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Bruce Banner
- He's obsessed with flossing his teeth with your pubic hair, citing that it's "good hygiene to floss." Having a thicc bush is also very hygienic ;)
Clit Barton
- He steals women's panties to sniff. Once, when he was younger, he stole his brother's boxers to have a good whiff. .
Thor
- He's enticed by the smell of other people's sweat, and gets off on sniffing other people's pesperiation. He's always hanging around the hot dudes in locker rooms just to breathe in the sweaty armoa of athletic men
Loki
- Loves licking people's armpits, and will give your pit a 'lil' tickle when he's in a fiesty mood
Tony Stark
- Addicted to VR anime foot massager. His life has never been the same once he learned that he could get his feet massaged by a hot anime girl. All of the Avengers think that this addiction is worse than his alcoholism
Steve Rogers
- Into Hentai but pretends to be completely clueless with how technology works that the nobody suspects him
Bucky Barnes
- Obsessed with being a human toilet. He loves having a sexy babe (such as yourself) shit in his mouth for a scrumptious snack ;)
JARVIS
- Always faps one out when he watches Yaoi. It's the only thing he gets off to anymore
Nick Fury
- He has many genital piercings and they unfortunately tend to get infected
Scott Lang
- Loves lactation and suckling on your tiddies for that mommy milk (no wonder your wife left you, Scotty, my boy!) Also calls you "mommy" and you call him your "baby boy"
Thanos
- He has a passion for filling you up with his ugly, purple babies
Rocket Raccoon
- Goes to furry conventions (Why not? He blends right in). The only downside is that he insists on taking you with him. He's also very dominant and will walk you around while you're wearing a collar and leash
Peter Quill
- Wraps his headphones around you while you're having sex to tie you up. He's also a switch but loves dominating you when you're a naughty fella (and deserve coal in your stocking)
Natasha Romanov
- Oh God, she's hot. And very dominant. And very into leather and tying you up and brutally fucking you with a strap on; she also loves to leave hickies all over your hot bod
Stephen Strange
- He uses magic to enhance the sex and always reads books to grasp new techniques (who knew that those sorcerers from thousands of years ago could ever be so kinky?!)
Sam Wilson
- Secretly a furry. Cries when you find out. Once you tell him that you have been wearing your cattail arse plug for years now, he ushers you to the bedroom, eyes blown wide with lust for the hot, horndog feelings he has towards his mate
Pietro Maxmioff
- A softie who loves being praised and handled gently in bed
Wanda Maximoff
- Likes it rough and hardcore and she loves to take charge. Also has a major breeding kink (idk, I didn't watch WandaVision)
The Hulk
- A freak in the sheets who loves having his meat beat
Bonus:
Eddie Brock and Venom
- Eddie is pretty tame compared to Venom, who has every single kink imaginable and would go to great lengths to satisfy both you and Eddie. You're one lucky bastard!