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Going Horribly Right?

Chapter 17

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Clemont opened his phone, he sighed a sigh of relief when he opened up his phone

 

Private Messaging: Clemont and Chloe

 

Chloe: Hey our trip to Lumoise got canceled, bad weather 

 

Clemont: Oh thank Arceus

 

Chloe: Bonnie’s back in town now right?

 

Clemont: Not right now but she’ll be back because she wants to beat me in a gym battle and take my badge 

 

Chloe: Are you going to make it easy for her

 

Clemont: Oh no, I’ve been cooking up a plan to defeat her best pokemon

 

Chloe: Right the legendary 

 

Clemont: Yeah, hopefully my tricks can slow her down 

 

Chloe: Well at least Parker can never meet Bonnie now

 

Clemont could put his mind at ease, maybe this flame would die overtime, hopefully not sparking into something worse, like an uncontrollable flame 

 

Pokemon Masters 

 

Horace: I’m going back to school

 

Gohne Insane: Huh?

 

Horace: Doing a one semester course on Psychic Types at Naranja Academy 

 

Gohne Insane: But why?

 

Horace: To learn all I can, plus the teacher of that class is genius, he MADE the Pokedex for the Paldea Region, you can learn a lot from a guy like that

 

Gohne Insane: I hope you enjoy your class Horace

 

Horace: Thank you Goh

 

Chloe: When are you going back to school Goh

 

Goh: NEVER, I LIVE IN THE WILDS NOW 

 

Max: Yeah…hate school 

 

Parker: I bet that’s why you’re so dumb

 

Max: I am smarter than, you know what nevermind 

 

May: Good on you Max

 

Max: Hey go back to your boyfriend 

 

May: I didn’t even do anything to you today?

 

May: Ya know what, I won’t let that slide

 

May changed Max to 404NotFound

 

May: Calling this you because I CAN NEVER FIND YOU WHEN I NEED YOU

 

404NotFound: Why do I actually like this?

 

IrresponsiblySwag: That’s the power of nicknames baybee 

 

May: That’s a thirteen year old and you just called him “baby”

 

IrresponsiblySwag: “ Baybee” is a general term of excitement, I did nothing wrong

 

May: Too late

 

Mallow: Gladion, I want you to take a seat 

 

IrresponsiblySwag: Well dammit 

 

Horace: You have the right to remain silent 

 

Lillie: I bet he’s used to having his rights read to him 

 

IrresponsiblySwag: I’m sorry what?

 

Lillie: Because..you commit so many crimes

 

Mallow: Do we have to cancel you? 

 

IrresponsiblySwag: We’ll let my sister slide…for now 

 

Lillie: What do you mean for now?

 

IrresponsiblySwag: I mean…for now

 

ALanaWaves: Now’s over 

 

ALanaWaves changed Lillie to Pokephobia 

 

Pokephobia: REALLY LANA

 

IrresponsiblySwag: Making fun of a trauma induced condition Lana, that’s not funny

 

ALanaWaves: Ok come on I know you’ve said far worse

 

Mallow: Too late Lana, we’re canceling you now 

 

ALanaWaves: I’m fleeing the region 

 

Iris, Chad Dragon Master: Don’t come here

 

Pokephobia: Do I still get off the hook

 

Mallow: No you’re still getting canceled

 

Pokephobia: Crap

 

Conway: Congrats you’re actually both uncanceled 

 

Mallow: Wait you can’t do that?

 

Conway: I’m uh, really good at computers

 

Sophocles: I’m gonna undo that

 

ALanaWaves: Please don’t

 

Pokephobia: Yeah

 

IrresponsiblySwag: Those who get canceled should stay canceled, Sophocles, do it

 

Pokephobia: Really brother

 

ALanaWaves: Yeah what gives you say far worse in our private calls

 

Pokephobia: Uhm what?

 

ALanaWaves: I plead the fifth 

 

Ash Ketchum: I’m back guys

 

Ash Ketchum: And everything’s on fire 

 

404NotFound: Hey Ash

 

Ash Ketchum: Uhm…what’s this?

 

404NotFound: It’s Max

 

May: No it’s actually Missingo 

 

404NotFound: I hate you 

 

Gohne Insane: What’s Missingo, is that a rare Pokemon or something? 

 

Trevor: Isn’t that a folk legend?

 

Gohne Insane: Who knows

 

Burgundy: Online again, hey guys

 

CilanCilantro: Online again, hey guys 

 

Burgundy: Oh it’s you

 

CilanCilantro: Oh it’s you 

 

Burgundy: You really are insufferable some times

 

CilanCilantro: You really are insufferable some times

 

Burgundy: STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY

 

CilanCilantro: STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY

 

Burgundy: I hate you

 

Iris,Chad Dragon Master: Cilan how did you know exactly what she was going to say next?

 

CilanCilantro: We’re just so in sync 

 

Burgundy: Bruh, bruh, and triple bruh 

 

Georgia: Welcome to hell bestie

 

Iris, Chad Dragon Master: Hey bestie

 

Georgia: Ya know what, I’m tired of being pushed around by you

 

Georgia challenged Iris, Chad Dragon Master to a 6v6 full battle 

 

Burgundy: Oh snap

 

CilanCilantro: Oh snap

 

Burgundy: Cut it out 

 

CilanCilantro: Cut it out 

 

Iris, Chad Dragon Master: Oh Georgia, you think you’re worth my time

 

Iris, Chad Dragon Master has declined Georgia’s challenge 

 

Georgia: WHY

 

Iris, Chad Dragon Master: I’ve got TV time in a few days 

 

Georgia: Can I fight you there?

 

Iris, Chad Dragon Master: No

 

Georgia: BRUH 

 

Burgundy: Welcome to hell

 

CilanCilantro: Welcome to hell 

 

Horace: Guys I am being challenged by the student council president because I’m a transfer student and she’s like, a top 40 trainer on the rankings

 

Ash Ketchum: Good luck Horace

 

Horace: How do I DECLINE 

 

Georgia: Show her your low rank?

 

Horace: Already tried and it didn’t work 

 

Georgia: Have fun then

 

Horace: Alright I don’t even have a full squad this should be quick

 

Gohne Insane: o7 Horace, you will be sorely missed

 

Chloe: Sad to see you lose a comrade Goh

 

Gohne Insane: Not just a comrade, a friend….

 

Horace: I’m not dead

 

Gohne Insane: What was that…


Chloe: It must have been the wind

Notes:

o7 in the comments for Horace, he was a good man

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