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Clemont opened his phone, he sighed a sigh of relief when he opened up his phone
Private Messaging: Clemont and Chloe
Chloe: Hey our trip to Lumoise got canceled, bad weather
Clemont: Oh thank Arceus
Chloe: Bonnie’s back in town now right?
Clemont: Not right now but she’ll be back because she wants to beat me in a gym battle and take my badge
Chloe: Are you going to make it easy for her
Clemont: Oh no, I’ve been cooking up a plan to defeat her best pokemon
Chloe: Right the legendary
Clemont: Yeah, hopefully my tricks can slow her down
Chloe: Well at least Parker can never meet Bonnie now
Clemont could put his mind at ease, maybe this flame would die overtime, hopefully not sparking into something worse, like an uncontrollable flame
Pokemon Masters
Horace: I’m going back to school
Gohne Insane: Huh?
Horace: Doing a one semester course on Psychic Types at Naranja Academy
Gohne Insane: But why?
Horace: To learn all I can, plus the teacher of that class is genius, he MADE the Pokedex for the Paldea Region, you can learn a lot from a guy like that
Gohne Insane: I hope you enjoy your class Horace
Horace: Thank you Goh
Chloe: When are you going back to school Goh
Goh: NEVER, I LIVE IN THE WILDS NOW
Max: Yeah…hate school
Parker: I bet that’s why you’re so dumb
Max: I am smarter than, you know what nevermind
May: Good on you Max
Max: Hey go back to your boyfriend
May: I didn’t even do anything to you today?
May: Ya know what, I won’t let that slide
May changed Max to 404NotFound
May: Calling this you because I CAN NEVER FIND YOU WHEN I NEED YOU
404NotFound: Why do I actually like this?
IrresponsiblySwag: That’s the power of nicknames baybee
May: That’s a thirteen year old and you just called him “baby”
IrresponsiblySwag: “ Baybee” is a general term of excitement, I did nothing wrong
May: Too late
Mallow: Gladion, I want you to take a seat
IrresponsiblySwag: Well dammit
Horace: You have the right to remain silent
Lillie: I bet he’s used to having his rights read to him
IrresponsiblySwag: I’m sorry what?
Lillie: Because..you commit so many crimes
Mallow: Do we have to cancel you?
IrresponsiblySwag: We’ll let my sister slide…for now
Lillie: What do you mean for now?
IrresponsiblySwag: I mean…for now
ALanaWaves: Now’s over
ALanaWaves changed Lillie to Pokephobia
Pokephobia: REALLY LANA
IrresponsiblySwag: Making fun of a trauma induced condition Lana, that’s not funny
ALanaWaves: Ok come on I know you’ve said far worse
Mallow: Too late Lana, we’re canceling you now
ALanaWaves: I’m fleeing the region
Iris, Chad Dragon Master: Don’t come here
Pokephobia: Do I still get off the hook
Mallow: No you’re still getting canceled
Pokephobia: Crap
Conway: Congrats you’re actually both uncanceled
Mallow: Wait you can’t do that?
Conway: I’m uh, really good at computers
Sophocles: I’m gonna undo that
ALanaWaves: Please don’t
Pokephobia: Yeah
IrresponsiblySwag: Those who get canceled should stay canceled, Sophocles, do it
Pokephobia: Really brother
ALanaWaves: Yeah what gives you say far worse in our private calls
Pokephobia: Uhm what?
ALanaWaves: I plead the fifth
Ash Ketchum: I’m back guys
Ash Ketchum: And everything’s on fire
404NotFound: Hey Ash
Ash Ketchum: Uhm…what’s this?
404NotFound: It’s Max
May: No it’s actually Missingo
404NotFound: I hate you
Gohne Insane: What’s Missingo, is that a rare Pokemon or something?
Trevor: Isn’t that a folk legend?
Gohne Insane: Who knows
Burgundy: Online again, hey guys
CilanCilantro: Online again, hey guys
Burgundy: Oh it’s you
CilanCilantro: Oh it’s you
Burgundy: You really are insufferable some times
CilanCilantro: You really are insufferable some times
Burgundy: STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY
CilanCilantro: STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAY
Burgundy: I hate you
Iris,Chad Dragon Master: Cilan how did you know exactly what she was going to say next?
CilanCilantro: We’re just so in sync
Burgundy: Bruh, bruh, and triple bruh
Georgia: Welcome to hell bestie
Iris, Chad Dragon Master: Hey bestie
Georgia: Ya know what, I’m tired of being pushed around by you
Georgia challenged Iris, Chad Dragon Master to a 6v6 full battle
Burgundy: Oh snap
CilanCilantro: Oh snap
Burgundy: Cut it out
CilanCilantro: Cut it out
Iris, Chad Dragon Master: Oh Georgia, you think you’re worth my time
Iris, Chad Dragon Master has declined Georgia’s challenge
Georgia: WHY
Iris, Chad Dragon Master: I’ve got TV time in a few days
Georgia: Can I fight you there?
Iris, Chad Dragon Master: No
Georgia: BRUH
Burgundy: Welcome to hell
CilanCilantro: Welcome to hell
Horace: Guys I am being challenged by the student council president because I’m a transfer student and she’s like, a top 40 trainer on the rankings
Ash Ketchum: Good luck Horace
Horace: How do I DECLINE
Georgia: Show her your low rank?
Horace: Already tried and it didn’t work
Georgia: Have fun then
Horace: Alright I don’t even have a full squad this should be quick
Gohne Insane: o7 Horace, you will be sorely missed
Chloe: Sad to see you lose a comrade Goh
Gohne Insane: Not just a comrade, a friend….
Horace: I’m not dead
Gohne Insane: What was that…
Chloe:
It must have been the wind