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Ranboo's Guide to Getting Adopted by Sea Monsters

Chapter 17: An Empty Abyss

Summary:

Ranboo wakes up to [REDACTED]

(Spoilers right below this for a tw, glitched out so you don't read by accident:

Ḭ̷̈́f̷͈͈̂̑ ̵̞̂t̵̺͋h̴͎́ẽ̵̱̘̿ ̵̩̀̕ḭ̷̬́d̴̨̅͑ë̶̼́͊a̸̗͂͆ ̵̺̰̔͋o̸̘̻͠f̶̼͉́ ̵͉̠̊̊b̴͜͝ḙ̴̦͘i̷̺̬͌̃n̵͎͝͝g̴̡̽ ̴̩͛̒ś̴̮̦u̷̢̥̽b̴̰̑͆m̵̗͒̑e̸̞̳̓̇ṟ̸͇̾̈́g̵͓̗̍̚e̶̞͝ḋ̴͉̀ ̶̬́͜ì̸̡n̸̙̆ ̶̘̰̉͛ẉ̴͝ȁ̴̟̻t̶̮͋͘e̶̺̠̐́r̴͉͇̿̄ ̸̮͕͆͠s̶̠͒͌ẗ̴̰̬́r̸̦̫̈́e̷͓͝s̶͎̋s̵͎̩̎̌e̷͎͓̊s̶̗̓ ̷̢̑ỳ̵͕̌ô̵̰͖u̷̖̞̔ ̷̰̘͗ǫ̸͖̍u̶̙̎̓t̷͖̃,̷̦͇̽ ̵̼̹͒̋I̶̥͗'̸̥͗d̷̝͊͘ ̴̩̳̆̚s̶̪̑́ǘ̷̡g̷̼͋̀g̷̞̰̍̏è̴͓̥s̴͓͍͗t̸͉̬͐ ̴͇̹̉s̶͓̅̕k̴̺̈́ȋ̴̜p̴̧̩̍p̸̦̮̀̈́į̴͓̈́n̷͓͉̈́g̸̨̜̍ ̸͈͘̕͜t̷̪̉h̸̡͚̿͝i̷̙͔͋͝s̷͉̅͆ ̴͈̭̄͂c̶̣̤̒̽h̶̹̃͋ǎ̴͖̹̃p̵̛͓̔t̷̫̖͠e̵̳̓͂r̴̹͌͗ o7)

Notes:

Guys. Guys please. It's been literally 10 months, why does this keep getting hits and kudos and comments and stuff. We've hit 300 kudos. 7.3k hits. It has been radio silence out of me for 300 days. W h a t h a p p e n e d.

Like, don't get me wrong, immensely appreciated, I'm just wondering how you people are even finding this fic if it's not getting updates :sob:

Anyhow, I'm fucking back. Maybe I'll beat my record next time and it'll take an entire year for a new chapter, but like I said, I'm not giving up on this, even if it takes me a decade to finish.

Anyhow, I'm glad to see you all again, and for this great occasion, I'd like to sell out again (I know, I know, very original bit) and show off my more-developed and well thought-out baby that is To Wish Upon a Falling Star, which I will rant about in the end notes, be warned.

Anyway, to those of you who don't really care or just want to read the fic you've been waiting 10 months for, please enjoy \o/

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ranboo woke up to a dull ache throughout his body, his brain feeling like it was pulsing out of his own skull and his eyes refusing to open, as if they were welded shut somehow. 

 

After spending an appropriate amount of time in a continuous panic attack after getting moved around during their sleep and waking up in some unknown location his eyes wouldn’t even allow him to see, Ranboo managed to calm himself down by focusing on his own breathing and the few things he was able to feel.

 

Five things he could see was the first step. Right.

 

“Cooperate, please,” he thought, desperate.

 

Forcing his eyes open, Ranboo was greeted by the sight of… nothing? His eyes hurted a bit when coming in contact with the air, for whatever reason, but that thought was quickly thrown aside as Ranboo realized he was standing in what essentially looked to be an endless void of tar-colored space. Fantastic.

Ranboo promptly closed his eyes once more, nothing that the only two things he could see were his own body and the cold, lifeless space surrounding him.

 

Four things he could touch, should be easy enough.

 

Ranboo, still not seeing a thing (although willingly this time), passing his hand through his hair, noting the strangely familiar yet unusual texture it had, before following with his arm, chest and leg.

