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Being in college is a stressful hassle for 8 Bit. There’s too much work to do in a day. Plus it doesn’t help that right after college classes she has to participate in tournaments with her team. There is practically no chance of having time for herself.
8 Bit has always been extremely invested of the idea of dating someone, or to be even more in detail, she also wants to be railed; deep and hard. She cannot control her horny needs. Alas, she unfortunately has no time for such things like that for reasons stated before. How could she keep a healthy relationship (or even have sex) when she barely has any time for herself?
She’s just a pitiful virgin anyway. Why would anyone want to be with a girl with no experience in the love realm? She’d just be such a bore.
Her best friend, Shady, has been with multiple people before in the past few years. He has plenty of love experience and he’s not even a virgin either! It makes 8 Bit jealous that she hasn’t experienced things like that yet, but she can’t blame him nor his past lovers. Shady is hot. He’s sexy. His eyes look like turquoise diamonds and if you were to ever make eye contact with him you’d be sucked into how mesmerizing and good looking he is.
That’s why today 8 Bit made a decision— A decision where she decided that she would be willing to give in to her horny needs and start hooking up with strangers to satisfy the burning feeling inside of her. She was tired of those sleepless nights after a long day of nonstop work, making her forced to be alone for the rest of the day in her dorm bedroom.
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‘If anything, at least I still have my friends.’
8 Bit sighed in disappointment as she sat in her desk, the pencil in her hand moving swiftly across her college homework. It was already getting late and she was only just now close to finishing her assignments.
There was a feeling of emptiness inside the petite inkling girl. Emptiness as in loneliness. Pure loneliness. She can’t remember the last time she has been in a relationship with someone. Back in high school perhaps? But even then, they never even kissed. She never had a first kiss up to this day.
8 Bit dropped her pencil and dug her face into her hands. She’s so pathetic that she’s 20 years old now, yet she hasn’t even gotten her first kiss yet! How embarrassing.
Just as she was about to pick back up her pencil, she heard a knock on her door. She looked at the clock. 8 PM. Who could be here so late? Oh! Maybe it’s the Splatzon package she ordered a few days ago.
Smiling now, she hopped out of her desk and bounded her way to the door. The feeling of emptiness was now replaced with excitement. ‘I’ve been waiting for this order all week.’
But when she opened the door she saw something that she was not expecting. Instead of a package, she saw her best friend, Shady, who was looming over her with his taller figure.
“Oh! Shady!” 8 Bit’s grin widened now. Even better! Her best friend is here. “I didn’t know you were coming over. You should’ve texted me.”
Shady smiled a small smile.
‘Gahh. He’s so cute.’
“Sorry, I was in a rush. I think one of your packages came to the wrong address..”
The tall inkling boy then pulled out a Splatzon package with her address on it. 8 Bit grinned happily as she took the package from him. “It’s here! Finally. Thank you Shady.”
Shady’s smiled widened seeing his best friend getting all giddy over a package like that. Back then when they were just 16, 8 Bit was a more stern and serious person, but now she is much more relaxed and calm. Nonetheless, he still loves her either way.
“Ah.. May I ask what you’ve ordered?” He asked. When he picked up the package it seemed very light, so he was a bit curious to see what she had gotten.
“Yeah, yeah, come on in,” she opened her door wider and stepped to the side to make room for Shady. “You’re not going to believe this.”
Shady tilted his head at her as he walked in. “Yes..?”
8 Bit eagerly ripped open the box to pull out some..
Very sexy lingerie.
Shady nearly choked. A slight blush peered on his face. He put a hand over his mouth. He never expected 8 Bit to buy such things. Is it for someone? Is she seeing people without him knowing? Why hasn’t she told him?
“I bought some lingerie to prepare myself for my perfect plan!”
“W-What plan?” He asked, stuttering since he was still a bit taken back.
“Oh yeah, I haven’t told you it yet! So you know how lately I’ve always been complaining to you about how sad, lonely and horny I am?”
“Uh.. Yes?”
“Well I’ve made up a solution for that! Starting this weekend I’m going to start finding some one night stands to satisfy my needs! Great idea, right?”
8 Bit looked so proud of herself as if she had just accomplished something great. Shady tried his best to smile without it looking off, but he just couldn’t. A weird feeling set into his stomach. “One night stands are dangerous though, 8 Bit. Who knows what those people could do to you.” He said in hopes of convincing her to change her mind.
8 Bit just laughed him off. “What? Don’t worry, Shady! I’ll be careful with who I hook up with! And besides, I will finally be able to stop pestering you with my complaining, right? So everything works out in the end here.”
