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Prompt for ChatGPT Write a 2,000 word story about Sidon from the Zelda series that falls in love with Waluigi from the Mario series. Words should include "water, waterfall, camping, hugs, hearts, love, wet noodle, ducks, broken glass, evil cats, panic, gay panic, reverse gay panic, allergic to red vegetables, world peace, vitamin D3, strange chickens, remote control robot dinosaur, and kisses." End the story with a kiss
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Sidon was always fascinated by the world above water. He often found himself swimming to the surface, poking his head out of the water and observing the people walking by. He had heard stories of the legendary hero, Link, and his quest to save the land of Hyrule from evil. Sidon admired Link"s bravery and heroism, but he never imagined that he would be drawn to someone from another world entirely.
One day, while exploring the waters near a waterfall, Sidon spotted a figure standing at the edge of the water. It was Waluigi, the lanky, purple-clad character from the Mario series. Sidon was mesmerized by the sight of Waluigi, and he swam closer to get a better look.
Waluigi turned and saw Sidon, and at first, he was startled by the Zora. But as he looked into Sidon"s eyes, he saw something that he had never seen before. He saw love, warmth, and kindness, and his heart swelled with emotion.
Sidon and Waluigi began spending time together, camping on the shore, and hugging each other. They fell in love quickly, and their hearts were filled with joy and happiness.
However, their love was not without its challenges. Sidon"s friends, the ducks who lived in the nearby pond, were wary of Waluigi and would often quack loudly whenever he was around. Waluigi tried to befriend the ducks, but they were too afraid of him.
Furthermore, one day, while they were camping, Sidon accidentally stepped on a piece of broken glass, and Waluigi panicked. He didn"t know how to help Sidon and felt helpless. But Sidon reassured him and reminded him that he was still strong and that they could face any challenge together.
Their love was put to the test when an evil group of cats tried to attack them. Sidon and Waluigi were able to fend them off using their quick reflexes and intelligence. However, the experience left them both feeling panicked, and they clung to each other for dear life.
Despite all the obstacles they faced, Sidon and Waluigi were determined to be together. They laughed together, cried together, and even experienced gay panic together. But they also experienced the joys of reverse gay panic when they realized that their love was pure and genuine.
Sidon had a strange allergy to red vegetables, which Waluigi found amusing. He would often tease Sidon by pretending to offer him a red pepper, and Sidon would playfully chase him around.
Their love also extended beyond themselves and into the world around them. They were passionate about world peace and would often talk about ways they could make a difference in the world. They also made sure to get enough Vitamin D3 by spending time in the sun together.
One day, while they were swimming, they came across a group of strange chickens. The chickens were unlike any they had seen before, with rainbow-colored feathers and metallic beaks. Sidon and Waluigi were amazed by the sight and spent hours observing the chickens and trying to figure out their secrets.
As their love grew deeper, Sidon surprised Waluigi with a remote control robot dinosaur as a gift. Waluigi was thrilled and spent hours playing with the toy, making it dance and roar.
And then, one day, after they had been together for many months, Sidon and Waluigi shared their first kiss. It was a tender moment, and they felt their hearts beating as one.
From that day forward, Sidon and Waluigi continued to love each other with all their hearts. They swam together, explored the underwater world, and enjoyed the company of their strange chicken friends. They knew that they would face challenges
~~~~Written by me~~~~~~~~~
One of those challenges was Sidon’s insurmountable sex drive. It was the time of his heat. The prince could not handle being around his partner Waluigi because the sight of that jiggly dump truck ass had him stiffer than a rock. Every “Wa!” that came out under that mustache had the prince melting. Goddess, he couldn’t take much more of this.
It was the moment that Waluigi was bent over, picking up a speck of dust that just so happened to fall on the ground, that Sidon made his move.
Proud and erect, Sidon showed his partner everything that he is. “Waluigi. I am so ashamed. We waited months for our first kiss, a completely normal thing for a couple who are friends with strange chickens. But I must confess, my heat is clouding my mind. Every time I look at that jiggle pudding pancake that is your ass, I get so hard! I need you. I need that hot, stick steak of your dick inside me! I humbly ask you to pound my ass so hard that I pass out into the future, meet our children, and wake up in this time.”
Waluigi didn’t know what to say. He has had fantasies of pounding Sidon’s ass so hard that he passes out into the future, meets their children, and wakes up in this time. But to hear him actually say it? Unbelievable! “Wa!” he cried.
(Translation note: “Wa” means yes)
Waluigi pulled down his purple pants to show off his mighty meat of a penis. “Wa!” he cried once more.
Oh, Prince Sidon loved this side of him. Being ordered around got the man so hot. “Of course…. I shall comply with your demand.”
Once that thick hunk of meat was shoved all the way to the hilt, the Prince screamed in pure ecstasy. “Oh my dear Waluigi! Your hot, thick, juicy, wonderful, ramrod, nice, fine, hot, wait I said hot already….oh Goddess yessssssss!”
Sidon was mad with lust. But Waluigi was even more into it. The Wa of Luigi had been dreaming of the moment where he could butter the prince’s cakes has finally come. “Wa!!!!” he cried.
And, oh, the sounds that came out of the prince’s mouth could be recited as poetry. “Fuck me in the ass!” “Cakes for days, come get it!” “Jiggle, jiggle, here comes the hole!”
It wasn’t long before the beautiful Waluigi filled up his partner with his sticky, purple cum. He was not a normal man, oh no. This man could give the prince everything he could ever need. White cum? Ha! Inferior to the majesty that is purple cum.
And Sidon loved it. He never imagined that the color of one’s fluids could make an experience so enjoyable. Especially since he couldn’t see it at all, for his eyes were rolled into the back of his head.
Then they got married or something…
Happy April Fools Day everyone!