 

Three things he could hear. Ranboo’s ears must’ve gotten hurt while he was getting moved, because it felt as if any and all noise reaching his ears was somehow muffled. Still, he could easily identify the sound of his own breathing, not spending too much thought on why it felt so strange, that of footsteps nearby as well as… a voice? 

 

Ranboo could hear a feminine-sounding voice coming from somewhere near him, but he couldn’t see anyone nearby in the dark space. That thought was terrifying, to the point Ranboo opted to simply ignore it in favor of continuing the calm down, if only not to go spiraling once more and having to do all of this again.

 

Two things he could smell. A simple-enough task, ignoring the fact that the air he was breathing in still felt really strange. 

 

Ranboo managed to smell himself, of course. His showers on that beach, few and far between, were only ever taken in salt water, so the smell had almost fused with his body at this point. The added smell of blood and various other bodily elements that should ideally stay inside his body were also present (he ignored the nagging thought at the back of his head about the other presence potentially inhabiting this not-so-empty abyss of black). 

 

Thinking about that other presence, Ranboo swore he could actually smell it from afar. Confusing, since he’d never had an especially strong sense of smell, but he’d take it if it helped him calm down. A part of Ranboo’s brain told him the other presence also smelled like salt water, but a strange instinctual thought also made itself known, planting an idea in Ranboo’s head about how the person smelled a little like Techno. As if they’d both met each other at some point.

Strange.

Now, as for the last step. One thing he could taste.

 

It was usually a more difficult one to answer, seeing as he rarely had any sort of food or drink in his mouth during his panic attacks, but it was surprisingly easy to identify the salty water in his mouth and to swallow it down.

 

The… salty water in his mouth. A mouth which he’s pretty sure he’s opened at least a few times while being stuck in this abyss, meaning the water would’ve fallen out.

 

Ranboo, very quickly beginning to stress himself out once more, opened his mouth once more, only for it to immediately fill with more water.

 

The “black abyss” was never a “black abyss”, it was just water in a dark room.

Water, which he was deathly afraid of.

Water, in which he was almost certain another creature was.

 

Those two thoughts instantly took over Ranboo’s entire brain as he suddenly cut his breathing short and began holding any somehow-remaining oxygen in for as long as possible, desperately trying to swim above (where even was above?) in hopes of escaping.

 

Escaping the water? The creature inside said water? Both? Great questions, ones to which Ranboo’s brain didn’t have enough oxygen to answer. His panicked kicking with his legs and sporadic arm movements surely didn’t help, as they were both seemingly not making him move and making him lose vital oxygen.

 

Oxygen he couldn’t replenish in water. 

 

Water he couldn’t escape.

 

 

 

Ranboo, realizing the futility of his actions, decided it wasn’t worth it to keep trying. 

 

If he was to die anyway, why spend his last moments panicking? It’d be much more pleasant to go out while relaxed, and hey, maybe his meat would be more tender for whatever monster lurked in these depths to devour if he died without all of his muscles being as tensed up as could be.

 

With one last sigh, accepting his end, Ranboo let out all of the oxygen he had left in him, letting his lungs empty themselves for the final time.

 

 

Except that, for whatever stupid reason, his brain had decided he still needed to breathe, even if surrounded by water. Ranboo tried to fight the instinct, but it was a fruitless attempt, as his mouth felt like it had opened on its own and breathed in tons of water, signaling what Ranboo could only assume to be his painful end.

 

He instinctively choked and struggled to get the water out of him, but it was entirely impossible with no other empty space to deposit it into.

 

This wasn’t the end Ranboo had wanted.

 

He’d suffered throughout his whole life.

 

Lost his memories.

 

Been alone for years.

 

He’d… he had learnt to want to live again.

 

Meeting Techno, Tommy, talking on the phone with Phil…

 

He even thought Niki was pretty nice, from the few interactions between her and Tommy his mind could vaguely remember.

 

He’d never gotten to know about his past. 

 

He’d never even gotten to meet that friend Tommy talked about so much, but still refused to name. 

 

He’d lived a tragedy, in short. One that lacked the good ending he had hoped for all of these years.

 

…But did he really need it?

 

He’d met Techno, strong and secretly caring. Tommy, chaotic and energetic in the best of ways. He could imagine Phil, calm and collected but still up for causing chaos. 

 

He could even imagine Tommy’s friend. He had no clue what the other was like, but something within Ranboo told him they’d have both been great friends in return, as if they’d known each other forever.

 

“I… I’m sorry I’ll never return that crown to you, Te…”

 

His last thought trailed off as his vision went fully black for the last time.










…And he was still there. 

 

What?