Shady could only gulp. He had no say in her sex life. She was free to do as she please, but that won’t stop him from feeling protective of her. He just doesn’t want some weird stranger to do it to her. She should have her first with someone special. Someone important.
“Oh.. I guess so..”
The red inkling girl started to rip out the tags from the lingerie and waved it in front of his face. “So what do you think? Is this sexy enough to please?” She asked with a giddy smile. “I should try this on right now actually! You don’t mind, right? I mean you’ve seen me naked before! We used to take baths together when we were little.”
And before Shady could even respond, 8 Bit was already undressing herself in front of him. Shady held his breath as he covered his face with his hands. She’s fucking oblivious and dumb. They aren’t little anymore.
A few seconds later, Shady felt a tap on his arm.
“Shady, as my best friend and an expert of love experience, I need your honest opinion on how I look. So, open your eyes! Now!”
8 Bit grasped her hands tightly onto his wrists and tried to pull them off his eyes as best she could, but he did not budge once. “Shady stop! Don’t be a party pooper, you bitch!”
. . .
“Fine.” He finally said.
He retracted his hands from his face and slowly opened his eyes. There he saw 8 Bit, nearly half naked, wearing cute lingerie that complimented her style very much. Shady’s eyes couldn’t help but wander all over her small body. She’s so precious. He wishes he could just hold her close..- Wait what? No! They’re just best friends. Nothing more.
Though, to be honest, he can’t lie and say that he has never seen her in the way before. Shady has always thought 8 Bit was cute and pretty when they were younger, and she just became more and more attractive as she grew into her features.
He quickly tilted the brim of his hat down to cover his eyes and stared down at his lap, his face red and hot. “It’s.. cute.” He said barely above a whisper.
“What? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you.”
“I said that it suits you quite nicely-!”He sputtered quickly, all flustered now.
Though fortunately for him, 8 Bit thought nothing of his reaction. She just smiled. “I know right! I got it in my favorite color too; red!” She then twirled around in front of her mirror as she admired herself in her lingerie. The smile in her face was evident that she was very proud of her little ‘plan’ going accordingly.
Shady, not being able to take it anymore, began walking straight towards the door. “I-It’s quite late. I’m going to go..” and then he quickly ran out, slamming the door shut.
8 Bit shrugged her shoulders. “Typical Shady.”
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On a bright and early morning where the halls of the college crowded with busy students and were filled with the sounds of shuffled footsteps, 8 Bit was approached by a dear friend, Mitsuami.
“8 Bit!” The yellow inkling girl called as she ran up to catch up with the red inkling girl. “Wait-!”
8 Bit stopped in her tracks and turned her head to look back at her. “Hm?”
Mitsuami was holding a cute yellow binder with stickers in her arms. She opened it and took out a handcrafted envelope with lots of stickers, which she then gave to 8 Bit.
8 Bit looked at the cutely decorated envelope that was just handed to her. “What’s this?”
“Open it!” Mitsuami smiled.
8 Bit took off the heart sticker that sealed the flaps together and opened it up to pull out a birthday invitation card. She looked inside the contents of the card. It was decorated with stickers all over, complimenting the envelope’s style. She then read the handwritten words that were written inside the card. ‘You’ve just been invited to Mitsuami’s 20th birthday party!’ , which was then followed by the address of where the party was being held at.
Mitsuami flashed her a wide smile. “You’re invited to my birthday party! As you may know, I’m turning 20 this weekend and it’s honestly such a huge milestone for me. I hope you’re going to be able to make it!”
8 Bit smiled back at her. “I could never pass up such an important event for a friend! Hell yeah I will come!”
Knowing Mitsuami, she was one of the most popular students at their college. She knows for sure that Mitsuami invited about half of the college to her party.
’Maybe I will meet someone there that I could hook up with..’
“Sweet! I gotta go to my next class now, see ya!” And then she ran off.
“Oh right.. I’ve got to get to my next class too..” 8 Bit muttered to herself. She shoved the card back into Its envelope and then placed it into her bag, running to her next class.
Laboratory class. It’s something that you wouldn’t expect 8 Bit to be interested in due to her headstrong personality, but she actually finds joy in science.
Fortunately she made it to that class just in time. She let out heavy breaths as she scrambled to her seat, who was next to her good friend, Shellmet. The octoling girl looked at her with worried eyes. “8 Bit? You good?”
“Haah.. Yeah..” a droplet of sweat rolled down her face. “I’m fine!”
She dropped her bag and quickly took out her water bottle, chugging it down as if she was stranded in the desert or something. Once she was done drinking, she twisted the cap on with an exhausted sigh. “Did Mitsuami invite you to her birthday party too?”