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Crapman: Ok Pip, here's what we have to do. Now since were gay we can do whatever we want
Richest killer: alrighty what are we going to do?
Crapman: We have to explode the whole building!
Crapman: trust me pip, it's gonna be kewl!!
Richest killer: bloo;y hell mate! This is sure going to be a blast!
Crapman: That's the spirit! Here take these bombs
Richest killer: oh, why thank you eric!
Pip and cartman went around the whole orphanage and placed a shit ton of bombs
Richest killer: ok and i just now detonated them :33
Crapman: ok were all se- WAIT WHATTT
Crapman: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SET IT OFF AS WERE IN THE FUCKING BUILDING?!!?!!!!????
Richest killer: huh, oh beca-
Alas pip could not finish his last gay sentence and instead was blown to smithereens along side cartman who did in fact die (he did not have epic cool remnant sadly)
THE END!!