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“ Two heroes, rescuing me .” Rex leaned their cheek against Camille’s shoulder, then squeezed the unyielding surface of Chad’s bicep. “You both are so pretty , I mean, pretty awesome for saving me. Not that you’re not- not pretty. Like, if they had pointed one of those guns at me and said ‘are your rescuers pretty or ugly’ obviously I’d say you’re pretty. Both of you are stupid levels of attractive, that’s just a- an objective fact.” Chad was smiling as he made sure Rex didn’t hit their head getting into the car, and the villain’s face twisted in confusion. “Am I talking a lot?”
“You are.” Chad pressed a kiss to Rex’s forehead, then Camille’s cheek, once they were all in the car.
Rex nodded, moving so their legs were draped over Chad’s and they were leaning against Camille. “ Anyways -”
“Rex, darling, I believe they drugged you.” Camille smoothed out their collar with a few fingers. “Maybe you should sleep it off.”
“I can’t, I have a date with my boyfriend.” Rex grabbed Camille’s face and whispered, except at full volume. “My boyfriend is so hot , Camille, he’s like… ugh! You should see him.”
“I think I do.” She nodded towards Chad. “And I think he’ll understand when you ask for a raincheck on your date.”
Rex looked over at Chad, face breaking into a smile. “So fucking pretty. Ugh .”
Chad blushed a little, looking between Rex and Camille. “Yes, we’ll do the picnic another time. It’s sort of too late. What about pizza and a movie instead? I don’t particularly want to let either of you out of my sight tonight.”
Camille laughed, arm looping around Rex’s chest before she leaned in to kiss Chad. “I think that’s a great idea, Sweetheart.”
“Stop it, you’re killing me, I’m dying from attractiveness.”
“Okay,” Chad said to Rex, laughing, brushing a thumb along their cheek. “I didn’t think you could get more talkative, you don’t need to prove me wrong.