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2023-02-21
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THE LAST PORKCHOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summary:

Jack the ripper was actully a vampire who could teleport around London to kill ladies and every murder since his first has actually been him but comited in a disgise – if the murderer is a woman itS him in a wig. If the merdrer is a child then he goes on his nees and puts shoos on his nees to look short.

What wil happen wen he meats the pig famili? DUN DUN DUN

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dont read this.......u will cry so hard bro i did wen i was riting it my hart is broken pls sed my love

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ONZE OPON AT IME.....

 

jack was climing the beenstork after merdering his sister jill. he laughed evily. "wahahahahaa=" he laughed evily 

 

he got to the top then saw an orgre. "oh no its an orgre" jack said. be bradished a nife at the orgre. the orgre screemed in agony as the nife was there. he died of death and jack wotched in evilishness. "wahahahahahah i killed a orgre" 

 

Eventualy, jack decided an orgre was not enuogh - bcuz little did u know jack is actually a vampire!!!!! and jack wanted blood

 

jack turned in to an bat an zoooomed thru the sky like a rockat misle. "is it a bird is it a plain no its a jack the ripper vampire bat" said the croud down below from wher he was flying. 

 

(surprise cameo) he flew over fireman sam and fireman sam said "omg its a bat" fireman sam was talking to wendy and vader who were on there honeymoon. Wendy smiled at jack and jack smiled back then jack landed with a whoof of air. then jack bradished a nife and slashed wendys throat. vader was breathing "poh poh poh" but his breathing became loud and mean when wendy dyed in the front of him blood gargling blood out of her throat. she died of death, like jacks victim b4 her............ b4 vader could xact his revenge jack turned into  abat and flew away at 60,000 mph.

 

this still wasnt enough for jack the ripper who was still a vampire and wanted more blood. oh no! bcuz then jack found a portal into the world of peppa pig. he saw a red car vrooming up the hill and he saw too pink pigys in it. the pigys were dady and mummy pig. for jack it was love at first site and he craved porkchop. 

 

he folowed the car home and capchured daddy pug as mummy pig was getting in to the house. "ahhhhhh" said daddy pig as he was catapulted into a muddy pudle and nearly drowned to death. "its ok" said jack as he grabed daddy and lifted him out the pudle. "omg ur so hot,,,daddy,,,," said jack as he took in the site of daddy pigs voluminos tummy and pink head. "thank u" said daddy pig 

 

then they had se. 

 

then daddy pig hurd mummy pig screaming in te kitchen one day when he was outside doing gardening. "coming mummy pig" he said then he hurd a nife noise

 

when daddy pig got into the kitchen he saw mummy pig dead on teh floor with blood on the floor as well as some cooking food that she was cooking  for food. george pig and peppa pig were in the lounge also dead on the sofa but they had no cooking food so daddy pig was sad abt it bcuz he was kinda hungry ngl. 

 

then jack came round the corner and saw daddy pig covred in blod

 

"did u do this" said daddy pig choking up wif tears

 

"ye" 

 

"ok" 

 

then they had sex..again.....but this time there was no denying it.....

 

daddy pig was the last porkchop 

 

THE ED