: he is right, i’m amazing at flirting. i barely realize when i do it!
Tsu: lower ur ego.
Katsuki: You aren’t amazing at flirting you are just a dumbass
Denki: WHAT
Mina: ok fr girl u need help bad. calling her cute was fine but SAYING U WERE RUNNING AWAY WHEN SHE SAID WHAT LITERALLY RUINED U
Denki: -50000 aura
Jirou: oh my god shut the fuck up
Denki: :(
Tsu: i didnt know what else to do
Jirou: girl…
Tsu: IIM FEAKING OUT MAN
Mina: how tf r u freaking out ur the boldest person i know
Tsu: yeah w people i dont like but i LIKE HER i like her oh my hod i like her
Denki: someone’s going insane
Tsu: FUCK HELP ME
Denki: honestly just ready this is what u do so basically u gotta be sly with it THEN WHEN SHE GETS CONFUSED ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED works everytime
Jirou: IS THAT WHAT U DO W SHINSOU
Denki: yes. he loves it!!!
Tsu: ill try man
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Class 1-A: Shinsou, Izuku, Jirou, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Floaty, Tsu, Pinky, Invisible girl, Tail, Shoji, Sato, Momo, Sparkles, Tenya, Electric Man, The Rock, Spiderman, Koda, Emo Bird, and Shoto Todoroki.
3:30 pm
Tsu: hey guys
Floaty: HEY what were u talking ab earlier
Tsu: wdym??? can i not call people cute
Floaty: YOU CAN U JUST HAVE NEVER CALLED ME IT
Tsu: anytime is a great time to start
Floaty: OH OKAIU
Floaty is offline
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HELP ME NOW: Katsuki, Tsu, Izuku, Jirou, Mina, and Denki
3:45 pm
Tsu: did it work
Denki: IT WORKED I FELT IT IN MY SOUL
Mina: someone is LEARNING
Izuku: And the crowd cheers
Jirou: “anytime is a great time to start” we all cheer!!!
Katsuki:
Oh my God