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"Milady, The laptop you wanted has arrived" The silver haired maid said towards to a young vampire with light blue hair slacking on the bed.
The Vampire opened her eyes and said "Thanks Sakuya, Put it on my desk" She points it at the desk.
The maid gently puts the laptop on the desk. The Vampire got up from her bed and walk towards to her desk and sat down. She presses the power button on the laptop. The screen started glowing, the logo appeared.
"So... Milady what are you planning using the laptop anyways?" The maid said. "I'm gonna search something off the internet" the vampire replied "Sakuya, Can you make me some Tea while I wait for this thing to go on?"
"Yes, Milady" The maid bowed down and disappeared(Using her timey wimey powers).
The Vampire looked at her laptop and saw that it's already opened. First thing she did was to go to the net and click the search bar. She smiles "I'm gonna search the internet about how much I, THE Remilia Scarlet, Decendant of Vlad Dracula Tepes, Great and Charismatic Vampire in Gensokyo!" She yelled. She crack her fingers and began typing.
She typed her name in the search bar *Remilia Scarlet* Then click search. Various of pages and pictures about her pop out on the screen. She smugs at her popularity. She click on the images and began to scrowl down all of her fanart of her being Cool and...Cute? "Hmph! I'm not cute!" Some of the fanart includes her with her sister Flandre or her maid Sakuya. She continues to scrowl down through the images.
She kept scrowling until she stumbled across a colorless image of her with a caption of her saying... "Hey Mister" She raised her eyebrow. Curious, She clicked the image's link and it takes her to a site of funny pictures of her and people she acquainted with such as Reimu and Marisa.
She looked at her "Hey Mister" picture yet again. Looked towards to it's comments. Some complimented the picture of how funny it is, Some put some laughing emojis, While some joke about it. One comment ask for the "Sauce" of the picture. "Sauce? As in like you dip in foods or They meant like Source?" Remilia thought. The comment has one reply. It says "Here's the sauce ;)" With a link attached to it. Remilia was curious about it so she clicked the link.
It takes her to a very inappropriate website... Remilia cringed at it. She looked through the ads and saw a bunch of animated girls doing... Things. Remilia cringed once again. She looked at the main image and saw herself naked. It appears it's a cover of a certain comic about her. It was Titled *A book about doing naughty things to mistress Remilia* Remilia twitch her eye. "Wha... What the hell is this?" She looked around at her surroundings to see if anyone was around her, She was alone in her room. She saw the read button and click it.
In the first page, it appears to be her and Flandre talking about...sex... "Aren't Me and Flan to young for tha- Oh wait, We're over 500 years old by now..." In the comic, Flandre talks about her experience about sex. Remilia in the comic was jealous about her. The scenery changes to a Man who appears to be wearing a yukata. The Remilia in the comic pulled the man's sleeve and asked the man to have... Remilia paled. She continued reading. The scene takes place between her and the man then......... "No, No, NO!, NOOOO! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!" Remilia thought herself. No in the hell way would she would do this in her life especially to a man she just met! This is sickening! This is depraved! Remilia shuts the laptop and starts having a mental breakdown.
Someone knocks at the door "Milady, I bought the tea you wanted" it was Sakuya.
"Come in..." The Vampire said.
The maid opened the door with a tray of a cup and a teapot. She looks at her mistress and saw her scared expression. "Milady, What's wrong?" She said in a worried manner.
The Vampire stood up and said nothing. She summons her gungnir and throws it to her laptop. The laptop now has a hole in it.
"M-Milady?" The maid said. The Vampire looked at her maid and started crying like a baby. She ran towards to Sakuya and hugs her. "WAAAAA!!! Sakuya the internet is scary!"