 

He’d… he’d lost all air, had no more oxygen, felt like water was filling up his lungs, how wasn’t he…?

 

“W—Wait, but I… I’ve been standing here floating since I started to count… No, no, even before then, I was knocked out in here for who-knows-how-long!”

 

How was that… unless…

 

Could he…?

 

Trying out his theory, Ranboo took a (mental) deep breath in to prepare, before actually taking a deep breath in. He felt the water enter his mouth, pushing the water that had already been there from just then, when he thought he was drowning, and…

 

Nothing. 

 

In fact, better than nothing. His brain had apparently interpreted “breathing water” as “breathing oxygen”.

 

…And his body wouldn’t have just suddenly switched to needing to breathe water to survive, right?

 

“Did… Did that mean I could do this all along? A—And my brain just stopped me from trying?”

 

With nobody to answer his many questions, Ranboo sat there, questioning his entire existence, floating in a supposedly gigantic pool of water, likely of the sea kind.

 

What exactly had happened to him during his childhood? Was he just born this was? Had something been done to him to make him able to breathe water? Was he…

Was he even human ?

 

Before he could ponder on that last existential question, the feminine voice from earlier reappeared, although much closer this time. The creature looked just like how Techno and Tommy had described “Sirens”, somewhat like a mer but with sharper features, more spiky scales and a voice somehow sounding both beautiful and ominously terrifying at once.

 

Seeing Ranboo try (and fail) at swimming away, the creature stopped in its tracks, opting to speak instead.

 

“Hello, my child. There is no need to flee, I mean you no harm,” a pause, likely so that Ranboo could take in what the creature was saying, “My name is Kristen, queen of the fallen siren kingdom. May you please share your name?”


…Ranboo would need longer than just a short pause to take all of that in, he was sure.

Notes:

So, blast from the past to read this, mh? The dsmp fandom is slowly dying, and I'm honestly expecting this uploading to make stats go down a bit, but oh well, fanfics are about sharing stories foremost and being shocked when looking at the stats second ktivng

Anyhow, so much shit happened in 10 months (...duh), so here's a quick, context-less recap because that sounds funny to me.

-Started taking baby's first anti-cancer pills (I'm not dying and I don't have cancer, dw)
-I summoned an entire army of eldritch creatures to torture a child in a jail cell.
-I jumped in a municipal dumpster bin that was on fire and made quite a few friends in there
-Slowly but surely working on not being allergic to sappy shit/calling people I care about friend
-I just want to reiterate that last point: working on it, saying I care about them was painful to write /hj
-A series of mental breakdowns fixed with scotch tape, hopes and dreams
-Starting torturing Ranboo. And Tommy. And Purpled. And Quackity. And Tubbo. And Sam. And—

...Talking about torturing all of those, may I present to you... *drum rolls*

To Wish Upon a Falling Star!

Basically, timeloop au with Ranboo as the mc focusing on allium duo but with Purpled, Quackity and (eventually) Tubbo as important side characters. There's also "ghosts" that are actually the personified versions of someone's greatest, most intense wish, because what is angst without paranormal stuff to canonically and logically make it worse? (/hj)

Anyhow, if that sounds at all interesting to you, please hop over and take a look around! It's currently slightly less words than this fic has (at this point and time), sitting at 23k, but I update it weekly and I'm barely done with the "situation initiale" (idk the english term for that off the top of my sleep-deprived head), so it'll end up much longer jrtnhdbgf

Oooo, yeah, and it's got a bit of html coding thingy with different colored lines for pov switches, as well as secrets hidden every so often in chapters. They're little things that I know I'd go insane (/pos) over as a reader, so I added them to my fic \o/

Anyway, to the pleasure of seeing you guys some time soon and not in another 10 months, I hope you enjoyed and cya o7

(Oh, and sorry for making you think Ranboo was actually dead, in case it got you jrtnhdbgf

Notes:

Hullooooo

Anyway, I cope with the Technoblade situation by being in denial, so be warned that he will appear in this story a lot. If you're uncomfortable with that, I'm sorry to say that you'll have to find some other mid-grade dmsp mermaid fic to read :]

I have no consistent writing schedule, so I'll write to the whims of my motivation and procrastination for school work and stuff

I'm also sorry for any type of grammar/sentence structure mistake or plot hole, as I am not a native English speaker (ie, my truthful excuse for being blind) and I don't have any beta reader (ie, another truthful excuse for how sleep deprived I am to make the effort of reading back and thinking about what I wrote)

If you've enjoyed reading, kudos are always appreciated!

Anyway, cya