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CHAPTER 5
Rae-of-sunshine~
Hey JASPER! Jaz man! JAZZY POO!
StrangerDanger101~
What do I have to buy you for you to never call me that awful name again?
Rae-of-sunshine~
HAH! Fat chance.
NOW BACK ON TOPIC!
Did you know that some human bodies glow in the dark! Our eyes just can't detect it!
I bet I’m a human glofish!
StrangerDanger101~
You’re more of a dolphin.
Cute but mildly annoying
Rae-of-sunshine~
RUDE!
So about the Hag patrol.
Turns out someone reported them before I could!
One of our doctors turned in their behavior and now they are all on thin ice and being watched like a hawk.
I also got my sister's Bachelorette party and two extra days off as an apology!
StrangerDanger101~
I’m glad that’s taken care of. Thank the doctor for me.
My dad said something similar was happening here. The poor girl had no idea or he thinks she didn’t
What does this bachelorette party entail? You’re not doing anything crazy I hope.
Rae-of-sunshine~
Lots of strippers and russian roulette!
StrangerDanger101~
…..
Rae-of-sunshine~
Nah, my sister is basic.
No strippers. Not even a Magic Mike movie. Just a girls night in!
I voted for getting her sloshed and her giving her future groom a strip tease.
That got vetoed in two seconds. B was bright red!
StrangerDanger101~
We tried to get our brother to do something similar.
Emmet told him it’s tradition. It did not work. His birth family had very high morals.
Rae-of-sunshine~
Honestly I’d avoid more because eww sweaty men but to each their own.
Watching it in a movie is another thing though!
StrangerDanger101~
So how many times have you watched Magic Mike?
….
Rae?
Rae-of-sunshine~
I know not of what you speak.
Okay okay
Too many times >.>
StrangerDanger101~
Your face must be bright red right now.
Rae-of-sunshine~
I could totally put a tomato to shame.
So…
How many times have you watched Magic Mike?
…
Jasper?
StrangerDanger101~
He’s seen it five times! Don’t let him lie to you! ~Em
asdfASFAsdfcasdf@#!!!!
It was a dare!
My brothers are idiots.
Rae-of-sunshine~
OO Do tell!
I’m curious Jaz
Have you ever danced? YOU KNOW “danced”
And don’t be mean to Em! He keeps me entertained with his random juicy tidbits he gives me about you.
Jury is still out on your other brother.
StrangerDanger101~
Other brother is a prude and lives like he’s from the Victorian era. You’d hate him.
Emmett is a thorn on my side but I’d agree he’s fun to be around.
Rae-of-sunshine~
Stop stalling and tell me!@!@!@
You have danced!
StrangerDanger101~
It was a dare.
I was only allowed to keep my stetson, boots and underwear on.
Rae-of-sunshine~
Pics or it totally didn’t happen!
Come on don’t deprive your best phone friend!
Gimme Gimme Gimme
StrangerDanger101~
All photographic evidence was destroyed a day later
You’re out of luck
Rae-of-sunshine~
EVIL!
Teenage girls are weeping.
StrangerDanger101~
I play the world's smallest fiddle for ya.
Rae-of-sunshine~
MEANIE!
StrangerDanger101~
HAH!