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Instead of being lowered into lava, Luigi finds himself attending a very strange wedding. Bowser, King of the Koopas, knows less about human weddings than he thought. Luigi ends up consulting on a project: helping Bowser write his vows.
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Bowser continues gaining on him, and Luigi scrunches his eyes shut, holding up a hand to try and block whatever horrible thing is about to happen to him. "There's no romance, man, you know there isn't! You need romance!"
"And? What else do I 'need,' human?!"
"To promise to cherish her! To make her feel special! You need a speechwriter who isn't about to pee his pants!"
"WELL I DON'T HAVE ONE," roars Bowser.
"PLEASE DON'T EAT ME," screams Luigi.
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