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Chaos And Group Chats

Chapter 37: It Has Begun

Summary:

Oh no… Iida… What have you done?

Notes:

In “Class 1-A Group Chat”

Ashido Mina: Wicked Witch of the West (she/her)
Uraraka Ochaco: To Infinity and beyond! (She/her)
Kaminari Denki: Surprise Pikachu (he/him)
Kirishima Eijiro: Sexy Rock Man (he/him)

More to be added

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Thursday, 5:32 pm

 

Iida Tenya created a new group chat

 

Iida Tenya added 18 people

 

Iida Tenya changed the chat name to “Class 1-A Group Chat”

 

Iida Tenya

Hello everyone. I thought it would be a good idea to have a group chat to better communicate with each other and grow as a class.

 

Yaoyorozu Momo

That’s a great idea.

 

Kaminari Denki

Super cool man!

 

Aoyama Yuuga

I’m excited to ✨Dazzle✨ everyone with my amazing ✨Sparkle✨

 

Kirishima Eijirou

This is a super cool Idea bro!

 

Hagakure Tooru

I’m excited to get to know you all!

 

Uraraka Ochako

Same! I look forward to a difficult but hopefully fun year!

 

Sero Hanta

What she said!

 

Ojiro Mashirao

Yeah!

 

Kouta Kouji

It was nice to meet you all!

 

Ashido Mina

Cool idea man! Chat name needs to change and individual names. They’re kinda dry

 

Iida Tenya

This is for formal use only. There is no need for those changes. That is why only I have permissions

 

Bakugou Katsuki

Whatever this so fucking stupid

 

Ashido Mina

AHHHHHHHHH

WHAT IS THAT TRASH DOING IN HERE?!

GET THAT HORRIBLE NAME AWAY FROM MY EYES

@Midoriya Izuku

FIX THIS PLEASE!

 

Kirishima Eijiro

😂😂

 

Midoriya Izuku

What do you want from me?

I just got out of the hospital you witch

 

Bakugou Katsuki

DEKU YOU BITCH

 

Kaminari Denki

Woah! Isn’t that a greeting 😂

 

Midoriya Izuku

Good god

I see now

 

Kirishima Eijiro

Have your eyes been opened?

 

Bakugou Katsuki

HOW DARE YOU BEEN IN 1-A YOU QUIRKLESS BASTARD

 

Iida Tenya

This is not what the group chat was made for!

We must try and get along!

 

Midoriya Izuku

Indeed they have

This is horrible

out of the hospital and into this

what has my life come to

 

Kirishima Eijiro

You are such a dramatic person

 

Bakugou Katsuki

I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

 

Ashido Mina

He lives for drama

 

Midoriya Izuku

Not this drama though

Let’s change some things shall we?

 

Midoriya Izuku removed Bakugou Katsuki for the chat

 

Midoriya Izuku changed his name to “Take ass kick names”

 

Take ass kick names changed Ashido Mina’s name to “Wicked Witch of the chat”

 

Take ass kick names changed Kirishima Eijiro’s name to “Sexy rock man”

 

Wicked Witch of the Chat

That’s so much better

I can actually hear myself think without that insane pomeranian screaming of the time

 

Iida Tenya

While Bakugou behavior was more than not okay, this is not what this chat is supposed to be used for. Your names are not appropriate! You aren’t supposed to be able to do any of this.

 

Take ass kick names

ssssshhhhhhhh

I’m a hacker

 

Take ass kick names muted Iida Tenya for ten minutes

 

Take ass kick names

Everyone can change their names if they want

Bye

 

Kaminari Denki

Bro just left like he didn’t just bite the group chat by its neck, tear its jugular out, release it, then put a rainbow band-aide on it

 

Sero Hanta

That is a wild description but so accurate

 

Yaoyorozu Momo

Ashido, you know Midoriya. He mentioned only just getting out of the hospital. Is he well?

 

Wicked Witch of the Chat

He seems alright. There’s some pain, but other than that he’s okay.

 

Sexy rock man

From what I could tell this isn’t new for bakugou

hence the reaction

 

Wicked Witch of the Chat

Baku-bitch is getting expelled

 

Sexy rock man

100%

 

Take ass kick names

My dads and brother will beat his ass if they could

He’s probably getting sued. He’s 100% getting expelled. That was confirmed by principle Nedzu. So yeah

Anyway I’ll see you all monday. Hope your weekend goes well 🎠

 

Denki Kaminari

You are terrifying

Anyway

 

Danki Kaminari changed their name to “Surprise Pikachu”

 

Surprise Pikachu

Oh my gosh he wasn’t lying!!!

He is super scary! But cool!

Notes:

GUESS WHO FINALLY HAS A LAPTOP!!! THIS GUY!!!

Anyway

I would like help with 1-A gc names. I have Koda’s, Uraraka’s, Tsu’s, and Iida’s done. But I don’t really want to do everyone else. So go wild with their names.

Also, you could probably tell, but it has not yet been announced that Bakugou is getting expelled.

Memes!

 

Iida creating the gc: This is a perfect idea, nothing could go wrong.

Izuku: *snaps head up* Do I smell hope? *sniffs air* and is it hope for peace? No no no, this won’t do.

 

/\/\/\

 

Bakugou: Appears in gc

Mina: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?!??!???!????!!!!! GET IT AWAYYYYHYYHYYY!!!!!!!

 

/\/\/\

 

Mina: IZUKU!!! ATTACK!!!

Izuku: Die bitch

Bakugou: Gets deleted off the face of the internet

 

/\/\/\

 

Izuku: Removed Bakugou

Iida: Wait…

Izuku: Changes his, Mina, and Kirishima’s names

Iida: What are you doing?! You can’t do this!

Izuku: Mutes Iida

Iida: NO!!

 

/\/\/\

 

Kaminari: He is super scary… But kinda cool. He’s terrifyingly cool.

Notes:

You have no idea how fucking long it took me to remember Powerloader’s name. I even looked him up AND STILL FORGOT HIS NAME ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. So when I was finally able to remember his name I almost nearly jumped up and down with joy. Like it was so bad that for a week I was just calling him “Diggy diggy mole mole man”. Anyway that’s how Powerloader got his name lol.

Also the only reason Zawa is name “Gremlin Mummy” and not just “Gremlin” like I originally planned is because I have this one “joke” I want to tell. The only reason joke is in quotes is because I don’t think it’ll be as funny as I find it, it’s kinda mid to be honest.

Hot take, Nedzu doesn’t really understand humans’ need for pronouns but he says to use They/them pronouns just so the humans have an answer because they like it more if they do.

Don’t ask why I decided to make Noamasa a memer/viner I just wanted him to. Aizawa is the same way, but he’s not openly that way.

Also, I would like to add that Endeavor is not a piece of shit in this, he’s actually a good person and a good father. He’s only called Flaming Trash because it’s funny. And it might change if someone is able to come up with a better name for him because I’m not really coming up with anything else.

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