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It had 20 million views in a week, melody decided to look at the comments and they are mostly begging tommy to talk more about the cobras and meet an interviewer. She decides to just make a video and answer all questions they have so they put a little clip on their media, and lucky the dream team put them in the description and now he has 9 million on all platforms.
They decide on just tiktok and youtube. “Hello everyone this is just a short little thing i'm going to do, i don't wanna do a interview right now so i'm just going to say the questions on the video i was in and on these i'm going to answer but only a few popular ones so if you don't get yours sorry!” she says and does not edit it and just posts it on both platforms.
After about 8 hours they check the shorts and sort them by popularity and start writing about 5-8 down and moving on to the next video. In the end he has 23 questions. (this is where both of us got dragged back to the depressed state and just did he/they and both names sometimes a she is thrown in but not that often sorry.) he put them in an order that is most reasonable and got set up with his camera.
He tweets that they decided to do it live and he had the cobras with him and will start in 20 minutes. Then they realized, the fucking snakes werent with him. So they went outside and went into the cage she has for the cobras and got them awake and onto them and went back inside. Melody checked the time about 18 minutes in, so he decided to trick the people and put the snakes around their legs and out of the frame of the camera.
Once they are settled and out of frame, Melody clicks the button ‘start streaming’. She puts on the waiting meme and waits about 3-5 minutes and turns on the camera not bothering to look at chat and just acts like they aren't yelling at them to let chat see the snakes and just waits for one to come into the frame when getting comfortable.
To his surprise techno is the first one to move and slithers around their shoulders and chat spams the snake's name. Next is Wilbur going to his middle and Phil just deciding to not move. “Hello everyone, i've never had this many people on stream before, well probably because i've only had about 20k followers in general and not many actually watched me stream and if they did they would know who is still my favorite fan that i have not met but let's not talk about that right now. "They say suddenly and a few of the people that did get a rank were spamming that they got the ticket of being here before the melody blew up and the person in question just chuckled.
“Well i have the questions here and they are in an order that i like so yes i've seen them i just wanna not repeat myself so i put them in a good order. '' They say holding up the paper with the black side to the camera so as to not spoil the questions.
“Okay so most of the popular ones I did first is asking about the type snake itself and that’s a bout a third or 7-8 questions and the next like 10 is about me and the rest is about me and the snakes relations like how long I have had them and stuff so I’ll just get started now then!” Jordan says (new name cause cat just wants too).
“How old are they?”
The oldest is Phil and the other 2 were born from the same mother at the same time so I don’t know which one is older so I call them twins. So in human years Phil is 16 and the twins are 6-7.
“Is techno dyed?”
Silly question but no that is his natural color you cannot dye a snake
“Who is the mother/mate?”
The mate of Phil and mother of the twins is a black cobra name kristan.
“Where did there names come from?”
Mello just chuckles at the realization of chat and moves on like the question didn’t exist.
(Idk other questions sooooo skip like 3 questions.)
“Next section is about me”
All preferred names?
Melody,mellohi,cat,Jordan, and tommy.
AFAB or AMAB?
AFAB thanks for asking and yes I bind safely.
Preferred clothing? Or style type?
Very cottage core and I love fancy shirts and sundresses. I’m litterly I’ve got a record player that was made in 2014
Fav animal that is common?
Oh fuck you, ya found the loophole I’m sorry cobras butttttttt hm, raccoons.
(Once again skip like 5 questions)
“Next is my relationship with the cobras”
When did you get them or first get them to trust you?
4 and a half years ago it was a slow process for me but fast for most. Animals naturally like me and to have them a half year for them to trust me was surprising.
Do you keep them in your home?
Yes I was allowed to take them home from my boss now I basically own them.
Do you guys cuddle a lot like all of them even Phil’s mate?
No, I rarely have Kristen around me cause she is very tired a lot which is common for a mother of 2 in cobra knowledge.
Sand in a bottle??
Yup Wilbur eats sand, and techno eats gravel. It’s weird.
This next one isn’t really a question but I’m answering to it anyway, user LVJY bitch yes a green and white striped bucket hat just like crow father.
To everyone in chat this was your official introduction to sbi cobra edition.
Wilbur soot, Technoblade, and philza Minecraft hit me up”
She finishes with a wink and I tilt up with a head and the screen goes black. With a tweet on twitter,
@Tommy or melody
@sbi meet up to make it official?
@wilbur soot
I’ve always wanted to pet a snake ;)
@technoblade
;)
@philza
;)